Reposted by Alder KingErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier" 734270922
Reposted by Alder KingSam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026when will the pope make a statement about leaf blowers 419424
Reposted by Alder KingLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cruise line video was removed by YouTube over truly the dumbest copyright strike. Obviously fighting it, it’ll be back up in a few weeks like nothing happened. This is not an ad for Nebula, but it is still available on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/linds... 511671187
Reposted by Alder KingGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190895452
Reposted by Alder Kinga team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming 101609225
Reposted by Alder KingSalacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I see yer ma's got a new warning sign 0604109
Reposted by Alder Kinglauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo 501072108
Reposted by Alder KingMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO 241789535
Reposted by Alder KingCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239024325
Reposted by Alder Kingmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026going back in time to shoot the guy who thought we needed to see the stitches on mario's overalls in melee 632717
Reposted by Alder Kingda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026TIMES RUNNING OUT - dashare.zone ADMIN 0476138
Reposted by Alder KingA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263781186
Reposted by Alder KingEric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown. 7150461265
Reposted by Alder Kingkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/20263 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3 83115573900
Reposted by Alder Kingmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/08/2026seeing this as a kid permanently altered my brain chemistry youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU?...youtu.beHexxus (Tim Curry) - Toxic Love (FernGully)YouTube video by SlickStretch 734967
Reposted by Alder Kingderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In his Second Discourse, Rousseau talks about how man was born free and able to live off the bountiful food that surrounded him in nature and then he was plucked from this state and introduced to society, where he was forced to labor. IG riverreachconstruction 383239640
Reposted by Alder Kingdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/08/2026shopping malls may be a thing of the distant past, but at least we still have pepperoni centers 021621
Reposted by Alder KingThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024 3190402452
Reposted by Alder Kingmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There are already plenty of stupid morons in academia but what the racists are demanding is that being a stupid moron should itself be a recognized academic discipline 101324211
Reposted by Alder KingJames B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 21/08/2026When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit. 8153031897
Reposted by Alder KingMicah @rincewind.run · 19/08/2026this is a really underrated factor in the Natalie Harp media explosion yes, Ossoff hit exactly the right target, but a big reason she was the right target is that everyone else around Trump finds her incredibly weird and offputting and is very excited to talk shit behind her back 413759509
Reposted by Alder KingKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ll be in this store for 5 more minutes, if anyone wants me to pick them up a Seventh Seal baby onesie. 41104551
Reposted by Alder Kingdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sorry, I’ve just been in a weird mood since I was seven years old 1439136
Reposted by Alder Kingandy™ @andylevy.net · 26/12/2025writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here” 381418178
Reposted by Alder KingDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is my favorite movie quote 1024132
Reposted by Alder Kingmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i can’t state this enough: wait for the end 2224644
Reposted by Alder KingShelby Bennett @skelotan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024bro's so dead they painted him into the background 3648231395
Reposted by Alder KingDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026don't go to this place 352298567
Reposted by Alder KingPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026my wife keeps playing club bops from the late 2000s for the baby and when i ask what she’s doing she says “education” 45157557
Reposted by Alder KingProject Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 24/07/2026ICE posted an RFI for over 1,000 "surge parking" spaces in 14 cities across the nation. While the posting doesn't state a specific time, it could indicate increased presence in those cities in the near future. sam.gov/workspace/co... 24268253
Reposted by Alder KingMatt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 17/07/2026Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim 303232483
Reposted by Alder KingHelen Mask 🔜Oddities Expo Denver 🔜Geek Girl Con @hemask.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I thinkkkkkkkk done 351839546
Reposted by Alder KingDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It is impressive that AI might actually scale *worse* than Blockchain. 343267902
Reposted by Alder Kingfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/07/2026everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20 172037495
Reposted by Alder Kingmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room 47113162210
Reposted by Alder KingJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14/07/2026An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination” 10082392155
Reposted by Alder King🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13/07/2026so, the thing is, people are going to have to go to prison for all of this. not *just* because they deserve to, but because the cleanup for the next democratic party administration is going to be substantial and all-consuming, and they are going to need people to hang it on. 211540266
Reposted by Alder KingClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I do just want to delicately point out that Agatha Christie has a book called THE PALE HORSE which is about a secret murder ring where people order a hit on someone they want dead by appearing to place a bet with an untraceable third party about whether or not the death happens by a certain date 01121202
Reposted by Alder KingMistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Okay now HERE is a Deep Niche theory 014820
Reposted by Alder KingTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/07/2026microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose 81505234
Reposted by Alder KingJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell 335669594
Reposted by Alder KingJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
Reposted by Alder KingJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Fuck that's a good own 020324
Reposted by Alder Kingjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I talked to Mitch McConnell today for twenty minutes. He says he's a dracula now but he's the "good" kind of dracula that only drinks tomato soup. I asked him how that was different from his normal Thursday lunch and he grew furious and lunged at me with a ivory-handled dagger made of damascus steel 4932166
Reposted by Alder KingPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA 222151338
Reposted by Alder KingMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Today marks 10 years since the launch of Pokemon Go, the last full week of optimism in America 341379180
Reposted by Alder Kingbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026low of 84 at night. somebody is going to killdoze a datacenter this summer 237957
Reposted by Alder King5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026a lot of podcasts will say that the Supreme Court sucks but we’re the only one that’s really about it 571442
Reposted by Alder KingAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026people got mad at me yesterday when i said the dems were not ready to take court reform seriously. 5-4 for non-racial citizenship is not a win, it's a reprieve bsky.app/profile/schu... 11164181312