iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"

Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

when will the pope make a statement about leaf blowers

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cruise line video was removed by YouTube over truly the dumbest copyright strike. Obviously fighting it, it’ll be back up in a few weeks like nothing happened. This is not an ad for Nebula, but it is still available on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/linds...

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I see yer ma's got a new warning sign

Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026

(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo

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Alder King @alderking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mewtwo is the most likely of all of em to be into consentual cannibalism. That freak would do a monologue about it.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

going back in time to shoot the guy who thought we needed to see the stitches on mario's overalls in melee

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

TIMES RUNNING OUT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLEATON IN HELL "HEY AI COMPANIES, ENJOY YOUR SLOP WHILE YOU CAN, YOU"RE GONNA BE REPLACE BY HUMANS ANY DAY NOW, WE WONT GIVE YOUR UNCLE DELUISONS OF GRANDEUR, HUMANS USE LESS WATER, IF ITS YELLOW LET IT MELLOW, DONT HALLUCINATE MUCH AT WORK, BETTER AT TRICKING BOOMERS, WE ONLY NEED TOKENS WHEN WERE AT CHUCKY CHEESE, WE NEVER USED EM DASH ANYWAY - ITS INEVITABLE - JUST ACCEPT IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.

The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/08/2026

seeing this as a kid permanently altered my brain chemistry youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU?...

youtu.be

Hexxus (Tim Curry) - Toxic Love (FernGully)

YouTube video by SlickStretch

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In his Second Discourse, Rousseau talks about how man was born free and able to live off the bountiful food that surrounded him in nature and then he was plucked from this state and introduced to society, where he was forced to labor. IG riverreachconstruction

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

shopping malls may be a thing of the distant past, but at least we still have pepperoni centers

"pepperoni center" a kiosk with a wide selection of pepperonis

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

There are already plenty of stupid morons in academia but what the racists are demanding is that being a stupid moron should itself be a recognized academic discipline

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James B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 21/08/2026

When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit.

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Alder King @alderking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I work in trade licensing for a mid-size city permit department. Just got my first LLM startup guy trying to pivot to HVAC trades today.

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Alder King @alderking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I want to see a walkthrough by a municipal building inspector with a strong regional accent once they gut it

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/08/2026

this is a really underrated factor in the Natalie Harp media explosion yes, Ossoff hit exactly the right target, but a big reason she was the right target is that everyone else around Trump finds her incredibly weird and offputting and is very excited to talk shit behind her back

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’ll be in this store for 5 more minutes, if anyone wants me to pick them up a Seventh Seal baby onesie.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sorry, I’ve just been in a weird mood since I was seven years old

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/12/2025

writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”

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Alder King @alderking.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My dog is a groundhog murderer and the only reason I haven't had to keep 20lb rodents in my freezer til trash day all summer has been my city's excellent animal control response times. They deserve the world

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is my favorite movie quote

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i can’t state this enough: wait for the end

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Shelby Bennett @skelotan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

bro's so dead they painted him into the background

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

don't go to this place

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

my wife keeps playing club bops from the late 2000s for the baby and when i ask what she’s doing she says “education”

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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 24/07/2026

ICE posted an RFI for over 1,000 "surge parking" spaces in 14 cities across the nation. While the posting doesn't state a specific time, it could indicate increased presence in those cities in the near future. sam.gov/workspace/co...

Screenshot of a list of cities and needed parking spaces.

Sacramento, CA - 40 spaces
Englewood, CO - 250 spaces
Dallas, TX - 85 spaces
Bakersfield, CA - 40 spaces
Roswell, NM - 20 spaces
Tukwila, WA - 100 spaces
Boston, MA - 249 spaces
Oxford, MS - 14 spaces
Las Vegas, NV - 25 spaces
Philadelphia, PA - 150 spaces
Pittsburgh, PA - 60 spaces
STL, MO - 30 spaces
New Orleans, LA - 20 spaces
Phoenix, AZ - 74 spaces

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/07/2026

Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It is impressive that AI might actually scale *worse* than Blockchain.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/07/2026

everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14/07/2026

An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination”

Opportunities Narrow for Women as Hegseth Blocks More Promotions
For the first time in more than a decade, no active-duty female Navy officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13/07/2026

so, the thing is, people are going to have to go to prison for all of this. not *just* because they deserve to, but because the cleanup for the next democratic party administration is going to be substantial and all-consuming, and they are going to need people to hang it on.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I do just want to delicately point out that Agatha Christie has a book called THE PALE HORSE which is about a secret murder ring where people order a hit on someone they want dead by appearing to place a bet with an untraceable third party about whether or not the death happens by a certain date

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Okay now HERE is a Deep Niche theory

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/07/2026

microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell today for twenty minutes. He says he's a dracula now but he's the "good" kind of dracula that only drinks tomato soup. I asked him how that was different from his normal Thursday lunch and he grew furious and lunged at me with a ivory-handled dagger made of damascus steel

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA

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