Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 11hWhich of these events is likeliest to happen in the following two years? 391
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 11hTEN POSSIBLE REASONS THE MASCOT FOR “LAUGHING COW” SPREADABLE CHEESE ISN’T LAUGHING ANYMORE 10. A bit concerned about errant predictions that artificial intelligence might destroy life on Earth within 10 years 2135
Reposted by DreamweaselGrudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 16hIt’s extremely funny that his people do inform him the party is fucked but not why they’re fucked. So he decides the problem is actually the solution. 3455
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17hNO, NOT LIKE THAT A Review of Republican Talking Points: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comNo, Not Like ThatA Review of Republican Talking Points 1246
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ZIONISTS: Thanks to Mamdani, Jews in New York City are under the constant threat of anti-Semitism MAMDANI: Here are my detailed plans to expand Jewish education and awareness, combat hate crimes, and increase security at synagogues ZIONISTS: Not THAT kind of anti-Semitism! 1124
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026PRIORITIES OF THE AMERICAN ELECTORATE Midterm Edition 2026 New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comPriorities of the American ElectorateMidterm Edition 2026 1105
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mr. Rogers was considered progressive (“woke”) by the standards of his day, but all of his ideas that were controversial 60 years ago are considered normal today. THAT’S THE ENTIRE POINT. 22910
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a theory that the people who seem proudest of never having heard this song are the same people who write “Who?” in the Comments sections 340
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN August-September Wrapup: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comExplaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to ListenAugust-September Wrapup 0113
Reposted by DreamweaselMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A sentence like this appears in every one of these articles: "Sure I object to everything Trump has ever done, but on the other hand I also disagree with some things about Democrats I made up." 431178169
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026CNN: This week, the President hosted Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China MONKEY: (flings poop) XI: 只猴子是怎么当上总统的? D: How embarrassing R: Once again, our President is flexing his awesome power and putting the Communists in their place 0131
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you are being interviewed by an airline to become one of their pilots, is it professional to drink an iced coffee while wearing a giant animal costume? a) Sure, I guess b) I don’t see why not c) Wait, what? d) Depends on the animal 1130
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The world will be an objectively better place when Donald Trump is no longer a part of it. 4171
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At last, Best Buy has positively identified the mysterious color that lies between “blue” and “purple” 4110
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🔵: Israel is engaged in a genocide 🔴: That’s not a genocide! You people are hysterical! They only killed 3% of the population! Words mean things! It’s very important for you to use the correct terminology! 🔵: 🔴: 🔵: Free Palestine 🔴: Again with the anti-Semitism 0193
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How shocking it is that the people of Michigan prefer someone genuine, honest and compassionate over a soulless MAGA stooge 1121
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“You just carelessly toss around the word ‘genocide’ without understanding what it means!” - people who carelessly toss around the word ‘anti-Semitism’ without understanding what it means 0121
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, but is Trump capable of creating a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it 1152
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TEN MORE GOP SLOGANS FOR THE 2026 MIDTERMS (from the people that brought you the JD Vance rallying cry “Give Us Another Chance”) 10. The Nonstop Shitshow That Has Been Unfolding With Your Own Eyes and Ears Is Just an Elaborate Media Hoax 9. Oh, You Wanted LOWER Grocery Prices 1131
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nobody ever breathlessly asks Republican candidates “DO YOU DENOUNCE DONALD TRUMP?!?” because (1) we all know the answer and (2) nobody who votes Republican actually cares whether they do 170
Reposted by DreamweaselDreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026👨🦰: You can’t abolish ICE because I AM WORRIED that immigrants will terrorize our neighborhoods 👵🏻: You can’t put Democrats in charge of the border because I AM WORRIED that immigrants will rape our women and sell fentanyl to our children 151
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Apropos of nothing, one of our two major newspapers in the Detroit area is called The Detroit Free Press. Locals have long called it the Free Press, or sometimes even “The Freep.” 140
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WORRY UP AND HATE A Simple Guide to Modern Conservative Politics: ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comWorry Up and HateA Simple Guide to Modern Conservative Politics 1113
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026MORE MIDTERM MUSINGS Does it really matter what Republicans say anymore? open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comMore Midterm MusingsDoes it really matter what Republicans say anymore? 192
