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AntiMacro

@antimacro.bsky.social
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Albertan, but not crazy.

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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wow
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You could listen to Trump's State of the Union address or you could listen to a gibbon drunk on fermented figs screaming and grasping at the moon while abusing his genitals. They both have a point.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's my second year fundraising for SACE - the Sexual Assault Centre of Edmonton - at the Heavy Hockey Showdown and that means raising the bar on how much I fundraise, right? The goal this year is $2,000 - if you can help, here's the link: justgiving.com/page/rod-orach… #WeR4SACE #HHS2026
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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Me *Entering the afterlife* Oh fuck, there's more!
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
These people watched Star Wars and thought the Imperials were the good guys.
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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This was foreshadowed by the Return of the King post-credit scene that cuts to Gollum’s cave and reveals it’s filled with thousands of Gollum eggs
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Andy Hatch @belowzerogames.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For the second year in a row I am taking part in the Heavy Hockey Showdown for SACE #HeavyHockey #WeR4SACE #HHS2026 www.justgiving.com/page/andy-ha...
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Andy's Heavy Hockey Showdown 2026 fundraiser for SACE page.
Help Andy Hatch raise money to support Sexual Assault Centre of Edmonton (SACE)
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's my second year fundraising for SACE - the Sexual Assault Centre of Edmonton - at the Heavy Hockey Showdown and that means raising the bar on how much I fundraise, right? The goal this year is $2,000 - if you can help, here's the link: justgiving.com/page/rod-orach… #WeR4SACE #HHS2026
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yes the stakes are massive for the economy and businesses...and also, one would assume, for regular Americans who may want to continue living in a functioning democracy.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Imagine training to be an honorary agent...and looking this bad at it.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It's the worst pair of drivetime DJs you've ever heard of... The Drunk and CouchFucker, spinning all the best hits live from 4-8 on 92.9 FM!
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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jacksimon.bsky.social @jacksimon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Found some old MTG cards while working on the lawnmower. Not sure if I should get back into playing or get rid of them.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again
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Focus Entertainment @focus-entmt.com · 20/05/2025
Ready to build in style? Win a Thrustmaster T248, a Simtask Steering Kit, and a #RoadCraft key! 🎁 To enter: • 👤 Follow this account • ❤️ Like this post • 🔁 Share • 💬 Comment #RoadCraft Winner picked on Friday, May 23! Rules: community.focus-entmt.com/focus-entert...
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The kind of people I play Call of Duty with: www.youtube.com/shorts/RP4a-...
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Teammate To The Rescue #gaming #callofduty #verdansk #teammates #randomteammates
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I really thought I had a shot this year but maybe next time.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
But an inverse correlation would mean kids getting more fluoride would get smarter? Maybe we shouldn't take medical advice from a former heroin addict and brain worm host. Just a thought.
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/03/2025
While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"Past performance is a direct indication of future performance." It's absolutely wild to me that people who say this don't want to talk about Poilievre's publicly and easily available voting history. #cdnpolitics
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a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a hoodie and says that 's kind of weird
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do? MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"The Mystery of the Chewed Shoe" was solved rather easily when one of the two primary suspects folded under the strain of interrogation.
A Corgi sits next to the bed, looking up at the camera. The fuzzy butt and back paws of a second Corgi stick out from under the bed.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.
Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'”

That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This should be used in the trials later, but it won't be.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Out on the town talking trade relations with the leaders of 75 countries who all respect and admire me. They're just out of frame, talking about trade relations too.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I bet those penguins caved immediately.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Assassin's Creed is a franchise in which you can fist fight the Pope.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
But you're telling me the Trump presidency isn't just a grift for his circle to get richer?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/02/2025
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 07/02/2025
In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation. www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...
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Conservative film critic who called child trafficking movie a 'call to action' arrested for child molestation
Aaron Gleason is currently out on bail.
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Katherine Long @klong.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
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DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/02/2025
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Pundits wonder why so many people aren't engaged in politics anymore...it's because of things like this. RFK Jr. is a completely unacceptable candidate but he'll get confirmed anyway. The system is broken and everyone knows it. Why stay engaged with it?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The problem with listening to music on an iPhone is that it doesn’t have the analog warmth of the original iPod
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
folks, I know the cows have already left, but we have closed the barn door. please clap.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm left wondering if @kibblesmith.com ever accomplished his resolution.
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How is McDavid both the guy defending on that Bruins attempt and then the guy who gets the breakaway immediately after? #LetsGoOilers
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hulk Hogan showing up barely able to walk just to shill his beer and get booed is not what I had on my card for the night 🤣🤣🤣
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AntiMacro @antimacro.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching Raw on Netflix with a buddy I used to watch wrestling with and the countdown hits zero and...'starting soon' pops up. Buddy yells "THAT'S NOT HOW COUNTDOWNS WORK"
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