iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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imagine if you fed The Stuff to the C.H.U.D.S and then they took off their They Live glasses and we're being chased by The Thing from It Follows

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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 14h

Painting number 6 in the Feline Flows and Poses Collection, "Excuse Me"! This void kitty just demanded to be painted! #blackcat #cat #art #painting #catart

Painting of a black cat with vacant yellow eyes sticking his right hind leg straight up in the air. There is an orange and yellow circle behind the cat and the background is purple. The artist's signature and @joyousjoyfuljoyness watermark is on the bottom right.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 02/10/2026

When you know the weekend is gonna be off the hook!

Photograph of 6 thick envelopes fanned out on a teak wooden table. They’re all from United Healthcare and appeared in the mailbox at the same time.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 30/09/2026

I think you mean Dracula's Vampire

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 25/09/2026

IT'S FUCKIN STEPPIN TIME, BITCH!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026

Leaving a bomb with a timer in a building doesn't get reported as "bomb tries to blow up building", and OpenAI's employees designing an extremely clumsy, badly designed self-prompting language model hooked up to public actions that can cause harm shouldn't be reported that way either

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

joining all your zoom calls unbidden in a zippered gimp mask, display name just "CONSULTANT" in all caps

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 23/09/2026

Right now there are millions of people fraudulently putting money into the government without ever pulling any of it back for themselves. This is how words work.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 21/09/2026

Me to my GI via MyChart: The meds are not working and I’m still in a lot of pain. I’d like to start considering surgery to treat my decade-plus-long chronic illness. Nurse on Monday morning: have you tried drinking 8 glasses of water a day?

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 19/09/2026

There really is no easy way to ask your doctor to disembowel you.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think this was ultimately the right move.

The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dance like no one's watching. No, not like that. Wrong. More spontaneous.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

Treating insomnia by watching drama recap between adult Roblox streamers. I’ve got no connection to these people or the game but I love to see public mess, especially in a niche community.

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morkitten @morkitten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when a GBA game looks great it's like an alternate timeline where the SEGA Saturn kept going for 5 more years but everyone decided to outdo each other's pixel-art and when a GBA game looks bad it's like you're looking at an edutainment java game for cellphones

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

Walking home tonight we stopped and saw that there was a drone light show flying over Boston. I turned to my wife and asked, "Is it a holiday or something?" Folks, I forgot.

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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026

loving the new look

Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is what Link reminds me of in the OoT remake

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

perfect hands, perfect smile, perfect breasts, no weird hands, no misshapen hands, hands with 5 fingers, perfect breasts, big breasts, perfect body, normal hands, 5 fingers on hand, 2 hands with 5 fingers each, perfect breasts, pretty, typical hands, perfect breasts, average hands, huge breasts,

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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/09/2026

in the sewers straight up jorkin it. and by it, i mean the clown

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 03/09/2026

when she's right she's right

The Verge article on Rowling's transphobia doctored to say

There is no adult consumption of HBO's Harry Potter series

J.K. Rowling has made it abundantly clear that you're a perpetual child if you watch this lame ass bullshit

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Gavin Fox (Author) @gavinfoxauthor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A slightly left field entry for #TechnopaganTuesday this week, but a project that I am actually keeping an eye on for its retro tech aesthetic. Captures the spirit of how some using the early internet saw the digital plane for sure. Warning for potential motion sickness, though.