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Jere

@ceilican.bsky.social
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My personality is like 90% “dachshund dad.” Quality Engineer in the automotive industry, General-Purpose nerd. He/Him

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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The face of a relentless squirrel chaser. I had to trick him into drinking water after his unsuccessful hunt.
Short haired black and tan dachshund with his tongue hanging way out.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Age check.
Screen grab of a Reddit post asking “what are these plug-ins on my wall?” Accompanying a photograph of a coaxial cabl port.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Not a video gamer but I want to play) What's your "origin" game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
The first edition Star Wars RPG released by West End Games
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, and I could not care less what that arrogant prick would have to say about it.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring. Hot take here.
Abaddon the Despoiler from Warhammer 40,000
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had a short visit with this little buddy.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump making us HOMES-less via executive order.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/08/2026
NEW: ProPublica’s @jessecoburn.bsky.social chronicled how a Texas artillery factory failed to produce a single usable shell. The fiasco ended up costing the Army half a billion dollars. Here are the lapses in planning and execution our reporting uncovered.
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The Costly Blunders in the Army’s $533 Million Fiasco
ProPublica revealed how a rushed effort to arm Ukraine with artillery shells wasted half a billion dollars in taxpayer funding. Here are the biggest takeaways from that reporting.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had a pretty mighty pop up storm; heavy rain and strong winds. Tore off one of my oak limbs. There’s a section of damaged fence, but at least it missed the car.
Large oak tree limb, fallen on the ground. Maybe fifty feet long with plenty of green leaves.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/08/2026
agnesmontague on tumblr: "ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs"

stellarskyes: "after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?"

agnesmontague: "i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out"
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SMBC a little late to the discourse.
Person 1: if you had a choice between ten trillion dollars or flipping a coin for a 50% chance to win twenty trillion dollars and a shiny button, what would you pick?

Person 2: obviously the second thing. Can you even math?  

Caption: people who think expected value maximization is always logical weird me out.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie Monty Python and the Grail.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I super identify with the face of my Perturabo figure.
Close up of an action figure’s head. The expression looks annoyed and he has dark circles around his eyes.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
A two-panel meme featuring Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender. 

Top: Aang smiling normally: "the last airbender".
Bottom: A grey goatee added to Aang's chin: "the last airflexo".
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Maximum Odysseus!
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to take a moment and talk about what this means from my perspective as a quality professional. Probably the most important part of a QMS is the integrity of the people executing it.
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Planet of the shadout Mapes.
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Last year I got this misting sprinkler to fight the Midwest heat. The big dog wanted to fight it, the little dog wanted to avoid it. This year, though, they’re enjoying the gentle cooling mist.
Dachshund head in profile with the misting stand behind him. Longhaired dachshund, quite wet, smiling at the camera.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/07/2026
u/KlM0159 in r/ask:
Is Spongebob freeuse?
Is he old enough?

nibbled _ banana:
Dawg what

KIM0159:
I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just finished “Bloodlines” by Chris Wraight this morning. I’m not a big crime reader, but I really enjoyed it. What I really liked was the view into the day-to-day of the Imperium. I think a lot of the misery of the setting gets lost in the focus on leaders and the military. I recommend it
Cover for the Warhammer 40k novel “Bloodlines”
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thorin Little stink Fluff muffin Baby boy Tho-ren-ishii Snuggly Buggly boy
My long haired dachshund, his head on the bed, ears akimbo.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy dachshund day! Longest day for the longest dog.
Two black and tan dachshunds looking at you; one with a side-eye, the other smiling.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here’s Thorin getting to do his third most favorite thing in the world.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got a score of four. I feel like oysters, crab and shrimp shouldn’t count, though.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My job is developing aftermarket car parts; part of our qualification process requires on vehicle testing. Our test loop takes us onto the interstate where we set cruise control to 60mph (limit 70/65 depending on where) I feel bad for folks that get stuck behind me.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Man, I love underworlds warbands. I especially love that Thyrielle here seems to be armed with Egg Shen’s Six Demon Bag.
The marketing photo of “Thyrielle’s Zephyrites”; and elf band consisting of two archers with bows, one with a spear and lantern, a fox, and wizard holding what seems to be a bottle with the spout facing straight out and steamers flowing in from, giving the impression that wind is blowing out of the bottle.
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David White @dwhite10701.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There was a quote that said something like Black people worship a Jesus who knows what it's like to be lynched, while white people worship a Jesus who will forgive them for being part of a lynch mob.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Debate Club
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The dogs are on high alert. A calico breached the perimeter and escaped through a small gap under the fence. Thorin keeps investigating the gap to see if there’s an angle where it’s big enough for him. Leman is investigating the cat’s trail to find where the initial breach occurred.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 22/04/2026
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Scott Lynch
@scottlynch78.bsky.social
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
6:38 PM • Apr 1, 2026
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 13/04/2026
Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Plot That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
George Lucas
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly.
Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap.

Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card.
Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty.

Blue frowns in frustration.
Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage.

Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board.
Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
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Pebble @cloacadentata.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)
Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16

"Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 04/02/2026
What's that you say! It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
independent.co.uk
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2026
new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 25/01/2026
I expect every single law enforcement officer of any kind to be willing to die rather than risk killing a person unnecessarily. Anyone who does not like that tradeoff should not seek to carry a gun on behalf of the government. It's really that simple.
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Jere @ceilican.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Raise your hand if you bought the Siege Assault battle group just to get the last bit you needed to kitbash up a Siege Breaker consul.
Photograph of a Space Marine commander wielding a Thunder Hammer made from various parts of multiple kits.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 13/01/2026
I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
Harvey Manfrenjensenden
@WhipChatterly

Guillermo Del Toro: I would like to make Hellboy Ill, please.

Hollywood: Nah, dude. Not profitable enough.

GDT: Then I will make my own film about Abe Sapien's cock & balls. It will win awards & make America uncomfortably horny.

*later*

H: The fuck?

GDT: Never doubt me.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 10/01/2026
Lmao
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