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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/05/2025
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Janie Danger @wifesucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
we need a soulful bisexual pope from atlanta
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2025
every post + reply section on twitter these days
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
King Henry VIII with a downward speech bubble, as if he was saying the quoted skeet.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Not sure I'd want to tell a child newly infected with HIV that they now have to meet Elon Musk.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
the new Midwest Pope has probably had Culver’s before
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
look at Pete Hegseth’s sideburns and tell me this man isn’t drunk shaving
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
sometimes you don't even need to translate it
A screencap of bluesky showing a quote post of one of my posts. Mine is an image of a cheesy bites pizza with text that reads "I don't trust this, feels like hubris" and the quote post reads "que lindo vários micropenis"
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Niko @nikoanesti.newgrounds.com · 20/04/2025
Today we celebrate Him
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
do you think he had to lock in yesterday to avoid any jokes about him dying on easter?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2025
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
getting my dick cut off so im not dutch anymore
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Ava Ayers @avaayers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
Officers have also struggled to meet their quotas because immigrants are refusing to open their doors when ICE officers knock. The enforcement teams generally do not possess criminal arrest warrants that would allow them to force their way into their targets’ homes. ICE officials say they can’t afford to leave teams of officers waiting around for targeted immigrants to exit their homes.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
considering bottom surgery (replacing my junk with a little toadstool for smurfs to live in)
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
the famous "LBGT: lets go birds transsexual" t-shirt by toxicfemme
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Asuka @asukange.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
where can i buy this
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
 Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads “HAMBURGER HELPED”
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Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Everyone look at my beaver!!!!
Shot of Nibi the beaver which I stole off the internet and used for attention without attribution
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Honestly kind of a funny way to respond to complaints
Ben Stiller posting a bitmoji guy in response to people saying Severance is bad
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
gee, i wonder why that is.
all sayings about the dutch seem to be negative or weird
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 08/02/2025
Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/01/2025
Greatest sportsman ever. Seems to loathe basketball. Craves to be free and ride horses. Resents having to be basketball deity, runs around like he's perpetually about to fall over, animated exactly like Lanky Kong from DK64
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Online communities fighting back against tech baron takeover is, for me, a beautiful thing.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tick... Tick... Tick... www.latimes.com/science/stor...
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A wave of cat deaths from bird flu prompts new rules on pet food production
Cats — both large cats in captivity and pet house cats — across multiple states have been dying from H5N1 bird flu. Now, federal agencies are enforcing new rules to help keep the virus out of pet food...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
The top half of a cat is concealed behind a gold curtain, its bottom half exposed.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/01/2025
they gotta lock kanye and ethan h3 in a room for a couple hours so we can skip ahead and get an eighth reich
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/01/2025
People all the time: my family is full of liars and abusers People when their family tells them a story about living in Cuba or something: I trust them fully and completely and they would never want to make my family look good with their narratives
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Don't worry, boss. I created a bar chart for the presentation.
A columnar bar chart with the left-most one super saying “ball,” the middle one the highest saying “dick,” and the right-most one slightly taller than the first one saying “slightly larger ball”
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Elon Musk's and X's Role in 2024 Election Interference, a letter from an alleged X whistleblower. "What started as US election interference has now spread to other countries. We're currently doing the same thing in Germany and other European nations." theconcernedbird.substack.com/p/elon-musks...
I'm writing this with a heavy heart and no small amount of fear. As a former X (formerly Twitter) employee on an H1B visa, I can't reveal my identity without risking everything, but I can't stay silent any longer about what I saw and was made to do.

When Elon Musk took over, everything changed. What started as a social media company became something much darker. I was part of a team that was directly ordered to manipulate Twitter's systems to influence the 2024 US presidential election. It wasn't subtle, and it wasn't ethical.

We completely changed how the algorithm worked, pushing pro-Trump and right-wing posts to the top of people's feeds. To make it look balanced, we also boosted some left-wing critics of Democrats, but it was all carefully calculated. These changes didn't just affect Americans - they impacted users worldwide.

