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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 02/10/2026

When you know the weekend is gonna be off the hook!

Photograph of 6 thick envelopes fanned out on a teak wooden table. They’re all from United Healthcare and appeared in the mailbox at the same time.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 28/08/2026

Digital Stephen Root alert!

Screenshot from the latest extended look at Grand Theft Auto 6. Features a balding white man with sunburn and sunglasses wearing a dark blue palm tree pattern Hawaiian shirt.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/08/2026

She couldn’t even transfer a modicum of creativity to the final product on this one. Courtney is imaginationally bankrupt.

Crop of the original image focusing in on one of the slop product outputs displaying a beige book titled “Courtney’s Purpose” featuring a plain white blonde woman with a plain pink t-shirt. It is surrounded by a yellow neon sign that says “GOAL”.
There isn’t even an AI makeover or aspirational items on the page. Just Courtney’s AI doppelgänger staring coldly out at you.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 08/08/2026

In the current UI, you should be able to hit the three dots in the upper-right-hand corner of a post to turn off reply notifications for the whole post or do it at the level of any comment you've left.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 20/07/2026

Me each time the CTO re-explains why he needed to spend the weekend rebuilding Confluence with Claude

Painting: Untitled by Xue Jiye

A dark oil painting of a nude figure crouched in a corner, hands raised to their face. The figure is peeling the skin off their face, revealing a grotesque red skull with bulging eyes and bared teeth.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 19/07/2026

Young Stephen Root alert!

Screenshot from the 1990 movie Ghost featuring a young Stephen Root playing an NYPD detective

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 19/07/2026

Finally showing my wife Ghost (1990). #nowWatching #rewatch 🍿 Oda Mae Brown is an all time top character. The movie really kicks in when Whoopi shows up.

The movie poster for *Ghost* (1990). Against a dark, smoky background, two figures embrace in a romantic pose, rendered in soft sepia tones. The title "GHOST" appears in large silver lettering at the top, with the stars' names — Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg — listed above it.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 17/07/2026

Absolutely bonkers way to list the cast of this movie. #imdb #filmsky🍿

A screenshot of an "All Cast" list from a movie app, showing black and white headshots of cast members. Listed from top to bottom: Ray Bolger as Hunk, Bert Lahr as Zeke, Jack Haley as Hickory, Billie Burke as Glinda, and Margaret Hamilton as Miss Gulch.

This was for a little independent film called The Wizard of Oz.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 05/07/2026

We'll never get another host like this. We used to be a proper country.

screenshot of the incredible Crypt Keeper puppet from Tales from the Crypt. He's in the crypt, wearing an electrode on his head for the electric chair and about to throw the switch on himself. He will enjoy this and do it several times.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 25/06/2026

My new favorite thing about podcasts having video is watching the guest and hosts try their damnedest to not make any eye contact while listening to listener-submitted songs. @doughboys.bsky.social

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 24/05/2026

I think I grabbed the wrong bagel

Photo of a hand holding a round food item wrapped in opaque wax paper. The wax paper has messy handwriting on it that’s SUPPOSED to say “cinn”, but more clearly says “cum”

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 04/04/2026

Proof that Batman is a billionaire

Photo of the inside of the hardcover version of the graphic novel “Batman: The Long Halloween”. The frame of the photo crops in on the upper torso of Batman on the left page, he’s wearing a blue and grey version of his suit with the cape torn off and is holding a batarang in his right hand. Snowflakes fall in the foreground.
On the right page, a cropped panel depicting people in a grey and snowy scene with first responder vehicles on the ledge above them. In the middle of the panel, in Batman’s narrator voice, reads, “January 6th. Little Christmas.”

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 24/03/2026

I accidentally captured a picture of my subconscious with the pause button

screen capture of the Daily Show featuring an angry Jon Stewart in the middle of throwing a paper and grimacing. To the left of him is a square image of Trump talking to press in front of a plane.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 10/03/2026

Fun Fact: Claude AI is named after Dario Amodei’s cat. The logo is also based on the same cat’s asshole.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 06/03/2026

#lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky Chris Fleming: Live at The Palace (2026) ★★★★½ Hell or High Water (2016) ★★★½ Videodrome (1983) ★★★½ 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) ★★★★★

Screenshot of Letterboxd Last Four Watched featuring posters and ratings listed in Skeet text

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 06/03/2026

When that tissussy is too tight

Photo of a freshly opened box of tissues that was stuffed too tightly to be able to gently pull out tissues without ripping. A hand on the right hand side of the image holds torn tissues.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 23/02/2026

Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Docent!

A gaggle of AI horror children. Indescribably off putting. Be grateful you have trouble seeing this image.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 01/02/2026

This is who runs this account.

Photo of Mike at 2 years old, dressed as an 85-year-old Irish elf (fisherman sweater and knit scally cap), squatting on grass.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 30/01/2026

John Lennon with his “Attacker”

Photo of John Lennon posing with his arm around Mark David Chapman, the man who would eventually shoot him to death.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 04/01/2026

There’s really gotta be a better way to deliver these with more context.

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter... • 2h
° Negative Posting ® Toxic Posting
god forbid i have a normal day on this
website
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View full thread
ceej @ceej.online • 11m
→ Replied to Neon Chinchilla
° 20+ Blocks
okay, well. I read the book and found the
piss techniques described therein
profoundly dangerous. maybe even heretical
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• I
Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsk... • 6m
You are part of the problem, my dude. Let
me guess. You did your own research?
Skip has credentials. Skip knows piss. Skip
is a leading, well respected, mental giant in
the field of pissology doing cutting edge
research. Show some goddamn respect.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 28/12/2025

Popped into my local comic shop to check my subscriptions and picked up a couple trades while I was there. #minihaul

Photo of three graphic novel books on a desk with a computer keyboard behind them.

The books left to right are:
“You’ll Do Bad Things” from Image
“Absolute Martian Manhunter: Martian Vision” from DC
“Absolute Batman” issue 15 from DC

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 25/12/2025

Scruff is already tuckered and we haven’t even started opening presents

Photo of a small black cat sleeping in the crook of a human arm dressed in navy blue. The cat is on his back with his rear feet up close to the camera. A light skinned hand holds him. His head is flopped onto the arm.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 25/12/2025

Wild notification to receive on Christmas morning

Screenshot from an Apple Watch notification from the Mail App. Notification text:
11m ago
IO Interactive
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SLIM SHADY!
Up to 90% Off View in
Browser View in
Browser 7 DAYS LEF...

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/12/2025

My Samsung TV is trying to save me.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/12/2025

Not pictured, the flame war in my comments when a rando got mad that I didn’t like “Bullet To The Head” enough to watch past the opening 10 minutes. #lastfourwatched

Screenshot from my Letterboxd account showing my last four logged movies consisting of a small movie poster and a star rating under each.
From left to right:
“Caught Stealing” - 3.5 stars
“The Materialists” - 2.5 stars
“Shin Godzilla” - 4 stars
“Vivarium” - 3.5 stars

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 30/11/2025

In this house, we honor the Prophet

Photograph of a Christmas tree ornament of Luigi from Super Mario Bros. hanging in a Christmas tree

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 28/11/2025

The wild thing is that renowned children’s game, Fortnite, was featuring Tighty Whities Homer as a front page skin just yesterday (that I debated really hard with myself wasn’t worth spending 20 bucks)

Promotional image from Epic’s Fortnite. Depicts Homer Simpson in his white briefs underwear and nothing else. Exposing his Lucious yellow rolls against a dark violet sky with sparse clouds. The upper-left-hand corner displays small Fortnite and The Simpsons logos

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