amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 3hi am channeling my grief in a healthy way: by deciding based on nothing but vibes that one (1) longtime mutual is mad at me. i will announce my choice in 24 hours 121361
Reposted by amy brown 👻ceej @ceej.online · 8hOn my way to San Francisco. I really want to try Rice-A-Roni 4940426
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 9hlmao classic benny. one time he licked a tinder hookup on the balls 0120
Reposted by amy brown 👻𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖍 @farmerclarg.bsky.social · 12hsome bonus Bean because he was the best to ever do it and i’m gonna miss him terribly 0823
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 15hwe are saying goodbye to benny today. he was my dog for 15 years. a pain in the ass his whole entire life. all the cliches about dogs are true. thanks for being my best friend, buddy. 137158011
Reposted by amy brown 👻Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/10/2026I believe it is good to be polite to robots not because they have consciousness (they do not) but because it is bad for the soul to let oneself become a vehicle for cruelty, even if directed at inanimate objects. 1665272
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/10/2026thinking up some new halloween costumes. sexy plankton from spongebob. sexy patrick from spongebob. sexy gary from spongebob. sexy squidward from spongebob (distinct from hot squidward). 6733
Reposted by amy brown 👻lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm 31013229
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/10/2026there was a time in my life something like this would have been really psychically damaging to me and I’m grateful I’m seeing it now instead of then 1430
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026my son (4) is reaching volumes previously considered unrealistic for human children in the halloween candy aisle at the grocery store 1691
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026if you’re in line to wish me ill, stay in line. my neighbor is long-winded, we’ll be here awhile 01381
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead 302761224
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026the angel and the devil on my shoulders telling each other “exactlyyyyy” 11009
Reposted by amy brown 👻freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney 1267673
Reposted by amy brown 👻Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Important to help users avoid whiplash from bad takes. 933731
Reposted by amy brown 👻Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026Your mom spends fifteen thousand dollars a month bringing flowers to this place every Sunday 333426
Reposted by amy brown 👻Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 06/02/2024do you ever feel like a plastic bag stuffed into another bag full of plastic bags 19614
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026one thing mcdonalds will always have on wendy’s is they know not to fuck with a good thing. they’d never change the big mac 170
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026I have one of each and it’s more controlled chaos with the older one but when he’s silly in his body all bets are off. we are still learning not to launch our shoes across the house 😔 160
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026me: “baby, you have to wear a shirt if we’re leaving the house” the baby (2), slapping her bare tummy mournfully: “I want to be a belly boy 🥺 31325
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026been having this conversation with my mom for a year at least 0220
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3” 13116484
Reposted by amy brown 👻Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 391481133
Reposted by amy brown 👻e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026in other unfortunate metaphor news, the Carousel of Progress is closed 829521
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026we’ve been explaining to the baby (2) that she doesn’t need to be afraid of her shadow because her shadow is her friend and tonight she said “my shadow not my friend anymore 😤” 91889
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026didn’t invite this guy to the potluck but he showed up anyway smh 51364
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/10/2026I mean, this song turned out to be fake but eminem abusing women has been true for like 30 years 120
amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/10/2026since we'll never have to know i think it's ok to believe that he would have stayed cool his whole life 020
