John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2024Search your heart. You know it to be true.Hoarse Whisperer@therealhoarse.bsky.socialThis is the only true cranberry sauce. I will not be taking questions at this time. 1511292109
roguishjrt.bsky.social @roguishjrt.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Oh no! Moved away from my Iowa roots. No more potato, macaroni or jello mold salads. Certainly not that abomination pretending to be cranberry sauce 000
Reeney @reeney26.bsky.social · 26/11/2024This is the fanciest of fanciest on the table. The ONLY way to serve cranberry sauce. FO with your "orange zest" and cinnamon bullshit. This is the real. And then you slice it, evenly. Or, you are a heathen. I said. What. I. Said. All the love to Bluesky folks and wishing you the best holiday! 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 25/11/2024SCHLORP - the sound of the cranberry sauce exiting the can. 000
jinxaddams.bsky.social @jinxaddams.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Little Me’s very important task was using a cookie cutter to cut the whole cylinder of cranberry sauce into one long shape that we then cut into stars and served! (I still do this! ♥️) Enjoy! 020
Ken Farley @farleykj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Look, it even comes with lines for easy portion size regulation. The ends were apparently for Uncle Ed, who "doesn't believe in that crap". He's dead now. 110
crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The other day I saw a recipe for homemade formed-jelly cranberry sauce, and I think it would be brilliant to make a really topnotch homemade stuff, and form and serve it in Ocean Spray cans 000
Disastrogirl @disastrogirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It should be displayed vertically, as god intended. 020
Steve Buchheit @stevebuchheit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Did you… did you just say through in a Darth Vader voice modulator?media.tenor.comdarth vader from star wars is standing in front of a screen that says " search your feelings "ALT: darth vader from star wars is standing in front of a screen that says " search your feelings " 000
🦋BellaLeona ♿️ 🌈 MeidasMighty 📢 @bellaleona.bsky.social · 25/11/2024No. I make my own with pear chunks and pear juice. That’s the only stuff I will eat. Lol 000
Matt Freeman @mrmattfree.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I will not yuck your yum. I will say homemade is just as easy. Cranberries, sugar, OJ. My seven-year-old made it last year! 260
Tom Quixote @tomquixote.bsky.social · 25/11/2024EEeeeewwww no that tastes so bad, these people haven't tasted real cranberry sauce 130
Gregory Wild-Smith @gregory.wild-smith.com · 25/11/2024This is a crime against good taste. It tastes like ass. 000
Rebecca Fachner @rebeccafachner.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Anything else is sub par and not acceptable at any Thanksgiving table 130
One Who Walks Among the Dead @anubisthejackal.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I once ate some actual homemade cranberry sauce, and found it disgusting. Like half-pureed apple sauce with random garbage in it. And yet I also feel like a garbage person for eating a homogenous jelly from a can that tastes pretty good. 020
Jay Taylor @jaytaylor.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We picked up our two cans yesterday. Want to avoid the last minute rush... 020
Kit’s ancestors want better than this @littlefreekit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The correct term for this per @breakingcatnews.bsky.social is “Cranberry Space Goo” and it is a crucial part of Thanksgiving 000
Space Cat 🚀😺 @spacecat.blog · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man is holding a railing with his hands up and says no .ALT: a man is holding a railing with his hands up and says no . 010
Jadey Character @lampjaded.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I cut it in rounds and pretend I'm eating beets 😅 010
Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️🌈🚀🦄 📜 @lynnemthomas.com · 25/11/2024If you can't slice it, you're serving cranberry relish. 070
Jonathan McHugh @jmchugh40.bsky.social · 25/11/2024If I wanted to eat ACTUAL cranberries, I’d eat actual cranberries. JUST GIVE ME THE SAUCE, PUREED, GELATINOUS SAUCE! 010
Johan Silvereyes @johnhigginbothamjr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Sorry, it's too much fun to actually make it. Cranberries EXPLODE when you boil them and it's as much fun as watching popcorn pop. 000
Shawn Lamont @shawn-lamont.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a pink jacket is holding a microphone while talking to two men in tuxedos .ALT: a man in a pink jacket is holding a microphone while talking to two men in tuxedos . 000
DannoHung @dannohung.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Lotta yum yuckers in here. Look, if you want home made, I don’t have a problem with you. Let me have my cheap canned sauce. More of your fresh stuff for yourself, right? 010
