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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what I had to say turned out not to be a column
theatlantic.com
Something Like People
A poem
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
the ioniq 6 and ioniq 5 have kind of a "goofus and gallant" thing going on that i enjoy a lot
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for those looking for an app that remembers your timeline spot when you refresh, this app does, without any purchases
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
great joke shaped object
a bunch of tiny people stand around a giant rubber chicken out in the desert, captioned "Everyone gathers around to point
in recognition at the great joke shaped object
and rejoice at seeing it. Its meaning is lost to time,
but they know the shape holds great significance."
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/08/2026
Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
*watching You Can’t Do That On Television* holy shit how are they doing this
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/07/2026
A terrarium iPhone case that houses actual growing plants and moss. [designboom.com]
designboom.com
this transparent phone case grows moss and plants inside
the terrarium phone case, developed by daniel idle, integrates a planted environment into the structure of a smartphone accessory.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
14 years between baby beluga and bananaphone tells you the mentality you need to stay in the game creatively. 🫡
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do we get a free Bloomin Onion or Coconut Shrimp from Outback for that win?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 17/06/2026
On our very first Pride Night in 2013, Jason Collins threw out the first pitch. Tonight his brother, Jarron, honors him.
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/06/2026
this is legitimately one of my favorite posts of all time
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
again I cannot recommend Kagi enough. you remember how good Google search was in 2012? Kagi
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My new metal band, we all dress as members of the Golden Girls and the Sophia is the lead singer and all her lyrics are just growled Sophia lines. We're big in Japan for some reason
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I drank one beer at 2 PM and laid down and pulled the earth over me like a blanket and snow fell and grass grew and I turned into a little hill
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/05/2026
my favorite genre of international dialogue
Iranian President Sayyid Mohammad Khatami assuming on CNN that most Americans have read Alexis de Tocqueville
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tipper Gore thought she heard Satan speaking in Judas Priest records and it was an emergency, but the computer that has literally convinced teens to kill themselves and others? Put that in the schools, baby!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
TNT studio show with 4 guys at the desk and Wild player image left, Avs player image right, score in the middle
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Everything" is one of the comics that will be included in the "Parenting " SMBC comic collection that is currently available on Kickstarter! KICKSTARTER ◆ www.kickstarter.com/projects/wei...
Part 1/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic. This first part has 2 panels. A man is describing how he often imagines meeting a great person from centuries past to explain modern science to them. He explains that is would be a thrill to see the face of Galileo or Newton or Faraday of Mendeleev or Curie or Darwin or Archimedes as they learned what we know now. Both panels shows the man in the imaginary scenario he is describing.Part 2/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic. This second part has 2 panels. The man says he then remembers that no one has yet to live long past a century, and that all those people are dead, unrecoverable. Beyond the read of technology, no matter it's sophistication. This disappointment is shown in the image by having the line of past scholars turn to shadows behind the man.Part 3/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic. This third part has 2 panels. The man then realizes that his young child is no different than the first human.Part 4/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic. This final part has 2 panels. He lifts his baby, looking at him. The narration says "you aren't 200 of 2,000 years old. You are 200,000 years old. And I will show you EVERYTHING." The final panel shows the man carrying his baby to look at planes as he explains how they work.
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Earl Karl @earlkarl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This would have never happened if the NBA allowed Magic City night.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/04/2026
Holy moly, DJ Shadow is doing a 30th anniversary tour for Endtroducing… Starts Sept 24 in San Diego. Endtroducing… is one of my all-time favorite albums. [djshadow.com]
djshadow.com
Tour
The official home of DJ Shadow
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
tremendous L for the weirdo freaks who tried and failed to get Americans to treat Canadians as our enemies before deciding they were more interested in starting wars with other countries
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This girl teaching her new puppy how to go down stairs . 😍
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
how it feels to say "sprezzatura"
AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/04/2026
“NASA’s Curiosity rover has detected organic molecules on Mars, including chemicals widely considered building blocks for the origin of life of Earth.” And: “We think we’re looking at organic matter that’s been preserved on Mars for 3.5bn years.” [theguardian.com]
theguardian.com
‘Is it life? We can’t tell’: Nasa’s Curiosity rover finds organic molecules on Mars
Scientists think they are looking at chemical building blocks of life preserved for 3.5bn years
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/04/2026
“The Extrapolated Futures Archive is a reverse-lookup for speculative fiction. Describe a situation you are facing, and find the SF stories that already worked through the implications.” [urubos.github.io]
urubos.github.io
Extrapolated Futures Archive
Mapping real-world scenarios to the science fiction stories that explored them first.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@michaeljhudson

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The central thesis of an international players anthem is that it transcends nationalism, relying on identity formation to bind actors rather than arbitrary borders
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
what has four letters sometimes has nine and never has five
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/04/2026
we all got jumanjied into monopoly
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 07/04/2026
train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone
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AJoos @ajoos.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have no idea where I even watched this, but definitely did so more than once and remember a cool boat. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Res...
en.wikipedia.org
The Rescue (1988 film) - Wikipedia
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 08/04/2026
I collected a bunch of phone-sized wallpapers from the Artemis II mission: gorgeous photos of the Moon, Earthrise, the solar eclipse, and more that are perfect for your lock screen. I even made a few of my own — check them out! [kottke.org]
kottke.org
Stunning Artemis II Phone Wallpapers
NASA has made available more than a dozen mobile wallpapers of photos taken during the Artemis II mission for free download. Basic Apple Guy has made some wallpapers of his own (that are slightly larger than NASA’s
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a black and white power ranger with a blue sky in the background
Alt: a black and white power ranger with a blue sky in the background
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