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Nick

@itsthatguy01.bsky.social
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He/him I have no idea why you came, but look around if you wish. I like cooking, videogames, and various silly hobbies to pass the time until the sun swallows the earth.

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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/01/2026
Bluesky fires shots at Twitter (X)’s Grok “Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it”
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
 Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads “HAMBURGER HELPED”
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Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner @buttly.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Thinking about Jordan Peterson reacting to No Scrubs for the first time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2025
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The bunny harvestman (Metagryne bicolumnata) looks like a bunny operating a spider-legged mech-suit. Native to the rainforests of Ecuador, they're harmless (no venom glands) & eat rotting vegetation & some small insects. They belong to Order Opiliones. Just a little guy. (📷: Andreas Kay)
It's a yellow-shaded 'daddy long-legs' as we used to call them, a harvestman.  But on its 'back' is a black shape that can only be described as looking like a bunny carved out of tar, with two little yellow dots and two "horns" that look like bunny ears.  It sits on a green leaf with some little water droplets and maybe some bird poo behind it?
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James Hodden @jameshodden.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2025
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 30/01/2025
It’s sad these things even need to be repeated.
Moon landing is true, climate change is a fact, Evolution is a fact, earth is not flat.
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 30/01/2025
A Trans Woman is a woman and a Trans Man is a Man. End of discussion.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2025
Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level theonion.com/disturb...
Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 21/01/2025
Your validity is not dictated by an executive order. (Trans colored heart)
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
*the first guy to see a wolverine kicks open the door and pours a drink* “You guys are not gonna believe this asshole gym-bro weasel we have next door!”
An asshole gym-bro weasel. Aka a wolverine
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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Sasha ✨ shop in bio @alexskyline.com · 09/12/2024
A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will
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Abby Kate @itsabbykate.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh I’m sorry, did you think this dnd oneshot was going to take any less than minimum six hours? Wrong. Order some chinese takeout, strap in, and get ready to dungeons some dragons. This is your Saturday.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Souls were big in the '90s. They were getting reaved, everyone was talking about their calibur, and they even had their own asylum. Kids just don't get what it was like. Sure, souls got dark in 2011, but it isn't the same.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Another Friday night, another opportunity to put on a rubber Godzilla suit and destroy scale model cities
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/12/2024
Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge
Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge

-The Onion
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Monster Hunter @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com · 02/12/2024
The hunt begins on Bluesky! Spread the news, hunters! To kick things off, allow us to sneak in this reminder of the reveal of a returning monster that was first shown at New York Comic Con! The iconic Queen of the Land, Rathian, is back in all her majesty in Monster Hunter Wilds!
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D. @thkmadamedulac.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Introvert problems
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Squillium @squillium.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Made chadol doenjang, one of my favorite fast cooking soups. I can share the recipe if anybody is interested
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/11/2024
when u got that ADHD
A Man Escaped, Robert Bresson, 1956 📽️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/11/2024
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Gamer’s Fixation On Rayman Even More Unsettling For Not Being Sexual
STOW, OH—Expressing deep reservations about how or why one would otherwise become such a devoted fan of the platforming character, sources confirmed Wednesday that local man Joseph Lee’s fixation on t...
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
remember the reason for the season
image of a two-story Godzilla shaped Christmas tree covered in white lights in a Japanese mall
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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.
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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Pies (and baking in general) are so funny. So much of cooking doesn’t stress me out because you can taste throughout making it but a pie is like “well I spent hours making every single part of this, hope I didn’t fuck anything up along the way.”
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Not a great photographer, but they tasted excellent
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Not really doing anything special for Thanksgiving, so I made crab cakes. I'm taking myself on a date
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.
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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i absolutely hate being a killjoy but also i cant stop myself from being one
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
An abbreviated list of things I enjoy: #promosky B-movies Monster Hunter Final Fantasy XIV Cooking Talking about cookware Pathfinder RPG Warhammer Godzilla Reptiles Rock collecting Sci-fi & Fantasy books
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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𝒜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝑒 (Aunt-ifa) @auntkrazie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Don't try to explain
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.
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Tony @moneytone21.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but I'm kinda disappointed that a lot of the Black Friday deals on games are $50... Doesn't feel like much of a "Black Friday" deal to me 😅
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Won my chili cook off. But I tried so much chili that I'm now more bean than man.
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Coal15 @coal15.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I think I'm going to try to post at least one adorable animal picture per day.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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Nick @itsthatguy01.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For anyone who might be interested in my block list
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j0shc @wrestlingbrain.net · 20/11/2024
*sitting down with the character creator in every video game* “Now what if the grand hero of this grand adventure that everybody loves, looked exactly like me”
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Chris Hallbeck @chrishallbeck.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What idiot called it a McDonald’s fish sandwich and not a quarter flounder.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/11/2024
Show notifications from: ⚪️ Everyone ⚪️ People I follow ⚪️ People who follow me 🔘 People I have crushes on whose minor interactions with me in the forms of likes and retweets I will scrutinize for days
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Matt is a Dork @monkeydmatt15.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over
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aerial ❤️‍🔥 @aaeriaal.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
stardew makes me feel like I’d be good at farming and then I remember I can’t keep a house plant alive
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