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Zomg Wtf

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Get out. Do you have stairs in your 🏠?

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saving this for future use
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sixty-nine years ago today, Sputnik 1 became the first object launched into Earth orbit. приятный.
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i know it's yet another "donny wriggling his way out of THIS one" but come the fuck on how on fucking earth hasn't he been impeached yet literal treason language in a campaign speech
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As far as I’m concerned the fediverse stands for "federal agent universe”
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I give you : the Potoo
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Zomg Wtf @zomg-wtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
… I make a lot less than $1 billion and I’m fine. How is it controversial to say that nobody needs$1 billion?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then what happened after that though
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Zomg Wtf @zomg-wtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s hard not to laugh-cry bitterly at the unnecessary harm the poorly educated are levying upon themselves and the innocents under their control
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/09/2026
This is now a sycophancy test. Joking about it I’ll accept, barely, but anyone who even remotely indulges this is a coward
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Zomg Wtf @zomg-wtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for these meddling kids and their legendary super sayian Woku.
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't comply. rfkjr wants all the pickled mice for himself
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every time i see michael tracey on my timeline he's defending some kind of sex crime - it's crazy. How does one guy get so pro-rape
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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a Vic Berger video
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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it couldn't be the fact that I'm an asshole who set my grandchildren's future on fire. it must be woke therapy
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
Janice Turner: Is your ADHD diagnosis really helping you?
A huge increase in those claiming the condition as well as receiving Pip to cope with it risks creating a lost generation
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Zomg Wtf @zomg-wtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Mercy of Gods This was clearly written by somebody with severe anxiety. I feel incredibly seen. 
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda wild to remember that most normal people have no idea who Hasan piker is, and when you explain that he's a twitch streamer you almost always get a response of "oh, then who cares?"
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Zomg Wtf @zomg-wtf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am at a loss of ways to try to scream and yell that we are already in a literal war with the hyper wealthy, and that their plans and designs already cross a threshold of what is considered violence against the public 
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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
go birds
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Double becatted.
Mac and Cheese sleep on my lap and legs.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Goretrude Poisons ☄ @gertrudeprkns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine what could have changed if they'd done this ten years ago, or even five
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 21/09/2026
"the response to the situation" you could turn it off. like unplug the data centers. hope this helps,
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trucker at the bar last night told me his gas costs have gone up bc of the war. Tariffs have depressed freight loads. Worse, AI trucking may replace his job. I told him "Trump has a poll on whether we should rename AI to Superior Intelligence." He said "Sir, thank you Trump Sir" and burst out crying
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
i fucking told you lmao www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Then they came for the rightwingers and I said nothing because I am neither left nor right, so
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‎ @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
i should really be getting into scamming the elderly. that's tax free money.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 20/09/2026
People should be mad they’ve been manipulated but also I hope people wonder why even in conditions that allow participation that there’s less than 10 *out* collegiate trans athletes that this group could find. There’s over 200,000 division 1 college athletes, for example.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
“Republicans are murdering pregnant women” is actually probably a smart thing for all democrats to start talking about
A chart showing that women are almost twice as likely to die while pregnant in states with abortion bans vs states without
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bsquiklehausen @bsquiklehausen.com · 16/09/2026
Damn it's crazy there's no other way to power trains.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh he's for sure not planning on leaving office peacefully lol
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/09/2026
if you’re going to invite proven liars on your program this is the only way to handle it just call them out in real time for their bullshit if you’re not prepared to do this then you’re not prepared to have them on
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone I care about and love is struggling emotionally, underemployed, worked to the fucking bone, forsaken by basically everyone outside of their communities. I’m inclined to be a lot more forgiving toward my trans siblings right now than I otherwise might in a perfect world, and so should you
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Which brings us to a figure published Sept. 16 that the market barely registered. Global emissions from fossil fuels are set to fall by roughly 0.5% this year, according to Carbon Brief.

That would be the first annual decline since the pandemic year of 2020. No treaty producedBsky post by me: [trump, responding to reporters] many people are talking about this, many smart people, they're calling it degrowth
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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scare-anatar 🎃 @vibecode.rodeo · 20/09/2026
#cornwatch #soybeanwatch
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Hieronymous Alloy @hieronymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/clarence-t... If we had a justice system this would already be filed.
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If Clarence Thomas Wasn't a Supreme Court Justice He Would Have Already Been Charged With Felony Tax Fraud in Virginia.
Sufficient evidence exists in the public record.
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