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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 25mThe Pope: God says you’re bad if you use AI for art Guy who used AI to lazily profiteer off children and tired parents: oh so does that make me a bad guy now!? 150
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 41mMan I guess to be rich you just never have to read the end of any story ever, between this and announcing the Paramount Skydance merger with Leonardo DiCaprio king of the world-ing on the Titanic 131
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2hLocal Stockbroker Predicts Even Higher Profits For October 1929 061
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12hWow it’s almost like journalists who were translating meaning and making him appear able to talk on a single subject for more than ten seconds were committing a malpractice the scale of which usually involves prison time in most occupations 281
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12hOnce again making Bronny look like Wilt Chamberlain and Micheal Jordan’s Gogeta 010
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 15hThe real reason is they want to kill disabled people but even if that weren’t the case, no person who gets mad they had to stand in line while you sit for your job was going to have anything but an eminently hostile experience, self inflicted. 072
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 15hIt’s so awesome that you can always tell when football is on based on how much people are posting their murderous intent for that idiot little fluffball, nobody wanted to merc the Limu Emu and Doug! Just do his ass in like Mr. Peanut! 250
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 19hProbably bad to make a rape allegation coming out about how you thought Jacob Geller was cringe, who the fuck cares about fucking YouTube why are people like this the dude hurt somebody! 0161
