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Stevis will try to keep people safe

@stevis23.bsky.social
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Husband. Father. Physicist. Umpire. Striving for Neutral Good but probably ends up more Lawful Neutral. SALA Team Six. He/him. "Noble in spirit and heart"--"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux Any reference to SALA are of course purely farcical.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 5h
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Pee-wee Herman: I Know You Are But What Am I?
Alt: Pee-wee Herman: I Know You Are But What Am I?
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 8h
Eric Schmitt humiliated after confusing Iowa Hawkeyes with Hawk, from Season 2 of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Syndicated footage proves that Jack Smith was not on board the Searcher on February 3 and has never conspired with either Princess Ardala or the Draconians.
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 20h
Stealing up 7-0, and running all the way home on the throw that gets away? Look that's on the Cubs to keep playing baseball, but the Padres clearly don't believe in karma.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator can't tell the difference between a men's pro team and a women's college one It ain't trans people disrespecting women's sports, it's Republicans
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
<to Chiarot> That's going to be confusing. Mind if we call you Johansson just to keep it straight?
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congress can fund and staff the Federal Accountability and Fairness Oversight Commission
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So this must have taken purchase orders, specific contracting actions... And I'm sorry, all of those little people need to be prosecuted for their Hatch act violations. Yes, they should be behind the big dogs, but we need to establish the consequences for following illegal orders.
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Powdered Toast Man Flying Hero
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Labor Campaign for Single Payer @labor4singlepayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what the latest research shows would happen for an average family if we moved to #MedicareForAll instead of a profit-driven, privatized health care system. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
Threads post by @marks_wells_rector. Text reads: 
"The new Yale Medicare-for-All study is bigger news than it's getting. 
An average insured family of 4 pays about $10k/year today.
With M4A they will pay nothing unless they have income above $200K.
Above $200K: 6% only on income OVER $200K.
No premiums. No deductibles. No copays.
For most Americans, Medicare for All isn't a tax increase. It's a massive healthcare cost cut."
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Atmosphere pulls out of Ed Sheeran concert tour
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like yeah, we do generally need to keep the energy of "how dare these people" and "we will prosecute them" The difference between Trump doing this and a progressive faction doing it is that theree are ACTUAL CRIMES to be prosecuted.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pete Hegseth insists on gender-affirming care for our troops.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm calling it the 1.2 because that's baseball talk and I don't want to deal with 1.6 repeating
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Arlington: "Release the Epstein Files."
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 21/09/2026
Paging @rahaeli.bsky.social your child has done it again
A side by side meme. The upper caption stretching across both images is "WHO WOULD WIN?" The left photo is a stock photo showing a Black man working at a laptop with an external monitor above it and a second laptop next to it, all three screens showing Very Important Terminal Code that he's staring intently at with his hands on the keyboard, captioned "multiple redundant systems designed by advanced engineering teams". The right is a yellow JCB backhoe being operated by someone in shadow, perched next to a pile of dirt and in the process of digging up more, captioned "One scrapey boi".
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Homer giving a bowling ball with his name engraved on it to Marge for her birthday
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It looks like Buffy has sent this to the only person she feels she can trust to look after it while she's occupied with a more immediate threat
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every news outlet shames itself by using the word “skeptic.” Skeptic implies someone waiting for evidence, not someone committed to ignoring it. Vaccine denialism does not deserve to be lent the prestige of critical thinking.
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The worm is still in there isn't it
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One side of this war has an elected legislature but it doesn't really have any power compared to the supreme leader and the council of guardian jurists, and the other is Iran.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Florida Man misses Michigan Senate debate
Abdul El Sayed debates an empty podium as Mike Rogers i guess skipped this debate?
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran tour went up faster than the Hindenburg
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Which side of the ball were we worried about again? #onepride
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Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The reason we cannot surrender on "the sports issue" in exchange for other rights is because a surrender there is fundamentally a concession that trans women are not fundamentally women but just "men it is polite to pretend are women", and if we accept that, the rest of the edifice tumbles
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he knows Robocop can't touch him because he's an OCP employee
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This whole scene is even weirder when you consider that neither Ted Cruz nor John Cornyn nor Ken Paxton matriculated at UT... but James Talarico did
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn't know the game was in Cancun.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favorite thing about this poll is that ‘Accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues business opportunities in the Gulf’ came in last. Deeper bench than the ‘92 Dream Team.
Bar chart from Data for Progress titled 'Trump's Handling of the Epstein Files Is Seen as the Most Concerning Corruption-Related Action.' An August 28–31, 2026 survey of 1,167 U.S. likely voters asked which of Trump's second-term actions are most concerning, selecting up to two. Results: declining to fully release the Epstein files, 22%; directing federal law-enforcement investigations against political opponents, 17%; using the presidency to enrich his properties like Mar-a-Lago, 17%; growing his family's cryptocurrency business including Trump meme coins, 15%; family and associates moving between government roles and private ventures, 15%; pardoning allies including Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, 12%; easing regulations in industries where his family has financial interests, 12%; selling early access to his social media posts for up to $100,000 a month, 11%; accepting millions in White House ballroom donations from companies with business before the government, 11%; accepting a luxury jet from Qatar while the Trump Organization pursues Gulf business, 9%, last among the listed actions. 'None of these are concerning to me' drew 18% and 'Don't know'
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t think people understand how dire the situation is. Conservatives already declared victory on stripping Title IX of protections for sexual assault victims. Now they’re moving onto transgender people and athletics. They want to completely defang the law to allow all gender discrimination.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beware of anyone who is wistful about the aftermath of 9/11. It was a trauma blender of shock, grief, blood thirst, and racism— and it ushered in our surveillance state.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 11/09/2026
“To leave no loopholes Hitler exacted from all officers and men of the armed forces an oath of allegiance—not to Germany, not to the constitution, which he had violated by not calling for the election of Hindenburg’s successor, but to himself.” -Shirer, Rise & Fall of the Thrid Reich, p. 375
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I suggest this style for the minions. "No fatties" in these uniforms! 😉🤣
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a BRIBE. Name it.
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Thor: Because That's What Heroes Do
Alt: Thor: Because That's What Heroes Do
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Tess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So every Republican has to answer for him right now, right? Immediately? That's the rules right?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 06/09/2026
Can confirm this happened. From a witness on the scene, the man had a Blue Lives Matter hat, a blade, brass knuckles and a pistol.
Deranged republican tried to charge Acton at the Canfield Fair. Knocked two elderly people down in the process.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Once you notice this, it's the most obvious double standard in the political press. Democrats have to answer for the smallest voice even if it has no actual tie to them, but Republicans never have to answer for the insanely racist billionaire donor driving their entire party.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dumpster beef! "TRUMP IS GIVING YOU DUMPSTER BEEF THAT OTHER COUNTRIES THREW OUT" that's gotta be the message, man
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If the "Serena Williams kills me with her tennis serve" tweet became a real boy
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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