Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud 13775081562
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Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
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Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136412125
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumPandaemonium Miniatures @pandaemoniumminiatures.com · 06/08/2026I've just (finally) published my blog post about making my #Frostgrave bell tower! #Nerdlings #WePaintMinis #Paintslam26 #Wargaming #MiniaturePainting #SceneryMaking www.pandaemoniumminiatures.com/post/making-...pandaemoniumminiatures.comMaking my Bell Tower for FrostgraveThe Frostgrave 2nd Edition rule book includes a scenario called 'The Summoning Bell', in which there is a bell tower in the centre of the table and the bell is constantly ringing, attracting all manne... 67615
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026new issue of Vizier Monthly is out 5041281201
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 257239344577
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182386488
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285755476
Reposted by Sisqó Elysium🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what" 444761120
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Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumTelathiel | Tasha @telathiel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just got one of the most poorly designed messages in a game ever. 904107669
Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumfangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing 114303737822
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumDanielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier 71103812523
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumInclusive Little Unicorn 🅅 @emmie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Big news! At long last Kara is out of federal prison! Please send continued good vibes her way! But! She's finally free! 🕊️💗🤍🩵 021217
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumRachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand 123100622161
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumThe Pocket Forge @thepocketforge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It looks like one (1) gram of meat is back on the menu, boys!!! Here’s a fun little Uruk cleaver and shield, available as a pair on my website. They’re heavy and spiky and pretty grumblesome www.thepocketforge.com/shop/p/l7jq1... 13910
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumCryoCheese @cryocheese.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It is done!! Inspired by the 2003 codex cover art "Eye of Terror" by Karl Kopinski Made for a local painting challenge with Abaddon assigned per dice roll and the theme "treasure". (crushing Cadia is a "treasured moment" for him 😇) #minipainting #warhammer40k #abaddon #eyeofterror #osl #cadia 32564174
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/08/2025good lord of ring i like him 91015223
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumAndy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 31/05/2026Need £200 for Cuncil Tax and bills going out in the morning, so place an order! (Boy, I wish I was trading at UKGE and making 3x Salute money!) heresyminiatures.com/shop heresyminiatures.etsy.com 02916
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumShayna MoooOOOooon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 23/05/2026I’ve done something terrible 872112602
Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumfranz @franzanth.bsky.social · 25/06/2025by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth. 9138621427
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT! 22101053024
Reposted by Sisqó Elysiummave @mave.bsky.social · 10/07/2023As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants 872555443
Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for 129133083375
Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 28/03/2026'find themselves' in a situation eh. what a pickle they find themselves in! completely by random chance i imagine 322880407
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumShannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026This is an enormous step forward for women of people. 161116752020
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Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256656910
Reposted by Sisqó ElysiumJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493041133
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Reposted by Sisqó Elysiumkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207794675
