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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Food tourism, but it's Americans going abroad to find food that isn't contaminated or on a recall list.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Please stop reposting the Junji Ito Breakfast Burrito I don't even have that phobia but I'm developing it

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I don’t love the way people are talking about Nancy Mace tbh. First of all, she’s a fascist. Second of all, by most accounts she’s going through an extended mental health crisis after accusing her ex-husband of raping her while incapacitated. So idk if “she’s hot now” jokes are the move

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 14/07/2026

im a single issue voter and the issue is seasonal creep

Candy corn grocery store display that says IT’S CANDY CORN SEASON even though it is July

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 13/07/2026

me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning

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[Halloweenified pun for] Jules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

it's about to be the most magical prom Akron's ever seen

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/07/2026

at what point do you start to call this a pogrom?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Undergoing a series of personal tragedies that makes you hilarious

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.

ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Not sure why some people are so shocked over Lupita Nyong'o's casting in 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺. Christopher Nolan is known for his attention to detail, and since the source material describes Helen of Troy as the most beautiful woman in the world, he cast the most beautiful woman in the world.

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/05/2026

they're trying to kill stoners

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/04/2026

tonight we’re gonna post like it’s 1889

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 20/03/2026

Mary Fong Lau, the 80 year old woman who killed four people including a baby and a toddler after crashing into a bus stop going 75mph the wrong way down a 25mph street, has been sentenced to probation and will not permanently lose her drivers' license. This is a despicable miscarriage of justice.

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West Portal crash: S.F. judge says driver who killed family of 4 will get probation

Mary Fong Lau, 80, will face no jail time according to remarks from San Francisco Superior Court Judge Bruce Chan. She must complete 200 hours of community service and undergo probation.

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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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bear 🧉🚲 @uarctos.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

@bsky.app free me you cowards. i am old enough to be rightfully skeptical of Verification through giving some random ass website my social security number 🥴, credit card 🤒, or govt ID 🫨

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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Counting or not counting vehicular fatalities

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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Alysa Liu, welcome to The War on Cars.

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

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John ⚾️ @johnthenaptist.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/01/2026

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

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Elana @astra-not.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

First day visiting family and they are somehow worse than I remembered

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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Noted upstanding citizen and friend of the government of Rome, Jesus Christ

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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Between the 12 Districts, each will send one boy and one girl, called Tributes, to compete in the first ever Hunger Games! Many said it couldn't be done, but I'm telling you, many more are calling it must watch TV!

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 22/11/2025

1. Good riddance. 2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS. www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News

The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.

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Elana @astra-not.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Can QuickBooks just fucking stick with one fucking way for the search bar to work?? For the love of god

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Being sufficiently old to remember the days of moral panics over video games, children's cartoons, and D&D is wild to look back on, living as I now do in a world where companies are selling teddy bears that talk to your kids about how to start fires and what sexual kinks they'd like to explore

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the ol' switcheruby @passiontentacle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Maybe daylight isn't worth saving

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