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she/they 💙💜💖 🧡💛🤍💖💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 25 card-monkey and general gaming enjoyer i paint little space fascists and little superheroes

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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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cam winter @spaghetmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tryin something out early >:3
A selection of Warhammer Tone Pro paints with two brushes lying on top of them, in front of a water cup and an Emperor’s Children space marine on a painting stand.The same Emperor’s Children marine positioned next to an open pot of the Hierotek Green Tone Pro paint.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Trump represents is an ideology of oppositional defiance disorder. Spending a small fortune on a terrible polluting vehicle in order to own the libs.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
cthulhuey lewis & the news @tresdessert
NILES THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD
[photo of wrestler The Undertaker but god damn if he doesn’t look like Frasier with guyliner and a goatee]
9:19 PM • 2015-10-19
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 25/09/2026
The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward cunty passable penises #freebugs
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to all the guys who can't remember a thing about your early life but can still play all your favorite childhood video games from muscle memory: pghrt.diy
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A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
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cam winter @spaghetmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my opponent told me Cleansing Wildfires keep eating his Urza’s Towers so i asked how many Towers he has and he said he just went to the map and gets a new Tower afterwards so i told him it just seems like he’s feeding Towers to Wildfires and then his Boulderbranch Golem started crying #MTGPauper
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love when a woman looks at me with big, wide eyes shining with tears and says "glk glk glk *sputter* *cough* glk glk glk glk"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/09/2026
The problem with the modern day is that we’re so obsessed with subversive media and complex characterizations that you can’t even call someone a “good girl” anymore, you have to call them a “morally gray girl”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post of the year
Reality Fracture seems to be a true love letter to Magic the Gathering, featuring a wealth of well-crafted references to beloved cards and characters. And so, it only makes sense that this year’s world championship will feature Star Trek booster draft.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 17/09/2026
The two types of colorshifted card in Reality Fracture
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Harry Potter Fanfic Sex Cult styled like the TMNT logo
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
Guys let’s all inject exogenous hormones and change our sexes
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 17/09/2026
Car dealers are a reliable and influential power bloc for Republicans. Today on Assigned, @emarcadia.bsky.social writes that Democrats should politicize them and pursue them and other bastions of Republican power as relentlessly as Republicans have pursued the Democratic coalition.
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Consider the Car Dealerships - Assigned Media
Republicans have long waged war against Democratic constituencies. What if we turned the tables?
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morning Kittens
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cam winter @spaghetmonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
balsamic vinegar-olive oil pasta with sautéed veggies and garlic hits so fucking good when ur high
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There was probably at least one guy who managed to have sex with a flapper and also go to a Depeche Mode show
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 15/09/2026
FBI Director Kash Patel told lawmakers he changed the bureau's hiring standards to eliminate bestiality as an automatic disqualifier because he did not want to bar trafficking victims who had been forced to have sex with animals reut.rs/4yFCKuV
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cam winter @spaghetmonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
workin on magneto for @atomicmassgames.bsky.social’s Marvel Crisis Protocol :3
An image of a half-painted Magneto miniature with heavy volumetric highlighting. His spandex-covered bulge may be slightly too emphasized but that’s OK. He doesn’t tuck and that’s based.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
The only way Ed Sheeran comes out of this well now is if he complains to Ed Sheeran about Ed Sheeran's silence and withdraws from the rest of the Ed Sheeran tour, even though he's grateful to Ed Sheeran and still loves Ed Sheeran.
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may @maysuser.name · 15/09/2026
a lot of the fearmongering around trans kids in sports comes from parents who, if it marginally increased the odds of their kid getting a sports scholarship, would transition their kids in a heartbeat
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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Michael Karanicolas @karanicolas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Democrats were serious they would go straight for the jugular of the crypto industry as soon as they take power. There’s public policy reasons to do this (name a non-crime use case), but also it cuts off a major artery for Republican support and corruption.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also known as a Portland Goodbye.
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That's right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven't watched a movie in weeks and Mommy's Letterbox fucking sucks. Puppy don't you dare open up Balatro oh my god.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Jace was really a villain he would have made sure Jiang and Mowu would never be separated
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the council of fgts convening to allow hatecriming Jace
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/09/2026
“Ooo! That one got ’em stirred up, Zangorn! Let’s blow!”
“Ooo! That one got ’em stirred up, Zangorn! Let’s blow!”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10/09/2026
this place is lowkirkenuinely run by right wing libertarians who have the emotional constitution of babies
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Dani🇵🇸 @danidoesmagic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crazy new 4 card combo I found for Magic the gathering #MTGFracture
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 25/06/2026
Experience the World of Troon®
Experience the World of Troon®
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Strong men make weak times. Weak men make strong cheese. Strong chease make chease whease. And chease whease make pees dees.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SNAP kids are just as deserving of a birthday cake, a soda, & a little childhood joy as any other kid. Kids shouldn’t have to understand their family’s financial situation before being allowed to be excited about cake. Somehow we’ve reached where that apparently requires a congressional hearing.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 08/09/2026
you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly
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