jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 04/10/2026This thing where I'm blown up with hundreds of texts trying to raise money for Dem candidates on the other side of the country, but not getting any direct communication from my local ones, doesn't seem like the best use of voter rolls 030
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 25/09/2026may or may not be in a feud with the mailman. Not sure. All depends on whether my interpretation of the passiveaggressiveness of how he's putting the mail in the box is correct 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/09/2026Wife and I found out our sons school stops being nut free once you hit first grade (which he just entered) so now our lunch cabinet looks like George Washington Carver won supermarket sweep 030
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 22/09/2026I had to drive from Cleveland to Harrisburg, PA today and Google Maps decided to take me here on nothing but back road, two lane highways. I hope that company is ground into dust by its bad data center investments, good lord 110
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/09/2026Checking for mail because you woke up earlier than everyone else at the house and need an address to give the can company 010
Reposted by jacobArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203669513
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 27/08/2026I see how many times I can roll the boulder up the hill in a day, and then I try to beat that record! 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/08/2026Facebook slop farms have started making absolutely terrible AI Calvin and Hobbes strips and it may be the thing that pushes me over the edge to active data center protest 010
Reposted by jacobJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244391179
Reposted by jacobRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“Neighbor’s home improvement project is a disaster” is a universal source of joy and the whole country gets to get it on it 428315
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 10/06/2026Birthday cake for my son's birthday got away from me a little bit this year 😅 Happy with how it turned out, though! 🍽️🍜 2353
Reposted by jacobBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it 355196737
Reposted by jacobMatthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 01/05/2026In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9 523103392148
Reposted by jacobBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026if a batter challenges a ball-strike call and gets it wrong, i think the umpire should be allowed to be a little shitty about it 12846
Reposted by jacobSeveral Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston 453074440
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 26/04/2026You know at least one of those attendees had a bag of coke in their checked cost pocket and is absolutely *panicked* right now lol 040
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 11/04/2026Why are restaurants started from successful food trucks just as slow as the food truck 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 10/04/2026Just amazing that Melania did a legit "my not involved in human trafficking shirt" announcement from a White House lectern 140
Reposted by jacobClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment 269981341
Reposted by jacobDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding." 15956905807
Reposted by jacobBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down 97162443243
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 14/03/2026Thank you, Jacob-from-15-years-ago, for this reminder of the best day of the year 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 09/03/2026Even though I work remote, several states away, I still get the company emails telling me what catering company is handling lunch each day. Tomorrow it's a company called "Party Naanstop" and I might have to jump on a plane. 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 08/03/2026Triple view World Baseball Classic on a Sunday afternoon and weather warm enough to keep the windows open. Can't beat it 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 27/02/2026I'd give anything to find a can of these in a thrift store and just put them in an unlabeled bowl in the office kitchen 040
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 18/02/2026At the airport for a 6 AM flight and TSA just came in the PA to say someone dropped their flask lol 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/02/2026It takes a five year-old roughly an hour and 15 minutes to count to 700. Guess how I know 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/02/2026Parenting is endlessly rewarding. You can get such a feeling of accomplishment from doing things like finally organizing a bunch of children's puzzles, and then ten minutes later they give you the chance to have that feeling all over again 020
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 30/01/2026First they came for Don Lemon And I said "Aw, man, now I gotta be a vocal and outraged supporter of *this* guy of all people"? 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 30/01/2026Monday off school and then four 2-hr delays in a row. It's gonna take three months to get this kid's sleep schedule back on track 🫤 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 19/01/2026I know it wouldn't be deserved and would destroy the credibility of the Nobel committee, but it would be hilarious if they'd give the Peace Prize to Obama again. Until Trump nuked Norway. But, still 11:10 AM · Jan 19, 2026 Everybody can rep ly 000
Reposted by jacob🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons 312651541
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 17/01/2026Me: *Painstakingly sets up 2 year-old's wooden trains in a track with switches, signals, and water towers* 2yo: *Immediately uses the water tower as a Godzilla stand-in and destroys the countryside* Pretty sure he salted the wells 000
Reposted by jacobAll the Galaxies! @allthegalaxies.galaxyzoo.org · 16/01/2026An edge-on disk galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey. It is at redshift 0.008 (lookback time 114.4 million years) with coordinates (179.18411, 32.02177). 42 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2. 212420
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 15/01/2026I'll tell you what the answer isn't: the fried chicken livers I got from a muffler shop in rural NC near the Virginia border 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/01/2026Daniel Tiger's Dad is singing a whole song that pretty much just tells Daniel to leave him be so he can get some work done lol 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 08/01/2026Nearly six years since people began working from home and it appears "getting the presentation view of PowerPoint to show on screen" is still an unsolvable mystery for people 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/01/2026Looking at cuckoo clock repair manuals and Amazon has one in audiobook format. Which is the funniest possible format for a 500 page clock repair manual. 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/01/2026Guy who's only exposure to American foreign policy is George Bush s Mission Accomplished speech (and also every single other American foreign policy action of the last thirty years): "Getting a lot of Mission Accomplished vibes from all this" www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...washingtonpost.comHegseth’s remade press corps covers Venezuela raid with praise, not probingNewfound access hasn’t provided more information to the largely right-wing press corps that signed the Defense Department’s media rules. 000
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