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a.harrison

@ajharrison.bsky.social
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real gs move in silence like lasagna #HTTC #RaiseHail #Nats

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Jesse Dougherty @jessedougherty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Incredible work here by @annackramer.bsky.social
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's so depressing to know how long we've been so stupid.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What have they done to my beautiful game
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s very bad if they lose btw
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the least masculine thing a man can do is judge another mans masculinity
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026
repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“We’re collapsing - Iran”
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun.
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darktildawn.bsky.social @darktildawn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We must require ALL data centers and other extremely large corporate users of electricity to generate their own electricity at their own expense If we don't do this, we are either idiots and/or masochists.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
“Robot dog guarding the data center” is the cherry on top of your dystopian sundae.
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Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers | Fortune
AI companies are turning to quadruped robots, better known as “robot dogs” for security solutions to protect their vast data centers.
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
agree.
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2025
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There’s a high likelihood the Democrats response to this murder will be “we need more funding for ICE to train them better”
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 06/01/2026
I live my life trying to maintain a 0.0 WAR. Head down, not worth focusing on, not worth replacing. The sweet spot.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Elitist Dems may not realize it but the #1 issue for hard-working, salt-of-the-earth Americans is ensuring the president has an adequate event space for hosting galas and luncheons
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I think there should be unlimited years of eligibility, but rigorous academic standards involved if you want to go beyond 4 years. I want to see 35 year old college QB’s out here working on their third PhD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Clearly does nothing to their overall population numbers so I’ve taken to murdering lantern flies for the sheer sick thrill of it.
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Amen
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is why we should donate to these clowns?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
4 panel comic

First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter”

Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck”

Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!”

The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky”

Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck”

Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/06/2025
Haha imagine being a political journalist and suddenly finding yourself ranked way behind Tucker fucking Carlson in the Asking Republicans Tough Questions standings
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@granthpaulsen.bsky.social I’ve heard a couple of references from you all around recent down ratings. You’re my favorite show on 106.7 - hoping things are still going ok for the boys!
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Marge pointing at a bird outside a pet shop saying "Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with."
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Without question.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Well said
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Danny @recordsandradio.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Berlitz II. @vonmandelbrot.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this point this reads more like a real conversation than hyperbolic
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
And this is why it’s all already over
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Elon’s own AI bot is calling this illegal ⚰️
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Screenshot from the Planet of the Apes musical scene from The Simpsons
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a.harrison @ajharrison.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
this is some true shit
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
people gotta really start getting creative. put a Little Tikes logo on your Cybertruck
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
DNC is hiring the same people who just blew the last election. “Ken Martin is promoting from within...taking a stay-the-course approach to staffing despite the party’s losses in November…selections reflect the DNC’s post-election preference for experienced operatives over shaking up the party"
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