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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 3h
Is this a weird mix of albums? Yes. Does it rely heavily on my teens and early 20s? Also yes. Is Reel Big Fish on there because I was a jazz trombonist and thought Ska was my future? Definitely yes. Did I replace Stankonia with Bloc Party because I felt like I was fronting just a bit? Maybe.
My albums
Third Eye Blind
The Chronic
Silent Alarm l
Nigel Kennedy Four Seasons
Graceland
Rush of Blood to the Head
Judgement Night soundtrack
Get a Grip
Turn Off the Radio
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 4h
Mulberry having imagery for something that's 4 towns over is sad, especially when you consider with 2.3k people there we gotta be talking at least 3-5 Baptist churches and a dollar general in town
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 15h
It's fun when it's not your goalie in the world cup
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 18h
It's good when teams make the right call to go for 2 and get it
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 19h
So that 9 albums site has no Metallica albums? Sure.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 23h
Man Navy's just assed out this year
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my local pet store just installed bollards in the parking lot because 3 different elderly people have driven through the storefront in the last 2 years
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long has it been since air force actually sold out a navy game? Loads of open space in the upper deck
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite thing about navy playing air force is that this is the biggest game of the year for air force and Navy just doesn't give a shit about them outside of this week.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fox has the courage to do what the mcafee simps at espn refuse
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LSU hiring a football coach who can't deliver and a basketball coach who can't even field a roster is the most delicious shit in sports right now (after 114/115)
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Transphobe with a -18 in game 3.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you're out of tokens but really need to talk to your wife
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I called the hamburglar "robbler" 25 years ago and my friends still remind me of it whenever McD's comes up
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean it's well written, but it's a bit of a joke. City was already found to be guilty of financial fraud by UEFA and only escaped punishment because of a statute of limitations. Their fans have spent the 6 years since pretending that never happened. You knowingly cheered for cheaters.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At £900M/$1.2B I think it's safe to say this is the biggest cheating scandal in the history of global organized sport The FIFA global bribery case was "just" $150M as charged by the USDOJ
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alabama football revenue 2025: $147.7M Alabama football revenue in Saban's last season (2023): $129.3M Maybe shut the fuck up, Nick
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck these guys. Carnegie Mellon's cost of attendance has ballooned to nearly $100K a year. And Ken Griffin is an ultra MAGA piece of shit who is gleefully spending well over $100M to entrench anti-democratic politicians around the country.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to start correcting people who mess up your/you're with "actually, it's *yore*"
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A team in a ponzi scheme league that was started with the sole purpose of sportswashing for middle east dictators might be in trouble.
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 30/09/2026
THE STORY OF CITY’S FAKE £900m INCOME [Mail]
THE STORY OF CITY’S FAKE £900m INCOME

CITY boosted their coffers by more than £830m using ‘sham’ contracts with commercial partners – the vast majority of which were paid by their then owners (ADUG)...

	Recorded value of sponsorship	How much sponsor actually paid	Amount topped up by City’s owners
2009-10	£27m	£4.5m	£22.5m
2010-11	£41.25m	£12.75m	£28.5m
2011-12	£86.75m	£16m	£70.75m
2012-13	£121.75m	£16m	£105.75m
2013-14	£127.5m	£16m	£111.5m
2014-15	£123.2m	£16m	£107.2m
2015-16	£136.17m	£16m	£120.17m
2016-17	£140.59m	£11m	£129.59m
2017-18	£145.73m	£11m	£134.73m
TOTAL	£949.94m	£119.25m	£830.69m

■ Furthermore, expenses totalling £16.766m during the nine-year period were also paid by ADUG but excluded from City’s financial statements.

■ City stars’ image rights totalling £49.414m were paid by a third-party known as Fordham – in reality, a front for ADUG funds. City also claimed to have sold these rights to Fordham for £24.5m.

