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Ra's al Dolezal

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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h
half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 9h
Trying to dunk on people by telling them I went to locations and nobody knew them, except the locations are not clever slams or anything. I went to the Longhorn Steakhouse in the Westland Mall parking lot and nobody knew you?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 12h
*KC & the Sunshine Band voice* 🎶Sheeeeee's the Queen of the Cords 🎶
My cat Sadie laying on a pile of cords on a shelf
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 13h
They sent me a bill for 153 bucks and when I went to pay it they added 2 grand on top of it. Never going to the emergency room again.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026
God Tier themesong
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026
Out cruising (sitting in a parking lot while the car runs for a half an hour to buy me an additional 2 to 3 days charge on this battery and I have to come back and do it again. Can I put a trickle charger on a battery pack? Do they need the trunk to be open to work? I should just get a dc twister
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 28/09/2026
McDonalds drive thru has a sign that says its now hiring great leaders, so I guess Optimus Prime's death really has affected us all.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 28/09/2026
I had to fill the black car up with gas today, which cost a hundred bucks. As I was doing so some motorcycle club of like 50 guys on harleys all rode up and filled the parking lot. They all had titles like "Sgt at Arms" and shit, yet none of them went in and made it so gas was free so wtf?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 27/09/2026
🎶 Sweet team of maitre d's we had 5 but we're down to 3 🎶
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026
UPDATE: i have an opportunity to have my own room for $200/mo, formalizing a 'sleeping on the couch' situation i've been in with friends for about 2yrs this is huge for me! a LEAP towards reestablishing my financial and residential independence it also doubles my expenses- please help if you can 🥹
gofund.me
Donate to Skyes Hope Chest- help a Kansan trans woman survive all this, organized by Skye Rosalina
Hello, I'm Skye, thank you for visiting my fundraiser The no… Skye Rosalina needs your support for Skyes Hope Chest- help a Kansan trans woman survive all this
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 27/09/2026
Is the mansion in Mutiny the same house that's in Taken
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 27/09/2026
Every time I see Michael Ian Black criticizing something republicans are doing I immediately think why dont you straighten them out at one of the dinner parties you have with them you shit
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 26/09/2026
A murphy bed is good for when you want floor space in exchange for a bed that spends most of its time in Narnia
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 26/09/2026
Singing along to She Sells Sanctuary like 🎶 when there's hearse in sight play the bagpipes and theres some dead guy bring them back with magic bagpipes BEWDYBEWDY BREEWN BIDDYBREWNDEWN BIDDY BEWNDEBREENDEBREWN BIDDYBREWNBREWN 🎶
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 26/09/2026
When Forrest Gump is awoken in the middle of the night by his ragdolls knocking the water glass off his nightsand
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goatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the kind of messy I want more of Who will be the Left Eye of government
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
That domino meme that starts with "a woman says her ass is hungry and sits on a pie to win the diva search" and ends with "wrestlers legally reclassified as employees."
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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 26/09/2026
I launched my own site today!! www.vgcartography.com all my game maps hi-res, links to videos, and i'm moving any commentary from my blog to get everything in one place free w/o login. tried to make it really easy to use. browse the catalog and gimme feedback!!! 🗺️👀🌐
scrollable game list with platform/tag filters for browsagetext search for game/map names also worksmaps and videos shown in a gridindividual map view with pans and zoomies
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the final pearl @pearlsnapped.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
let’s see it, cowards
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 25/09/2026
Explaining to someone that I missed their email because I made the mistake of giving a politician money and now I get 90 emails from other politicians begging me for anywhere from 1 to 5 goddamn dollars a day
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 24/09/2026
🎶 How could it beee? Somebody took my boy from meee 🎶
Canterbury Palace, which existed for like 300 years and is now a different diner
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 23/09/2026
Gonna start wearing big buckled platform boots all the time so that I can have built-in Squatty Potty wherever I go.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 23/09/2026
Thinking about how dumb people watched Pulp Fiction and didnt know what "pipe hittin" meant and now we have a whole class of republican idiot who equates their services with those of crackheads who will do anything asked for more crack.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i keep saying it because it's true. execution aside lucas had a vision and something he was trying to say about the failure of liberalism to deal with rising fascism in the prequels which is far more cohesive than anything disney makes now with the franchise
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 22/09/2026
Fuck up to all-the-way-off
Cashapp email offering to loan me 25 bucks
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First they came for the gas and I said nothing. Then they came for the grass and I said nothing. Now they come for my ass!
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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
neil the cash tyson Neil the gas tyson Or Neil the grass tyson No one rides for free
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The original chopped unc.
Screencap from HELLRAISER showing Uncle Frank moments before he’s ripped apart by chains. The image reads “this lowkey slaps”.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trans rights are popular. When presented without culture war bullshit they just are. AI/LLM models and the resulting data centers have massive popular movements against them. Democratic advisors yelling anything but those two facts are actively lying for a paycheck from a compromising source.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 18/09/2026
Had to specify Pinhead from Hellraiser so that none of the Carnival of Souls/Zippy fans got confused.
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🚲insert into dq_list select uid from partisans where party = "R" @db-user.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
can't believe someone made this lmao
an FTL parody of the "just leave" meme with a Kestrel model ship in the background 

