Reposted by Andrew Thomsonshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961971536
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonNick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago 1361696
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026watching classic clips like a dark ages peasant gawking at the ruins of a roman bathhouse. this is a lost art! we forgot how to do this! 1256516
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maxine Waters please finish the job 2557558
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonKay And Skittles @kayandskittles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's been like 4 years and I'm still kind of in awe of the accomplishment that Elden Ring was/is. 0132
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france 6819184
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonLove and Deep Space Nine @hyenasandgin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Inside you are two Godzillas. One is an allegory for the destructive force of nuclear power and one is a goofy guy who teams up with his monster friends to fight other monsters 03016
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonScary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026One of the things that scrambles lib brains w re: Hasan (and you saw this dynamic w Chapo also) is they have precisely no leverage over him 744830
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track 353153476
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism 7380421678
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Redfall, Suicide Squad, the Avengers live service, Babylon's Fall, you had a clear pattern here. It's like watching Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes over and over. And where did execs get the idea that audiences for single player games are automatically transferable to multiplayer? They never were.static.klipy.comSideshow Bob RakesALT: Sideshow Bob Rakes 1225336
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Every tech innovation of the last 15 years is just this 0645
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonKay And Skittles @kayandskittles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026History is a living discourse and you do not 'know it', you will never 'know it'. And it is constantly being distorted by power, requiring similarly constant resistance. It's important and tiring and annoying and if people don't do it we're actually completely fucked. 0339
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026it is callous to arm a genocide and act polite about it. not respecting people who do that is good actually, fuck 'em. the US keeps blowing up schools and assassinating foreign leaders, but the important thing is to talk about a rude tweet hasan posted 4 years ago or whenever. who fucking cares 10805100
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Did moderates get the night they wanted 423611
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonDan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check 1111263160
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonDisco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Money bleeds, we can kill it 0147
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonHeather 🍁 @hganshorn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"While the UCP government has taken a firm position in support of data centres, the Alberta NDP has committed to a “listening tour” to determine what its position should be." - on brand for the party known as No Defined Position 11916
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonYou should go on strike @alvincarpenter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"While the UCP government has taken a firm position in support of data centres, the Alberta NDP has committed to a “listening tour” to determine what its position should be." This Jeremy Appel quote belongs on the ANDP gravestone. via @readtheorchard.orgreadtheorchard.orgGuillotines, Dinosaur Costumes and Broken Trust: Alberta's Data Centre Revolt BeginsCritics warn of fossil gas reliance, power price hikes and wasted water as officials approve massive Meta facility with scant public debate. 0228
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The reason these freaks will never enact their thousand year reich isn’t so much that they’re dumb but that they’re all incredibly lazy. They don’t even want to do the work of building a fascist state, they want to go on podcasts 2648
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/07/2026All of these losers are in a hell of their own imagination, just conjuring phantoms to scare themselves with 24/7, but their imaginations are so limited this is all they can come up with... What if no bikini fortnite 235516
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just trying to imagine the Critical Drinker watching a Tarkovsky movie lol 66911
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film 1575496569
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/07/2026they say that one of the ways that you, as a craftsman, show honor to God is by the careful and meticulous practice of your trade, and ricky gervais' comedy is so lazy that it feels blasphemous 107115
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It's ugly and rotten-hearted to speak ill of the dead if they were a powerful politician who pushed constantly for war and misery. It's perfectly fine to speak ill of the dead if they were some nobody immigrant who was near a cop. 7871143
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I love you too Robocop 191913370
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot 807806993
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage the movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot you just don’t usually hear about it 5872011199
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonSusan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026He wants to kick leftists out of the party. Fortunately he has no power; he can gobble and cock-a-doodle-doo all he wants but his day is over. 041
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Oh so you like Zohran Mamdani. What if I cried about him for 18 months and was generally unpleasant to be around, listen to, etc? Yeah that’s what I thought 124417
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"You bought these games with the intention of playing them, correct?" Yes. "And did you?" Now wait, listen I... 3039851
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonRachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand 123100582161
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonEiynah 🇵🇸 @nicemangos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is what our countries have supported and given diplomatic cover to for the past three years. What will it take for that to stop? Horrifying beyond belief. People who protested this have been punished while people who support it have been coddled. 13311
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026the real bipartisan consensus is me and my mom venting about how much we despise Hillary Clinton 2221
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonAsh @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The scene in the resident evil movie with the lasers that cube people upset me so much when I was little my dad had to sit me down and tell me they would never make a machine like that 19885100
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that 346247782
Reposted by Andrew Thomsondr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026atoms of carbon and calcium and iron and every other little thing, forged in the crucibles of long-dead stars, strewn impossible billions of miles through the vacuum only to assemble themselves into Fucking Stephen Miller. that's got to be a letdown 1761287
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonEiynah 🇵🇸 @nicemangos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Framing Israeli *weapons manufacturer* as an unfairly targeted 'jewish owned business' has to be one of the most ridiculously dishonest things I've ever seen. 13516
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Yet more evidence that Microsoft’s intrusion into the videogame industry has been a net loss for the medium. Consume, carve, kill. That’s all this malignant company does. 371772591
Reposted by Andrew Thomsononion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2026iran probably has better plans with that money than trump ever did to be honest 16121869
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonKay And Skittles @kayandskittles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The consequences of allowing a clique of absolute freaks to gleefully lie to the public whenever they want with incredible influence and zero consequences has been more destructive to the social fabric of this country than every far right march it's ever had combined. 0263
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Between Gr*gu, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Mando needy drinky. 528035
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I am a hardline AI hater. Destroy it, get rid of it. Butlerian jihad yesterday. I crave a planet free of AI and its miserable slop. 082
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/05/2026the Democratic party would enjoy much broader support if they stopped cloning The Dad From 'Get Out' to flood everyone's mentions with smuggest, most self congratulatory dogshit takes the world has ever seen 8655116
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way. 7253791205
Reposted by Andrew ThomsonALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP Ted Turner even though your diaries were pretty fucked up. 1115
Reposted by Andrew Thomsonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105301638