ARTIFICIALLY INFLATED INCOME TOTAL: £921.37m
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will absolutely destroy the academies as academic institutions. I know I never would have gone to Navy if this was the case.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of city really did almost a billion dollars in fraud, they have to be made insolvent
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
would be a great time for the media to revisit the case at West Point where a woman accused Army's starting QB of rape. He was retained despite this & 2 honor offenses (army even broke their honor rules to allow him to keep playing). She eventually quit after extensive harassment for filing charges
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The same dorks who spent money on this crap are the same ones who were mad an Asian woman had a big role in a Star Wars movie
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monken is a clown who pretends nothing he ever did with Navy mattered, but this is just base triple option from the early 2000s Paul Johnson era when he was a position coach in Annapolis. The SB twirl was often used to get undisciplined LBs running the wrong way
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder today that last year The Athletic ranked Lincoln Riley as the 20th best coach (of a top 25) in the 21st century, but HOF coach Paul Johnson didn't even get an honorable mention
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PJ Fleck does this shit because he's a mediocre coach stealing money from a school that either doesn't know better or can't be bothered to care. As long as he puts on a show a couple times a year, the carnival can go on.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The WSL should probably sue City over the 115. Imagine what investments could have been made in the sport over the last decade if the men's squads weren't chasing illegally inflated transfer market values.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The venn diagram of people who are eager to tell you they haven't heard the most popular song this year and people who think Stephen A Smith and Pat McAfee, each with around 500k daily viewers, are two of the most influential people in TV isn't a perfect circle, but it's getting pretty fucking close
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy crap I stayed there in 1999 when I traveled eastern Europe with my slovakian girlfriend. We also stayed at the brutalist hotel kyjev in Bratislava (though that's far less interesting to look at)
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really need to hear from more people who think Bruce Springsteen is the end all be all of music regarding what song is topping the charts today
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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More Guillotine MMA
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For all the juice Navy had last year, they got none this year
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The replay booth should know there's not a shot that's going to be clear and just move on with the game. For as bad as VAR is, American football replay review is 1000x worse.
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The Famous Arsen-alt @myarsenalalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arteta and Odegaard visiting Haaland over the break
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Rick James Come Here Gesture
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if Joe Dirt is too stilted for you, the best comedy of the 1990s is at 40%
Tommy boy 40% rotten tomato critic score
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An impeccable comedy
Joe dirt has a 9% rotten tomato critic score
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently my limit is watching Mullet Seymour Hoffman try to get food poisoning from bad Chinese buffets
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apologies to Lou Holtz and Mark May We never knew how good we had it with them calling Thursday night games at VT with enter sandman announcing the unofficial start of the weekend Now we get shitass liberty on a shitass teal field in myrtle beach and I flip on apple TV to catch up on a new series
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh dang Costcodle #1101 1/6 ✅ costcodle.co m/
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just like to point out how funny it is that he thinks it's the COVID lockdown that cost Trump in 2020 and not the fact he lied about the virus and helped kill 1.3 million Americans through inaction
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a great read for anyone who has or hasn't experienced big boat racing. I've got ~15k miles of it on my resume and it all rings so true. It's the thing I miss most now that youth sports takes up most of my free time, but the great thing about sailing is you can do it for life.
Me at the helm heading down the Chesapeake Bay on the final day of delivering a TP52 from Newport to Annapolis back in 2012
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see the 5 people who pretend to be Rays fans are having their bi-decade posting fun tonight
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hannity has zero juice left
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"elect me, I can't help" is a masterstroke campaign slogan
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does musk look like he's about to rip Firestarter
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The Prodigy Keith Flint
ALT: The Prodigy Keith Flint
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The subheading here is how much the military wastes fulfilling these bribes. Tens of millions to a company that has delivered nothing of value. Meanwhile, we don't have enough weapons to protect ourselves from Iranian drones and missiles.
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Of all the things they're going to try in the next 6 weeks this is 100% not one of them
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