Just walk out, you can leave!
Pulsar
Zoltan thing
Phase 3
Abandoned sector
Giant alien spiders 
Slug light cruiser
Playing stealth b
16 mantis if you're quick
Auto scouts with 200 evade
Friend ships

If it sucks... Hit da bricks!!
Real winners quit
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
is the jimono too formal for this party, babe?
white masc model wearing a kimono style top made of denim in a white room with a concrete floor
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
You're going to see these used against protesters within 8 months.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BayBayFriend 
@baybayfriend.bsky.social
Red Hot Chili Peppers:

Watch out little man-ah, 
Crushed by a pian-ah,
Thumb glow red when you hit it with a hammah

Glowing article: Believe it or not, Kiedis had no formal training or experience as a vocalist before joining the band.
2:15 PM • Nov 7, 2023
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
*Tegan and Sara voices* 🎶I was brothers with the pope I said please help do taxes 🎶
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
Fuckin hell, Heels leaving netflix today. It was such a great show. 😭
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old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the fbi agent who watches me: hey man, got a new guy here who's gonna shadow me for a bit me: beastiality hire?
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
brain: do the berenstain bears have "sweet bro and hella jeff mouth" me: i'm going to kill you
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Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Between this, the Flock cameras used to stalk women, the bots used to harass college girls, and the proposed legislation to check children's genitals, it's clear the end goal is to legally codify women's lack of privacy & thus advance the idea we are property to be monitored from birth.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You be the judge, Ray. #pipecleanerart
A pipe cleaner figure I built of The Beholster from the video game ENTER THE GUNGEON. It is a red floating eye with a toothy drooling mouth and six tentacles, each holding a different gun.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Siren Head, the creepypasta created by Trevor Henderson. Siren Head is a naked humanoid with two bullhorns where its head should be. Flesh wires drape from the horns. It stands 4" (10.16 cm) high.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Alexander DeLarge from the movie A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Alex is a young man with brown hair and white clothing with a jockstrap. He wields a sword cane and wears a black derby.A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary.
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Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
if you don't know who in your friend group is the hootie... it's you
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 11/07/2023
🎶YOU AND MEEEE WE COME FROM DIFFERENT WOOORLDS HOOTIE SHALL GRANT YOU BOONS IF YOU KIDNAP 15 GIRLS SOMETIMES YA CRAZAAAAY AND YOU WONDER WHYYY DO NOT WEAR CHARTREUSE IT DISPLEASES HOOTIE'S EYE🎶
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 14/09/2026
Remember the last season of Barry? No you dont, nobody does.
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 13/09/2026
I love when I find a solution to something that opens up new fucking hassles. Was able to get rid of 75ft of audio cables by sending audio over LAN via this Voicemeeter app. So now I get bt headphones and set them as the output and Voicemeeter is like "Love too put a half second delay in for you."
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