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Jason The Gosh Darned

@dartmanx.bsky.social
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Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.

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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#vegetablegardening 🌱 #garlicmemes
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump should show respect for the beliefs of his constituents by not getting a flu shot this year.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cheap ass is seriously considering buying (organic) garlic bulbs at the store to plant. 3 bulbs for $2 instead of 1 bulb for $4. #vegetablegardening
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Andy Barr has a commercial on featuring his daughter and all I can think is "that poor girl".
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm calling it official that I've switched my Java dev from Eclipse to VS Code and Eclipse can rest in hell where it belongs.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Second batch: Scotch Bonnet sauce. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta use the last of the peppers before they go bad. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7a
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ms Rachel: don't kill kids This guy: not being able to kill kids is Antisemitism!
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wife has her dream tickets to Phoebe Bridgers in Indy tomorrow night and is running a fever and coughing. Yay.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was looking for names of the most evil woman in history and went with number 2, Erma..someone suggested "J.K. Rowling" and I was like "whoa there, Satan".
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ow. I mean Service Academy grads are dicks anyways but yeah, this sums it up.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Father in law watching PL soccer: "all that space and they could be playing American football " Me: "I've never seen a 320 pound cornfed British midfielder."
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I passed a cyber truck with a passenger. Possible kidnapping?
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Plant your own garden you brown four-legged asshole. #vegetablegardening #zone7b #deersuck
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's gonna be a hellacious El Nino. youtu.be/IvmeUStFvz8?...
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"El Nino" Chris Farley
YouTube video by Christopher Farr
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bug report. "So it's an edge case but not really an edge case. Kind of like the Hot Topic of edge cases."
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just so you know who renamed Lake Ontario.
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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday comrades ✊🏻
Four-panel political cartoon. An older white man in a suit warns two workers, one Black, one white, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie." While he distracts them, the workers wrestle the plate of cookies away from him and ultimately share them peacefully together.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So many pepperoncinis the toddler get bored and walked away. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Managed to get the sprayer of liquid fence away from the toddler before getting to the "emergency bath" point.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Four seasons of Ted Lasso but I still think of Juno Temple from her one season of Fargo.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This tomato has seen some **** man. #vegetablegardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wait, I want a dog robot to humanely chase deer and rabbits away from my garden. I can hear the metallic barking in my head.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since when was he ever nice? He literally posted celebrating James Comey's death.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just watched Lanterns episode 2. I need an Earl for my garden to deal with the deer and rabbits.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No. No, no. No. Just no.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world lost one of its greats.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pumpkin spice season starts tomorrow. #loweffortai
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's wrong little bunny? Don't like scotch bonnet peppers? #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My evil scheme to follow every person who posts pictures from their garden is working. I have almost as many garden pictures in my feed as the regular stuff. Coming this week: my first green beans.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
New toddler gardening lesson: "we wash our hands after picking peppers."
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Posted practical advice to the university parents group for incoming students, hopefully it overcomes the volume of helicopter rotors.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Apparently the Tarkin Doctrine is not an approved method of convincing toddlers to nap.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Coming in from the garden is like going into a walkin freezer.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Today's harvest. I think I got sent the wrong seeds in at least one case. #vegetablegardening #catgardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So I bought myself a chair for outside...
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I forced it to rain last night by watering everything on the porch. It was part of my plan to not have to water the main garden. #vegetablegardening #zone7b #iamtherainking open.spotify.com/track/7s4JCy...
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Rain King
Counting Crows · August And Everything After · Song · 1993
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So the Calcium Nitrate I applied to the tomatoes after the deer visit is causing the tomatoes to bust out of the cages but not necessarily flower. Going to hit them with some potash tonight. #vegetablegardening #zone7b #deerstillsuck
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If Biden or Obama had been named in the Epstein Files the way Trump is, a Republican nutjob would have assassinated them in the street by now.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No, Ashley Garibay was not a necessary sacrifice so 2A nutjobs could sit in front of their open gun safe and jerk off.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dude wandered into the wrong part of town.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The worst thing about going to Hell will be being surrounded by shocked MAGA.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
RIP Mitch McConnell, 2/20/1942 - 8/4/2026. 8 days left to live.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This tomato (Cherokee Purple) is all WHATEVAH I DO WHAT I WANT. #vegetablegardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stupid no good powdery mildew I hate it so much. #vegetablegardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I went out to my garden and did some weed. Weeds. I pulled weeds.
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Debra @kalaka58.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I could make a biopic of Mansa Musa and cast a white man at him, and Republicans wouldn't say a word.
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