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padmé amygdala

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we are all bourgeois now [he/him]

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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 2m
it’s a one way ticket to a mad lad situation (situation)
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 9m
listen to @bloodwork.show
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 2h
stop quote dunking on likely bot accounts with 5 followers lol
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 12h
Jocky Wilson about to throw a dart whilst wearing the sunglasses of the futures
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 18h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 16h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
the journalist john rentoul
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Noun Verber 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇵🇸 @froblivion.bsky.social · 18h
Perth- the og and best- has by my reckoning at least three Polish places, a Filipino, a couple Thai, Greek, French, several Turkish/middle eastern, Indian, and Chinese places. One of them does haggis fried rice
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, that checks out
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 21h
Once got into an argument with an American on twitter who didn't seem to understand that saying food developed by South Asian immigrants in Britain isn't British is pretty racist and is exactly the sort of argument the far right make
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Vita Ayala @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 22h
These fools think people wanted isolated, hyper individual lives/experience when art (visual, textual, music, etc) is about connection and communication between people.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Hank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bunk and McNulty in The Wire scene where they only say "fuck" while looking at a crime scene. They have a combined quote bubble under them.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phone videos being scrolled out loud on my train…BY THE TICKET INSPECTOR
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tfw you like to consume a vodka based liqueur with wine and tropical fruit juices
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Karl Marx Portrait
Alt: Karl Marx sliding into view
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
typified by the owners of grimy cars outraging public decency in rural parking sites while attempting to avoid law enforcement,
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yankton, usa
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
howwwwwwww does Renault keep doing this, how media.renault.com/renault-8-go...
Renault 8 Gordini ConceptRenault 8 Gordini ConceptRenault 8 Gordini ConceptRenault 8 Gordini Concept
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford Five after being released on bail
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will never vote for Kamala Harris.
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Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite tumblr posts
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
    4:35 PM · Sep 27, 2026
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guy who stays in the keeper’s cottage at jurassic park:
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when proven liar Keir Starmer got up and did his Island of Strangers speech and spoke of the “incalculable damage” migration had done to the country
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[0004611] Monarch arrived - is goblin.
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E z r a @bruit.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Solidarity with all edinburgh union members fighting to make universities and teaching be treated as the public good they are instead of yet another space for corporate debasement
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 28/09/2026
Regretfully, I am on strike today from my role maintaining @edinburghdiamond.bsky.social and open community hosting for Scotland's open publishing infrastructure. University of Edinburgh senior management refuse to rule out future mass redundancies or ongoing financially driven restructuring.
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
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Clare Archibald @archieislander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you are over 40 and can get to Glasgow then Wendy is looking for volunteers for her portraits/exhibition/book project. More on Instagram. wendybettphotography.pixieset.com/booking/WAV
wendybettphotography.pixieset.com
Women Ageing Visibility with Wendybett Photography
portrait session to explore the feelings of middle aged women. maybe you feel invisible, maybe you feel liberated?The project will consist of a 30-45 min session and will end up with one infocus portr...
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Controls on immigration Labour mug but it says controls on anime
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i don't know mrs blyton, it might be a bit wordy"
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Airbus I690
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harry 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 27/09/2026
me on casualty:
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian walking outside with a Dark Souls 2 box saying "Grass Discovered"
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Nick Garland @npjgarland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kind of grimly fascinating as always, coming from the former director of strategy to a Labour PM. There just isn't a future for a centre-left politics that is this hostile to pretty basic progressive values.
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jude law smoking while playing the pope
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed.
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Study finds only thing worse than being ignored is being perceived
The only thing worse than nobody noticing you is somebody acknowledging your stupid, embarrassing existence, a study has revealed. The study, conducted by researchers who had reportedly “run out of…
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@queerash.bsky.social has your keyword alert pinged you this article yet?
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