Cabe - GreggB @cabe.shadowtek.uk · 25/11/2024It's absolutely correct, however... Can it still be classified as a sauce if you can *slice* it? Because then we start down a path of "is cheese a sauce"? Is HAM?! Were well into the dark corners of "it it soup or salad?" territory. 000
billiecat @billiecat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Look, I'm not a purist, and indeed, in leftover turkey sandwiches the canned form could be argued to be preferred (could be!), but given how easy it is to make it from whole cranberries and how good it is to put on ice cream that way, I'm sticking to making it fresh. 010
Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024May I also suggest:mudpie.comCranberry Dish Set | Mud Pie2-piece set. Ceramic can textured dish features debossed sentiment. Arrives with silverplate sentiment spatula. 000
Oswin 🎸⚾️🔱💙 George Kirby enthusiast @quietbatpeople.bsky.social · 25/11/2024nope, nope, nope. every couple years i try it again just to see if the switch has flipped in my head and somehow i have begun to enjoy this crime against cranberries, but every time it still tastes like rancid battery acid. 000
Nancy L. @dawezl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024In our house, that is known as Canberry Sauce and is the ambrosia of the GODS. (Do not ask my husband to confirm this observation) 020
Pennybags @nouveaubougee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’ve only ever had homemade cranberry sauce. I’ve never tried the canned stuff. 220
Way of Cats @wayofcats.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Women just trying to get food on the table and stop the kids throwing olives going to make this homemade, too? 😁 Ribbed cranberry sauce. Feels like feminism. 020
Just A Bill @txex.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind himALT: a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him 000
Paul @paulatkinsonpdx.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I searched my heart, and it told me you're going to wrap that in a tortilla. 010
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Use a can as a mold for Alton Brown’s cranberry sauce and you can get both traditional shape and great taste. www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alto...foodnetwork.comCranberry SauceGet Cranberry Sauce Recipe from Food Network 000
aztraph.bsky.social @aztraph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024But can you put it in a burrito? Asking for a friend. 000
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I've got $50 that says John has wrapped one of these up whole in a tortilla and called it a bog burrito 190
12MileGeo @12milegeo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024John Scalzi trying to imitate @gailsimone.bsky.social by starting a war in the comments. Well played. 2190
Ann @thatinnsmouthlook.bsky.social · 25/11/2024There's nothing wrong with cracking a can open at your table for the people who insist on being wrong. Like my dad. 000
Clay, usually @mrdna01.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My wife is so appalled by this version of cranberry sauce, it's hard to explain to her how vital it is. 000
Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I don't like cranberry sauce, but I dislike this cranberry sauce the least 010
Lurkertype @lurkertype.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We serve both homemade and this kind. The solid gelatinous texture and the lines from the can are THE POINT! 000
Melissa Marr @melissamarrwriting.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It's always reminded me of tins of dog food. Solid gooey object. Nope. I will stick with making it myself. Fresh berries, an orange plucked from the tree in my yard, and a wee bit of sugar. Simple. Easy. Not in the shape of dog food. 110
jade lol @jade-lol.bsky.social · 25/11/2024whilst i love fresh cranberry sauce, i eat the jellied stuff by the can 000
Jen Wainright @jenwainright.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I respect the cranberry sauce of your people, but you've never had MY cranberry sauce. Just sayin'.... 000
Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Pour a can of custard over that and it's dessert. 000
Cleo, Geek Muse of Internet History @cleothemuse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I'll tell you the same thing I told Hoarse on Threads:media.tenor.coma man says " stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it " in front of a windowAlt: Jed Bartlett says "Stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it" 000
Kelly Kinkade (rome of oxtrot) @ab9rf.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i love the little slug of inexplicably tart jello 000
danielsattler.bsky.social @danielsattler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My family has a beautiful crystal bowl we put it in every year. 020
