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(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2h

I saw it last night and loved it Suspect the sight of an older woman visibly enjoying sex on screen is too much for Robbie's delicate sensibilities

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.

Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.

They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIRED

Call me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!

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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."

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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

If I’m ever outed as having done anything extremely bad it is my sincere wish that you will drop me like a hot potato and that you won’t compromise your principles and act like it’s different because it’s me.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

vagueposting in the patient portal

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James Widman @jameswidman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

related: when a student asks, "when will i ever need to know ${abstract_topic_from_math/science/literature/etc}", one possible answer is, "you might not, but if you make honest efforts in exercises like this, it will improve your ability to detect bullshit, and that's an important survival trait."

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chart for dinner 🍲🍜🍲 @9pt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they made ed look like a haunted doll to detract credibility from his statements

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Darren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...

en.wikipedia.org

Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026

Imagine being on social media and reading this while you're on this plane.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/09/2026

They don’t care that I have work to do

Two fluffy black cats sleeping on my lap without a care in the world. 0day is on the left, Patch is on the right

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Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲 @trillsymbiont.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There are Charlie Kirks everywhere for those with tiny faces but large heads to see

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Antonio E. Porreca 🐳 @aeporreca.org · 07/10/2026

Finally, animé par le sentiment de l’urgence, I wrote my own AI statement. Yes, it’s radical. Yes, it will probably make me even less popular among my colleagues, if anyone reads it at all. But I really believe we owe this to our students and our “junior” colleagues.

aeporreca.org

Why we should reject AI in academia

I just woke up and discovered that OpenAI has finally released those mathematical “results” they’ve been bragging about lately. We’re talking about 722 “papers” written by their private LLM or somethi...

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026

0day, who is a very sweet cat but not a smart one, keeps screaming bloody murder because he found his way down to the basement and isn’t smart enough to figure out how to get back up again the same way he came down

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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 06/10/2026

HEADS UP TWIN CITIES > New sunspot 4549 erupted this morning, hurling a full-halo CME straight toward Earth. Forecast models predict it will arrive on Oct. 9th, possibly sparking a G2-class geomagnetic storm. The timing is perfect as a nearly new Moon keeps rural skies dark. Spaceweather.com

spaceweather.com

Spaceweather.com - realtime news about the Sun-Earth environment

Solar flares, geomagnetic storms, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids.

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Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲 @trillsymbiont.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think this shit is actually really important tbh youtu.be/iy53s5b3xkA

youtu.be

Why Does Everyone Hate Children?

YouTube video by The Leftist Cooks

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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026

Your favorite Anthropic so-called "whistleblower" said that the rationalists have "specialized minds" that allow them to see that the end is about to be brought on to us by a magical machine god. Parroting the cult leader (of the rationalists, the R in TESCREAL) who says the same about himself.

His autobiography even opens with a parable: as a small child he threw his favorite squirtgun off a third-floor balcony rather than accept that his mother could lend out what was his, and felt complete when he heard it hit the pavement. He goes on to describes himself as a specialist in the technological transformation of the human species, one of the few people alive with the standing to steer it. He identifies with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the one person who sees the danger clearly and has to act while everyone else gets on with ordinary life.

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 07/10/2026

they need to just put the constitution through a paper shredder and start over. this shit from the 1700s ain't working anymore.

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Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲 @trillsymbiont.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have gut fauna

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Amish guy will rowboat your titties.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

chat is this good

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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
my business is failing and folks.... business is good
3:22 PM • Aug 15, 2026

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

presentdad
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
1:03 AM • Jan 6, 2025

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

paying $60 a month to Skydance so i can watch “Yellowstone Jesus” and “FBI: Communism Destroyers”

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Saw you didn't like my castration post, do you hate women or?

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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 06/10/2026

This is part of an AGENTS.md file that someone shared Was the person writing this to an 8-year old?

8. I NEVER WANT TO SEND MESSAGES LIKE THESE, YOU MUST JUST DO THE WORK: <BAD_MESSAGES>

I just woke up and I am SUPREMELY dissapointed. You have a job, to do the work. Instead you DEFERRED SPRINTS? Did I Ask for that or did you unilaterally decide to do that? I want PERFECTION WITH NO CORNERS CUT.

DO NOT STOP WORKING

Full image https://x.com/hillelogram/status/2107460867721974228?s=20

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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For 2 - 4k USD I will diagnose you with a disease that will help you win an argument.

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chart for dinner 🍲🍜🍲 @9pt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i am so ready for any dork to invite me to dnd night it's taken me a decade of collecting toenail clippings to properly fill out the dragon mail coif I will wear but I will make you look so stupid

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

one of my favorite reply moments of mine, from back in the day

old tom (yuckytom): pronouncing genetic like benedict

me: how does he pronounce it

old tom (yuckytom): dammit lol

old tom (yuckytom): fuck this is so funny it's making me mad

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Bknubian @bknubian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

REMINDER: Check your Voter Registration @votedotorg.bsky.social

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ceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026

Interesting. I guess the New York Times thinks it’s appropriate for their employees to threaten to bonk me on the head and play horseshoes with my prominent goose egg. To fill my mouth with piano keys that fall out while tweety birds circle around my noggin. To turn my head into a giant whistle,

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/10/2026

ssssshh he's sleep

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Drew @4484.cool · 22/09/2026

I bet this feels so good if you're a record

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tour guide: The grand house was commissioned by old Mr. Weatherstone himself, who— Ah! I see you’ve already opened his Wikipedia page. And ope! You’re searching for instances of the word calipers. No good! You’ll want to try speculum, my lad!

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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Definitely that time that train was heading right for me.

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

its honestly kind of embarrassing that one of these could kill you

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The Day Today Business Correspondent Collaterlie Sisters

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

no offense to Gamers but sometimes i see some gaming thing on here and it’s like “Gungy12 has released a 4 hour video condemning BurgerChunk’s Hegelian rant about Princess Peach”

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

asking the ubereats driver to close the door of my iron maiden for me

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

Will Graham: you don't even wanna know what they're saying on social media Hannibal Lecter: I saw a tweet declaring "that hannibussy got you acting up." Tell me, Will, what idiots full of sound and fury strut upon your stage?

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

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