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah. I get why people are furious with Democrats who appear to be folding on trans rights. The problem with abstaining is that Democrats never seem to learn the right lessons when they lose. And no matter which side does it, “Teaching the Democrats a lesson” leads to the exact same end result. ⬇️ 1196
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Last month I saw Queens of the Stone Age open for Foo Fighters at Ford Field and Josh Homme spent half the set complaining about the unnecessarily restrictive policies of the stadium owners. 150
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026LESSONS LEARNED A Meta-Discussion about Lessons Learned New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comLessons LearnedA Meta-Discussion about Lessons Learned 171
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BREAKING: Guy Who Opposes Cancel Culture Willing to Make Exception If You Criticize Israel 1173
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do you know how long ago 2014 was? I’ll tell you how long ago it was. In 2014, the worst president of our lifetime was George W. Bush. 1143
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Back when Obama was President, I distinctly remember hearing on multiple occasions that reading from a Teleprompter was the single worst thing a President could do 0182
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Obviously, this is insane. The only arbiters of truth we really need are the wealthy men who own football stadiums. 1162
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026SAME LOVE, DIVIDED Thoughts about Macklemore, Ed Sheeran, and Robert Kraft: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comSame Love, DividedThoughts about Macklemore, Ed Sheeran, and Robert Kraft 262
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m going to say this as often as it needs to be said: THIS. IS. A. TACTIC. BY. ZIONISTS. TO. GET. PEOPLE. TO. STOP. SAYING. “FREE PALESTINE.” Saying “I felt threatened when he said Free Palestine” is emotional manipulation based on nothing. They just don’t want anyone to talk about it, ever. 1171
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It appears noteworthy that multiple Republicans now believe their strongest strategy heading into the midterm elections is to avoid debating their Democratic opponents or facing them in any way 4214
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/20261960s 👨✈️: As a weapons manufacturer, I feel very threatened by the hippies who say “Ban the Bomb” 1980s 💁🏻♂️: As a white person, those “End Apartheid Now” lunatics make me feel very unsafe 171
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Your “stood up for against” phrasing is a very Orwellian synonym for “censorship.” But then, you seem very confused about the meaning of several words here, including “genocide,” “pro-Hamas”, “moral”, “bankrupt”, “hijacking,” and very possibly “concert.” (Stay in school, kids.) 240
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah. We know. That’s his whole Presidency now. “If I cannot own it, I will destroy it.” 3254
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean yeah, that sounded like anything BUT a good-faith effort to discuss the state of human rights in the occupied territories 0112
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Again: what Robert Kraft is doing is perfectly legal. But if you care at all about freedom of expression, you should at least be a little concerned that The Guy Who Owns the Stadium now gets veto power over what performers are allowed to say there. 1852291465
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They need to pick a lane: It’s either because Robert Kraft is a thin-skinned snowflake who took offense to Mack’s compassionate “Free Palestine” speech, Or, it’s because of an offensive costume Macklemore wore 12 years ago & most people never knew about, which is indeed “Cancel Culture.” 0112
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This one-sided “debate” on Fox 2 Detroit is hilarious, and absolutely brutal. Mike Rogers clearly decided some time ago that his smartest strategy in the Michigan Senate race was to avoid directly facing Abdul El-Sayed or answering any questions whatsoever. 1286
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Damn, he’s getting called out by Ms. Rachel AND Raffi. Your move, Wiggles. 0506
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Donald Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center unless he gets to put his name on it. It’s pretty much his attitude about everything now. If I were stupid enough to have voted for this, I might actually start to feel a little ashamed of myself. 1313827
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As a longstanding member of the Quaid Army, I just remembered the Lonely Island parody of Macklemore’s “Same Love” that features (checks notes) Pink: youtu.be/Mh07WlB46Gw?...youtu.beEqual Rights - The Lonely Island (feat. Pink) [Popstar version]YouTube video by Dewi A (mevrouwdewi) 040
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026THINGS THAT DO AND DO NOT MATTER A Simple Guide to Telling Them Apart: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...open.substack.comThings That Do and Do Not MatterA Simple Guide to Telling Them Apart 180
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CONCERNS ABOUT A.I. Normal People: A.I. slop is phony and unavoidable and might render my job obsolete and wastes tons of water and might have serious long-term consequences for the survival of the human race Oligarchs: What if my business is left behind 1144
Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I suppose Robert Kraft does have the right to inform performers that they’re not allowed to say “Free Palestine” in a stadium he owns, but the rest of us certainly have the right to think far, FAR less of him for doing that 2145
