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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bAmA gEtS aLL tHe caLLs
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly? i wouldn't even be mad
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seeing nyc transplant discourse happening on the timeline and
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Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will (Endgame)
ALT: Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will (Endgame)
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CNN finding out in real time how compliance is rewarded under fascism lmao
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"we aren't smart enough to do our jobs" is a hell of a midterm pitch
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
man what even is the point of review
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this will likely tighten when Rass applies their """likely""" voter model, but this is still a partisan GOP pollster saying that GA is a safe Dem hold
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
roll damn Mama Tried
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Funky Dawgz at Brasswick 2026 in Industry City
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PRIZILLA at Brasswick 2026 in Industry City
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PURPLE GRAVY at Brasswick 2026 in Industry City
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FUNKRUST at Brasswick 2026 in Industry City
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i mean, if i were a scheming vizier and i wanted to Do It, i'd want to Do It on a day that couldn't easily be turned into a national day of celebration
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is what i'm going to show to every right winger who tells me they care about "election integrity"
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you're not winning MAHA voters with a platform that prioritizes evidence-based medicine, it's one or the other you *can* make Medicare-for-All a wedge issue between MAHA and MAGA, and my hope is that's all this "AOC goes MAHA" nonsense is about, but I remain highly skeptical
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
all off-season I've been bemoaning the fact that Auburn might have hired an actually good coach I'm starting to feel a little less worried lmao
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
centrism is the political ideology of surrendering for surrender's sake
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
but doctor, my career IS clown school
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guys if we play our cards right we can get Trump to bomb the New York Stock Exchange
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
everyone please be normal about a random member of congress becoming single
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
he's unironically doing the "idiot dances on stage during a tech demo to demonstrate to the audience that he shouldn't be taken seriously" bit from Iron Man 2 AND HE WAS IN IRON MAN 2
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thought he retired that thing after election night 2012 lmao
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
American cheese
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
how would you cover up something that didn't happen
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"The White House rigged a Mario Lopez-hosted civics competition to help a conservative white girl win" is the most expected story you could read in 2026
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Suspicion and Doubt at the National Civics Contest
America’s finest young scholars competed to mark their country's birthday. It led to a disputed finish in the age of mistrust.
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me every time the trombone enters in NOFX's "The Decline"
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
our president is a Bond villain, and not even one of the cool ones
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
[laughs in New York city mayoral race discourse]
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Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com · 14/07/2026
Incredible Wall Street Journal reporting on how this war succeeded in making the Iranian people rise up…to support hardliners within the regime. Secular women showing up to rallies to change “We are the soldiers of Seyyed Mojtaba,” things of that nature. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
The U.S. and mediators say any attempt by Iranian diplomats to find an understanding on the administration of the strait are being sabotaged by hard-liners. Iranian diplomats have told mediators they would like to find a compromise but their hands are tied.
They are under pressure in the streets as well. In regime-managed funeral ceremonies for Khamenei's burial last week, massive crowds unfurled giant banners that read "kill Trump." President Masoud Pezeshkian, a
moderate, was greeted by chants of "Death to the normalizers" and "Death to the traitors."A 40-year-old female teacher, who had joined the anti-hijab protests in 2022 and subsequently stopped wearing the veil, said she recently participated in a pro-regime rally in Tehran.
"I saw many girls whose clothing would previously have been reprimanded by the government—unveiled, wearing blouses and pants, with manicured nails," she said. They were waving the Iranian flag. The women were joined by male university students sporting tattoos and T-shirts, Western attire frowned upon by the regime. They chanted,
"We are the soldiers of Seyyed Mojtaba," using an honorific title, she said.Last week, a 34-year-old Tehran-based startup entrepreneur who had long opposed
the regime posted a picture of himself proudly posing in uniform after joining the military.
He was beaten so badly by security forces during the 2022 protests he couldn't move for days. He was tear gassed during the January protests and waited hopefully for the war, thinking the regime was about to be toppled.But he changed his mind after his uncle's house in Tehran was destroyed in the early days of the war and after scrambling to reach his ex-girlfriend who worked at a civilian ministry near a targeted location. She survived.
"America had made an excuse to support human rights," he said. Then, "they said that a civilization was going to be destroyed, not a regime."
The regime came into the conflict in a weak position. Protests sparked in December by the pressures of a deepening economic crisis spiraled into calls to topple the system. Polls consistently showed no more than 20% of Iranians supported clerical rule.
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
we will fuck with international trade UNTIL prices skyrocket for everyone. we will fuck with food regulations UNTIL someone dies of food poisoning. we will fuck with aviation safety UNTIL there's an awful crash killing civilians. i'm so fucking tired.
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
scheming viziers be scheming
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
we spent months discussing Obama2012/Trump2016 voters and trying to diagnose what motivates them when the obvious answer was that they were just not paying that much attention
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm learning so much about soccer
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
how did complying in advance work out for you, NYT?
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Kristin Wilson @kristin-wilson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*raises a hand* Weird that he’s angry that something happened to him that he didn’t choose, right?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England after Mexico shot fireworks at their hotel all night
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
me listening to the conductor spamming the "stand behind the yellow line" message after I board the train
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a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
'murica
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the New York Times is a partisan GOP outlet and should be treated as such
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USA 2, Bosnia & Herzegovina & The Refs 0
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
stepping on a player's ankle is a red card (*offer not valid before the 60th minute)
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USA v BIH
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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