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@ali1m.bsky.social
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we are all bourgeois now [he/him]

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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 1h
ready meal at work. taste the difference lemon and parmesan chicken
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 4h
yes
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 5h
leaves on the line would be a serious problem
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
All of it or just a boner part?
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 5h
especially if it was the bottom half
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 8h
joani reid’s upgraded her class of paramour
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 8h
danny, thank you for your service
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 9h
we’ve got the heating on but we’re also getting solar panels installed this week, in conclusion home energy is a land of contrasts
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 9h
I briefly tried to make this work to enter sandman until I realised my error
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 9h
[To the tune of Mr Sandman] Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 9h
it was a different time. and, in many ways, much worse
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 10h
you not downloading bumble then
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 10h
bsky.app/profile/ciar...
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 22h
went to the street named after sausage and everyone knew your nana
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 22h
yes it’s a little fishing village on the forth, what is it
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 22h
edinburgh?!
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 22h
did we ever get bobby buildings to agree to do “I get fish from a van, I’m a kelvindale man”
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 22h
glasgow from the kilpatrick hills
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 23h
Straightforwardly Nazi shit here
bbc.co.uk
Western civilisation is 'at an inflection point' Rubio says in speech overloooking Acropolis
In a speech overlooking the Acropolis, the US Secretary of State also said the US believes Europe "can awaken from its long slumber".
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
smash it lad
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
Alt: Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[eleanor rigby]
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Trek: Captain Kirk and the Tribbles
Alt: Star Trek: Captain Kirk and the Tribbles
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good name for a group chat
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
line of whoty
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the KGB, 1956:
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always do a pancuronium round before I have a snooze, you’re guaranteed at least 45 minutes
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh look, it's Fedward
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well jel tbh
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@magnets.eurosky.social it you
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hannah @hannahkateboast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Second week on strike with UCU Edinburgh. We will be on strike for five weeks - taking out the entire first half of term, up to the first assessments - but we could be back in the classroom tomorrow if management withdrew the threat of compulsory redundancies.
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bonk
During the 1987 libel trial Mary Archer famously took the stand to support her husband.
The judge was so impressed by her demeanour that he mused why any husband would seek the company of a prostitute when he had Mrs
Archer at home.
Summing up, Mr Justice Caulfield described Mrs Archer as a vision of "elegance, fragrance and radiance".
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I assume hignfy are still doing bits about him 30y on
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a front view of a saab 35 draken
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idk man the polestar 1 was pretty fit
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[0011477] unknown nil value thoughts
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well,
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Patriarchy is when "I have a boyfriend" stops a man faster than "No." When an invisible man gets more respect than the woman standing right there.
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 05/10/2026
I've no doubt my talented colleagues who aren't on strike can resolve this but this would very much be my job if I were at my desk which I would be if University of Edinburgh senior management weren't pushing highly damaging course closures and compulsory redundancies.
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the three are also the reviewers of the paper
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
super el niño sega genesis
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve no idea who liberty biberty is but he definitely belongs in this thread bsky.app/profile/luke...
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
burnham’s britain
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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
melton mobray?
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