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This is terrible and awful but I'm laughing thinking that a parent could talk a young kid into eating "just whatever" for dinner

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 1h

The Bar Diet: only eating bar things but the definition is very loose Protein bar, salad bar, candy bar, meal replacement bar, gin from the bar

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 3h

then i got on the hammersmith & city line

A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 18h

my 4 year old just "no way Jose"'d me for the first time today

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 19h

BREAKING: OpenSI has filed for IPO

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20h

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I never posted the finished version of this drawing here, so here it is!!

a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a ribbon at the top and two babushcats framing it on the sides, the hand lettered text in the guillotine's interior says "destroy capitalism"

the drawing from the previous photo printed on paper

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 29/09/2026

Making peace with the fact my To-Read pile will only ever grow

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 28/09/2026

Also the original configuration of Now Now

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 28/09/2026

Sorta hate doing this comparison, but could you imagine the outrage machine that would kick to life if someone from the other party even proposed something like this?

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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP

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frankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

today the letter that made me cry said that getting books makes her feel like she has a choice in something because she says what kind of books she wants and we listen to her

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 26/09/2026

Bitch ass tag can't tell me what to do, I'm about to iron a no-iron dress shirt.

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 26/09/2026

His logo makes this look like a Subway ad at first glance

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 25/09/2026

This shows initiative and that you're able to go on the offensive

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 25/09/2026

Imagine being this person and willingly going out into public looking like this jfc

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No whimsy up in this fucking bitch.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 25/09/2026

Me reading your posts

Betty, saying to Jake the Dog, "I feel drained like a dirty bathtub"

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(to the tune of Love Shack) car farts, baby

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is solarpunk art

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 24/09/2026

The most American way to describe economics "Imagine a hamburger"

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 23/09/2026

This is all a PR effort for not IPOing and starting to run out of money

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 23/09/2026

$4 for a got-dang coffee

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adam @a.falk.wtf · 23/09/2026

Dropped an egg on the floor. Day's going great

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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Omfg my legs & back hurt and all I did was try to *prep* something for cooking that needed further 💀 Anyone able to chip in like 40 at least so I can still eat tomorrow while recovering? #MutualAid #helpsky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...