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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 5h
are you prepared to receive information that may cause you irreparable psychic damage
Youtube comment FUN FACT: Olivia and Chapell are the same age that Lady Gaga and Beyoncé were when Telephone was released.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 15/10/2026
"succession star" is so fucking funny lmao
Dasha Nekrasova's headshot on some conference website. She is described as "SUCCESSION STAR TURNED CULTURAL PROVOCATEUR"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 15/10/2026
pringles urn. discuss
PRINGLES
ONCE YOU DROP
Pringles just dropped an urn that you can be buried in.

Once you drop... we have the perfect resting place for you.
To honor our inventor's dedication to Pringles, we are giving away an after-lifetime supply of Pringles and a custom Pringles urn for one die-hard Pringles fan. Enter for a chance to win at OnceYouDrop.com
No Purch. Nec. Ends 10/22/26 at 11:59:59 PM (ET). Open to 50 US/DC; 18+. See full rules for complete details at OnceYouDrop.com. Void where prohibited.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 14/10/2026
today I learned that the Nicole Kidman AMC ad was written by the guy who wrote the first Hunger Games movie
He is perhaps best known for writing the screenplay to the 2012 blockbuster, The Hunger Games, and his Academy Award-nominated screenplay for the 2013 film, Captain Phillips.
Ray also worked with the advertising agency Barkley to help write the AMC Theatres 2021
"We Make Movies Better" campaign starring
Nicole Kidman. 8]
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/10/2026
since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter
Elon Musk on October 28, 2022: Comedy is now legal on twitter 

Me with my profile photo and display name changed to Elon Musk on November 4, 2022: My wife left me

A screenshot of my account suspension for violating twitter rules
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/10/2026
literally screenshotted the same Amazon listing the other day
SHAKING EYES IN THE DARK
LIKE A DEMON EYE FROM HELL
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/10/2026
i gotta see this freakin bird
scene from The House Bunny where Colin Hanks says "A little bird told me" and Anna Faris says "I gotta meet this frickin bird!"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/10/2026
missing my dumbass dog today but this picture made me laugh
OP sits in front of a Christmas tree and a lit menorah, holding a dog who is barking and freaking out
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/10/2026
look at him
adoptable black and tan chihuahua named Pikachu
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/10/2026
dug up some extremely old photos if you'll indulge me
young Benny, circa 2012young Amy and Benny, circa 2012young Amy and Benny, circa 2013young Benny on the beach, circa 2014
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/10/2026
we are saying goodbye to benny today. he was my dog for 15 years. a pain in the ass his whole entire life. all the cliches about dogs are true. thanks for being my best friend, buddy.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
those crazy bastards did it
Wendy’s cup with the old logo on it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
didn’t invite this guy to the potluck but he showed up anyway smh
Wild turkey on a roof
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/10/2026
having an elderly dog be like
Margot Robbie as Barbie asking "Do you guys ever think about dying?"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
wow
Senator John Kennedy (R-Louisiana) holds up a posterboard with dickbutt on it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/09/2026
budget tip: fill your gas tank with pretend gas in matchbox city
Sign at a toy gas station. Prices are $3.49 to $3.65 a gallon
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
YOU ARE HERE cleaning barf off of a carsick toddler
Photo of the California coast on a foggy day
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026
sorry for the low quality photo, I had to zoom way in
Van with vanity license plate reading VANUSSY
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 21/09/2026
MAP CRIME
A really fucked up map of the Bay Area
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 19/09/2026
sliver is good
Guy bravely taking a stand at town meeting meme
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 19/09/2026
we fear and respect her
toddler walking away from you wearing a sparkly pink dress, holding a foam sword
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 18/09/2026
lake erie is so beautiful from this angle
Aerial photo of the salton sea in the Southern California desert
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 18/09/2026
this is me now
I am standing between two large luchador statues
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16/09/2026
saw a good dog today
A brown dog walking toward the camera with a stick in its mouth
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16/09/2026
feeling kinda bad that I just had an incredible meal in CDMX while my husband was watching boss baby 2
boss baby 2 is a nightmare 48m
they grew up and had to suck pacifiers to remember baby corp and there they learn they're developing a formula that can turn an adult into a baby
and they are fighting over this formula
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 14/09/2026
the group chat has created a handy reaction image for the next time you're accused of being one of my burner accounts on the local subreddit (this may be a niche use case)
spartacus but they're saying "I'M AMY BROWN"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/09/2026
im just in a really bad place right now
San Francisco International Airport