Will Weaver vs. ACME 📸 @willweaverrva.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a star wars movie is saying `` that 's impossible '' while hanging from a pole .ALT: a man in a star wars movie is saying `` that 's impossible '' while hanging from a pole . 000
Hunto451 @hunto451.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Only if you have brown bread the exact same shape next to it 000
Kurt Fillmore @kurtfillm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Ah the age old debate, smooth jellied, vs. popped berries. 000
PuahHope @puahhope.bsky.social · 26/11/2024That canned cranberry sauce was every year of my childhood until my more worldly friend made real homemade cranberry sauce for me with a little orange zest and I've never had canned stuff again. I admit that I miss slicing the canned stuff. The slippery texture and how it bends. 000
MaggieFlynn @a1magfly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Calling it a sauce while it stands solid is peak denial. 000
Bob Dehnhardt @bobdehn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Sorry, agree to disagree. I’ll take my homemade chunky cranberry sauce with orange zest any day of the week. 000
Nikki Woolfolk @nikkiwoolfolk.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"Babe, you haven't touched your slurp disk. Is everything okay?" 1120
Jeff Carey @careymediation.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Perhaps for those not lucky enough to have a wife that can turn fresh cranberries into a spiced sauce that embodies fall. 000
anotherGenXnihilist @sunnidae.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Nothin' more foolish than a man cooking his cranberry sauce. 010
crazyjoedavola.bsky.social @crazyjoedavola.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Thin slices on the sandwich the next day. Perfection. 010
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Cranberry sauce a la Bart...youtube.comBart Tries To Make Cranberry Sauce - The SimpsonsYouTube video by Ronald Frazier 000
Robert @ewile.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That is the best option for Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwiches. But cranberry chutney is highly underrated. Has to be home-made. 000
Flavor Dave @flavordavea.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Throw one of those 3lb turkey breast roasts in the crock with that, an onion soup mix and a cup of orange juice. Tasty. 000
Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I will be boiling whole cranberries in sugar in protest. 020
K. C. Alexander Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter- @kacealexander.bsky.social · 25/11/2024100% can never prove me wrong 😂 000
Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You can make your own faster than you can whip up one of your burrito abominations. Bonus: you can then slather it like salsa in one of your burrito abominations. 100
treemom95.bsky.social @treemom95.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I made my own today for the first time ever. Costs about the same as a can. I don’t expect anyone to eat it. 000
Proud Gay Vet ⚓🇺🇸 @proudgayvet.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Ever since Kroger came out with Cranberry Celebration, I buy no other. 000
rumblymonkey.bsky.social @rumblymonkey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the wayALT: a man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the way 020
Andrew P Sinclair @blueaps.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You sir have crossed the line. That is an abomination. This is the only one : www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main...deliaonline.comCranberry and Orange RelishIn our family there are those who like bread sauce as the accompaniment to turkey, and there are those who prefer cranberries. For the latter I always make the following sauce, one of the very nicest ... 100
Bobbie @bobbiebee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024In my family, there is a small sense of sadness if the corrugation rings on the side of cranberry sauce log are broken by the edge of the can on the way to ‘plate delivery.’ There is an art to it. 010
Jaz Dumoz @jazdumoz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Totally. My mom used to make cranberry sauce from scratch, it sucked! (Sorry Mom (dead decades)). Also, in my family, we put the slice of jellied cranberry sauce on top of the stuffing. Anything else, HERESY! 010
Rd bacon @doublechinner.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It’s NOT POSSIBLE!!!media.tenor.coma man is holding a railing with his hands up and says no .ALT: a man is holding a railing with his hands up and says no . 000
Laura Vodnansky @chadladmirer1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Yes this is the only real cranberry sauce, I totally agree with you on that 000
Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This gelatinous abomination is proof (as if we needed more) of how far we have fallen as a society... 000
Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024why isn't it a pie filling? why haven't I had this in a cheap hostess pie? 000