One of the most disturbing things we did was create thousands of fake accounts using advanced AI systems called Grok and Eliza. These accounts looked completely real and pushed political messages that spread like wildfire. Havn't you noticed they all disappeared? Like magic.

We also knowingly allowed foreign governments to manipulate the platform. State-backed groups from Israel, Iran, and Russia were running their own influence campaigns, and because their goals aligned with ours, we looked the other way. Even when they clearly broke the rules, we didn't stop them.Perhaps the most unethical part was how we manufactured news stories. One team would write completely fake articles, while another team would artificially boost their engagement metrics to make them go viral. We specifically targeted certain groups of people, knowing exactly how to manipulate their views and emotions.

The moderation team became a tool for our agenda. We systematically silenced anyone who got in our way, enforcing the rules when it suited us and ignoring them when it didn't. Elon Musk himself was deeply involved in these decisions, often joking about being "Black Hat MAGA."

What started as US election interference has now spread to other countries. We're currently doing the same thing in Germany and other European nations. The damage we've done is immeasurable, and I don't know if it can ever be fixed. People don't know what's real anymore, and that's exactly what we wanted.

The pilot program for the Eliza AI Agent, was election interference. Eliza was release officially in October of 2024, but we had access to it before then thanks to Marc Andreessen.

I'm terrified to be writing this, but I had to speak up. I just hope that someone with the power to do something about this sees this letter. You'll know what i’m saying is the truth by Elon's actions to the news someone spoke out. For more evidence look at the docs of Eliza AI Agent software. We left bread crumbs.

Yours sincerely,

A former employee who can't sleep at night.
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Looking at pictures of kristen stewart
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Ranjodh Singh Dhaliwal @ranjodhdhaliwal.com · 23/01/2025
When I log on to Facebook after ages:
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I like to say “I’m watching the YouTube” or “I’m going to the Target” like I’m 74 years old
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
mentally, i’m here
Captain Ben Sisko staring forward either disassociating or mentally preparing to kill somebody.

inset tumblr post from greelin
“being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Holy shit. Lmao. TikTok and Trump are reading my feed. Back online with new pro-Trump rules.
Free Palestine is now blocked from TikTok and is against community rules.
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
defector: fascist fucker gives nazi salute new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He was actually saluting Hans Asperger.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ACT UP, 1990
A man carries a coffin with a skull on the front and spray painted on the side "we're here we're queer we hate the fucking president"
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Asuka @asukange.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
it feels like the world is ending tomorrow at this rate
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David Klion @davidklion.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s ableist to criticize sieg heiling now
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Emma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Subtle!
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Raddagher @raddagher.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala
A screenshot of the new tiktok removing a "free Luigi" commentA screenshot of TikTok flagging a political video as possibly innacurateA screenshot of a tiktok appeal form after a video is removed for being tagged #abortionrightsA screenshot from reddit of a user's tiktok comment being removed for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Took too much Benadryl before the inauguration and now I'm seeing the hat man
Melania in her hat man get up
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Why is every Instagram reel like this
A guy posing with text over him saying “I have disabled all nuclear weapons around the world with sorcery”
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 20/01/2025
I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots! deathgenerator.com#mw
A screenshot of Morrowind, with a text box saying:
Sorry, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind isn't available right now.
A law banning The Elder Scrolls III:
Morrowind has been enacted in the US. 
Unfortunately that means you can't use The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind for now.

We are fortunate that Emperor Uriel
Septim VII has indicated that he will
work with us on a solution to reinstate The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind once he takes office. Please state tuned!!!

The buttons at the bottom are "Learn More" and "Close App"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
There is no such thing as a pet crow, you either have a crow who is your friend or a crow who is your enemy
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/01/2025
donald trump gets in office and immediately does insane crimes or fucks over his constituency it’s insane
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
vibrant veggies
Photo of a massive bacon cheeseburger burrito from a Facebook page called “Vibrant Veggies”
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Bethesda Skyrimworks is the only studio bold enough to ask "what if trying to pick up something from atop a table caused you to instead sit at it and get mauled to death by some very large critters"
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