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imagine if you fed The Stuff to the C.H.U.D.S and then they took off their They Live glasses and we're being chased by The Thing from It Follows

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 16h

It’s inherently impossible for them since “trying to make it NOT happen” is their whole philosophy.

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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 18h

Painting number 6 in the Feline Flows and Poses Collection, "Excuse Me"! This void kitty just demanded to be painted! #blackcat #cat #art #painting #catart

Painting of a black cat with vacant yellow eyes sticking his right hind leg straight up in the air. There is an orange and yellow circle behind the cat and the background is purple. The artist's signature and @joyousjoyfuljoyness watermark is on the bottom right.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 02/10/2026

Wrong answers: 1. Uhhh 2. I don’t read 3. Mein Kampf 4. Cabbage 5. No/Yes

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 02/10/2026

When you know the weekend is gonna be off the hook!

Photograph of 6 thick envelopes fanned out on a teak wooden table. They’re all from United Healthcare and appeared in the mailbox at the same time.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 30/09/2026

This clears up a lot of confusion for me, you have no idea

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 30/09/2026

I think you mean Dracula's Vampire

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 26/09/2026

Pronounced like L’Chaim?

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 25/09/2026

IT'S FUCKIN STEPPIN TIME, BITCH!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026

Leaving a bomb with a timer in a building doesn't get reported as "bomb tries to blow up building", and OpenAI's employees designing an extremely clumsy, badly designed self-prompting language model hooked up to public actions that can cause harm shouldn't be reported that way either

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

joining all your zoom calls unbidden in a zippered gimp mask, display name just "CONSULTANT" in all caps

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 23/09/2026

Especially when you haven't filed any claims.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 23/09/2026

Right now there are millions of people fraudulently putting money into the government without ever pulling any of it back for themselves. This is how words work.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 21/09/2026

One produces content and the other blocks it

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 21/09/2026

Me to my GI via MyChart: The meds are not working and I’m still in a lot of pain. I’d like to start considering surgery to treat my decade-plus-long chronic illness. Nurse on Monday morning: have you tried drinking 8 glasses of water a day?

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 19/09/2026

There really is no easy way to ask your doctor to disembowel you.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think this was ultimately the right move.

The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 14/09/2026

Which means, it’s almost time for breakfast!

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dance like no one's watching. No, not like that. Wrong. More spontaneous.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 13/09/2026

Are we sure the floppy isn’t enjoying itself here? That expression reads as orgasmic to me.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

Crohn’s disease affects everyone differently.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

Treating insomnia by watching drama recap between adult Roblox streamers. I’ve got no connection to these people or the game but I love to see public mess, especially in a niche community.

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

I’m starting to worry we’ll never see a good ET game.

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morkitten @morkitten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when a GBA game looks great it's like an alternate timeline where the SEGA Saturn kept going for 5 more years but everyone decided to outdo each other's pixel-art and when a GBA game looks bad it's like you're looking at an edutainment java game for cellphones

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 12/09/2026

Walking home tonight we stopped and saw that there was a drone light show flying over Boston. I turned to my wife and asked, "Is it a holiday or something?" Folks, I forgot.

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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026

loving the new look

Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is what Link reminds me of in the OoT remake

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Mike Giordano @airgiordano.com · 08/09/2026

We just gotta use a deeper pot, problem solved!

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom

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