Dave Choat @kugelblitz00.bsky.social · 25/11/2024No. My partner’s ginger infused homemade cranberry relish with roasted pecans is best. This Is The Way. You will die on this hill. 000
Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This is the part where I say “Thats not true! That’s impossible!” And fling myself off the balcony to further emphasize my point. 000
edbenard.bsky.social @edbenard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma can of red liquid is sitting on a tableALT: a can of red liquid is sitting on a table 000
Cognitive Dissident @mercurialprocess.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Like my cranberry sauce, like I like my cubes, gelatinous. 000
Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Serving it exactly that way should be required by OSHA. 090
babyboomersaves.bsky.social @babyboomersaves.bsky.social · 26/11/2024No searching required. Jelly is the best. 000
David Worthington @daveworthington.bsky.social · 25/11/2024No no. My wife makes it from scratch, it’s wonderful 000
zendao42 @zendao42.bsky.social · 26/11/2024It's the cranberry space goo, according to @georgiadunnbcn.bsky.social 000
Abel Undercity @abelundercity.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I'm running a Friendsgiving DnD one-shot this week, featuring a critter called a gelatinous tube. Guess what it looks like. 010
Alice K @alicethewriter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I grew up with a cranberry bog in my back yard. After the harvesters went through, we'd go through and pick from what they missed, and there was usually a lot. I've eaten fresh cranberries straight from the vine. You are correct. If it's not can-shaped, I don't want it. 010
pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My favorite sammich is the day after Thanksgiving, some leftover turkey, with a not so thin sliver of this, smashed between two pieces of buttery wheat bread. It's heaven. 050
Hex @hexentart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I buy Cranberry Jelly for the Husbeast and Youngest; they are welcome to it. All the more delish Cranberry Relish for me. 😁 000
Richard Valcourt @richv01.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I will never open my house nor my heart to that faux sauce containing (*shudder*) whole berries. 010
Pepe Le Pewpew @pepelepewpew.name · 26/11/2024I just cracked the first can of the season last night! We normally do the Thanksgiving jelly, like any civilized folk, but as of late I need MOAR CRAN. So we grabbed a six pack. Yeah, it gets a little wild out here in the WNY. 000
Garth Ferengi's Quark Place @roundthewheel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Never. My wife's homemade is the only way. She puts orange juice and vanilla in it! NEVER I SAY 260
Robert @robaato.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Hands up if your parents had one of these in with the silverware. Both hands up if you didn't know what it was for until right now. 000
Melissa (TheBookN3rd) @thebookn3rd.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Yeah, my hubby and I had this argument. He claims what my mother makes (using whole cranberries, orange juice, sugar, and orange zest) is cranberry RELISH. I call it "whole cranberry sauce" and the other "jellied cranberry sauce" and he claims I'm wrong. 100
vigi-seals.bsky.social @vigi-seals.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I don’t even eat meat anymore but I still have this with some mashed pot.s. Best thing to ever come out of a can!😉 000
Sir Mattrick Stewart @darthastuart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024John, I've been married for 20+ years. At first, my wife and in-laws indulged my demands for this absolute freaking Thanksgiving staple. It just occurred to me that it's quietly vanished from our bounty. That changes this year, goddamnit. Thank you for the reminder. 010
TL Alchemista Antifascista @tlalchemista.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I make and serve both! Cranberry sauce with pomegranate seeds and orange zest, and a big ol' can for slicing. Both have a place at the table. 010
Kelson @k-e-l-s-o-n.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The can is to be sliced and served as rounds, not mashed 000
Per Kelly (they/them) @heyperegrine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I mean, this stuff is good. But homemade I can shovel into my mouth in astonishing quantities. Cranberries, water, a little less sugar than the bag says. And a little fresh jalapeño if I'm feeling spicy. I'll still eat the can stuff too though if someone brings it. 010
Charlie Cottrell, Guitar Strummer @xeyeti.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I don't eat *any* cranberry sauce and even I know this is true. 000
Kittencaboodle @kittencaboodle0210.bsky.social · 26/11/2024UNFOLLOWED. You can make it up to me by making a Thanksgiving burrito with turkey, stuffing, whipped sweet potatoes, and whole berry cranberry sauce. 000
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