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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Amityville Horror house goes back on the market Five minutes later:

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER: You is my friend ME: No, no, it's "You ARE my friend" FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER: *kills me*

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

TV ADVERTISING IN THE U.S. The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees." The image on-screen:

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

get your hand off that thing we're filming

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

what are YOU giving out this Halloween?

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/10/2024

unending misery would be a woebius strip

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

🎵 quantum physical, physical 🎵 Sir Isaac Newton-John

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

If anyone can guess this animal I will eat a box of Krispy Kreme’s😏

A photo of an elephant walking in a grassy field that has a couple of black scribbles on it. You ac still clearly see that it’s an elephant

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

me: *posts a joke on bluesky I'm convinced is a banger* everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Just checking on my investments. *seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Life is all about balance. Whenever I feel invincible. I remind myself of the time I punched myself in the face putting on a sock

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

You have to keep exercising forever, you can never stop. They don't tell you that when you sign up.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

OFFICER: ma’am, can you step out of the vehicle? ME: i DuNnO, CaN i ? ? ?

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS STUDYING A WORLD MAP: Iran, Iran so far away

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

her: i love you more than ever, andy, and i will never let you go me: mom did you call that therapist i told you about

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

you can have one of my cargo shorts pockets for your own personal use

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

I don’t mind my own company, I just wish I would shut up occasionally.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain: 1. It will not be a good movie 2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago 3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true

A man holds a chicken in a giant slingshot.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

been coming here every day for over ten years and i’m starting to lose hope

Street sign reads “3-WAY COMING SOON 06-04-2013.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

“Why is your name listed first?” “We’ve discussed this.” “Explain it to me one more time.” “They’re alphabetical.”

Two birds atop an office building bearing a large “Bird & Bird” sign.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

when you're racing to get home before the edible kicks in and you realize you've made it just in time

A dozen or so kangaroos occupy the front lawn of a suburban house.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

i just don’t get water polo

Two people on horseback in several feet of water.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

I’m watching football with my Dad doing what a good daughter does rooting for the opposite team.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

“Hear me out. The product name has to be barely pronounceable, unappealing and a little cringey. Trust me on this.” - pharmaceutical company marketing departments

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, I would choose alive.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

COP: i am arresting you for telling too many dad jokes ME: hi arresting you for telling too many dad jokes i’m dad

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Once I get a belt, it's all over for your britches

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Me: I just feel so guilty Judge: right I literally just said that

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

wife: *winking* the kids are out all evening, are you thinking what I’m thinking? me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe

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