Door 3
Dianne Feinstein International Terminal
Level 3 Departures
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/09/2026
this was really good
A can of Fieldwork Day Money grapefruit blonde non-alcoholic beer
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/09/2026
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere am I right
Holding an ice cold can of sparkling martinelli’s apple juice in front of my fridge
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/09/2026
every day at school dropoff I ponder this sign. a ban on horses, dogs, cats, and then separately, domestic animals. what happened here. what animals were coming to school. who brought a horse
sign on a chain link fence that reads
NO
LOITERING 
BICYCLES
HORSES -DOGS-CATS
SKATEBOARDS
SKATES-GO CARTS 
MOTORIZED MODELS
KITES -GOLF 
LASER TAG
DOMESTIC ANIMALS
UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES PROHIBITED
21113 - (a) C.V.C.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/09/2026
caught in the act
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/09/2026
it is important to dunk your elderly dog in a kiddie pool on a hot day
My elderly pomeranian is a little bit wet
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026
this is how the MrBeast/James Patterson book ends
THE END (OR IS IT?)
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/09/2026
tell him he’s handsome 😠
The light is shining on my fluffy elderly dog and he looks like the softest sweetest little baby because he is!!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/09/2026
hey man you got any of them pictures of phoebe bridgers at the movie premiere 🙏
Phoebe Bridgers wearing a sheer evening gown
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!!
i am currently the 69th most influential bluesky poster
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/09/2026
new Reddit troll post just hit and it’s a banger. PLEASE DOWNVOTE THESE WOMEN
r/elcerrito
u/DownVoteCrusader6767 • 4h
The El Cerrito "Mean Girls" hijacking El Cerrito Social Media and Discussions Needs to Stop!
There are a few women hijacking El Cerrito social media. People refer to them as the "MEAN GIRLS." And these women need to stop their antics. The have commandeered the moderation process on sites like Nextdoor and Reddit. They ruthlessly attack others but then want anyone who is slightly critical of them removed, banned, whatever. They have silenced free speech and political discussion with their relentless attempts to control others. Several were Nextdoor moderators, and many people feel unfairly censored by the Mean Girls
They call political candidates for city council
"Nazi" and "Transphobic" or "4chan memelords." It's sickening
Then they write hit pieces on Oakland Review of Books and post them to Nextdoor and Reddit. Always claiming to be the victims, never the aggressors, but criticizing everyone around them.
Some have been appointed to city committees.
Others may try running for office.They use multiple Reddit "burner accounts" to try and downvote the people that they have pissed off in their relentless quest to create Chaos in El Cerrito.
Please downvote these women. See their multiple accounts and watch them try to attack others online.
We together as a community can put an end to this cyber nonsense.
Political Free Speech has its place in El Cerrito. The Mean Girls shouldn't be dictating whose posts remain and whos posts get deleted. They shouldn't be lobbying for library taxes and bike lanes and incumbents that put these young women into powerful positions within the city.
I have to wonder, who are they working for to be this invested in local government in their 30s? Most women this age are going to parties, and taking wine busses to Napa, while others are raising small children and just getting by at a stressful time in their lives. Most women this age are not giving speeches about social media at city council meetings on random Tuesdays or trying to raise their own taxes along with yours to buy a new library building at a BART station. What's in it for them?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/09/2026
not to brag but they miss me so much on nextdoor they brought it to Reddit
It's been so nice since you got kicked off Nextdoor again. Your posts were sooo_lame. I'm glad to see you're filling your time worrying about Little Hill's beer inventory.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 31/08/2026
i'm free 😌
Account indefinitely suspended
Your account has been indefinitely suspended by Nextdoor for breaking community guidelines.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/08/2026
we are now officially down to three members of KATSEYE 🫡
KATSEYE Drops Out of Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Fields Festival After Megan
Sprains Ankle
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
hey guys can you put on your leather vests and go stand in that brush
the backstreet boys wearing leather and denim surrounded by pine trees. nick is wearing a kangol hat
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
thinking about starting a collection of rare backstreet boys
AJ from the Backstreet Boys wearing some kind of chunky shell necklace in the "Quit Playing Games With My Heart" music video
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
and a recent benny
Benny sits in front of a toddler offering
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
trending sidebar says it's national dog day so i got you some vintage bennys from the archive
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
a banger from @meganas.bsky.social (who would have been a great city council member) on the state of political discourse in our little town
You can spend the rest of your life wondering if the person who sends ominous, but somehow mostly legal, comments on Instagram is brave enough not just to wear their Kangol hat backward like a pale imitation of Samuel L. Jackson but also to ride their scooter up the little hill to where you live. You can spend the rest of your life wondering if there’s another person, a quieter, more brazen person you don’t even know about, watching your neighbors make you a villain and your family an acceptable target for violence. Or you can choose to hit a metaphorical ctrl+z, return to your wonderful life as an active, interested citizen, and let every supporter’s disappointed text pierce you like a (thankfully metaphorical) knife to the heart.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
i am going to bed but i hope whoever this is feels well rested and productive in the morning
Amy Brown
can anyone tell me how many accounts Amy Brown has?
and why is she always online?
what's her deal?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/08/2026
if you’re in line to become assimilated into the amy brown borg, please stay in line
Reddit comment that says WE ARE ALL AMY ON THIS BLESSED DAY in glitch text
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