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alarmist morisette

@technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
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I work for a company you hate, building products that you hate even more, but not as much as I do. Also I am not fun at parties, I have no idea why people keep speculating about this. Note to leftoids: this is irony, a non-literal form of humor.

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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember how we forced German POWs to watch videos from the concentration camps?
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what does it mean if I have no idea what any of this is about
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It can't be stressed enough, the only way to deal with Republicans is to shove their own medicine down their throat, twice as hard as necessary, and laugh while you're doing it, until they beg you to reverse their own policy.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't think we can prove whether AI is conscious or intelligent any more than we can any human on the other side of a chat screen. The bigger question is, what would be the implications of that determination? What would have to change if we decide they are conscious? Nothing? Everything?
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The leopards... ah fuck it I can't do it. Nobody deserves to have their child murdered by the police, no matter who they voted for, no matter how dumb they are.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For God's sake, this is craven. The Russians have been trying to obliterate US companies in Ukraine repeatedly and with some success. The US government says nothing at all.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
didn't occur to me before but there must be a *ton* of Scientologist-Trumpism connections.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No matter how many times you game shit out, this is the only thing that’s true.
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The platonic ideal of a Republican
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tee hee
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll have what he's having
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1.) I strongly believe Dems should hold the line on trans rights 2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out 3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are protestors I support, and there protesters that I want the police to fire upon until they run out of ammunition. Everything is contingent.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If only SK gets nuked, that's the optimistic scenario.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the two weeks following a mass shooting at a school, children will have access to all-you-can-eat tater tots, provided of course that they say a prayer first.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/09/2026
the best way to put it is that these people are not *voters*, if the term denotes a person who routinely goes to the polls to cast a ballot. they are, instead, *trump fans* who go to the polls to cast a ballot for donald trump, who is their parasocial father
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Nied [5'7"] @nied.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But most people don't see code, nor do they see someone using Claude to figure out a weird permissions issue in a self hosted B2B app. They see dickbag startup founders saying they're going to help bosses fire everyone, or shitty slop art.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'd love to know who spanked Musk so badly at chess that he's still posting sour grapes about it at least a decade later. Probably it was a girl.
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This one's been a favorite of mine for years now
Flashlight meme, one huge flashlight with a smaller beam and one tiny flashlight with a far brighter beam

Smaller beam is labeled "Das Kapital" by Karl Marx

Super bright beam is labeled "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Todd Walker @toddwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every. Fucking. Time.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A stark metaphor for vibe coding
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who knows if it sticks, but for now haha suck it Bezos lmao
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Matt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
It is only vibe coding if it comes from the vibe region in France. Otherwise it is just sparkling computer generated security risk
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My crack at Natalie Harp mania. She's obviously a stone cold weirdo, but what's more telling is how the White House is hyper-defensive about she clings to Trump like a barnacle. Having a full-time babysitter draws attention to Trump's age. www.salon.com/2026/08/19/t...
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Trump aide Natalie Harp nurses his decline
The president's defensive reaction to rampant speculation reveals his fear of aging
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bill Clinton got House and Senate Democrats (zero Republicans) to pass a bill that cut the deficit by $500 billion through a mix of tax increases and spending cuts, setting the table for years of economic growth and a fiscal surplus. The party's reward was a crushing defeat in the 1994 midterms.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Christ, he's even losing the meme war, what are we doing here
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Gregory Kohn @kohngregory.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jason Arday was an adult with agency. But he was also a vulnerable person who deserved care. And instead he was treated like a trophy, both by those who hoped to wrap themselves in his mantle and those who hoped to display him on their wall. A true tragedy, but one with villains.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sweded
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"cover me while I golf" is certainly a message to the troops
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Something of a point - the DPRK pursued nukes, Ukraine repudiated them, and now its North Korean soldiers killing Ukrainians with impunity not the other way around
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My life got so much better when I started acting like an adult. This included: 1. Using sunscreen 2. Flossing daily 3. Quitting alcohol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oh, economics? that‘s just a bunch of shitlib nonsesne. my waifu Karl Marx would never stoop so low as to engage with economics- *whispers in ear* oh shit. ooooooooh shit
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yesterday RFK Jr. claimed that the measles outbreak arose from kids not getting vaccinated during “lockdowns”. As the Secretary of Health and Human Services, he has had the power to roll out a massive vaccine program to fill the alleged gaps since February 13th, 2025. He has failed to do so.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A very serious Rural Politico once told me "Dems have to go to farmer meetings! We gotta be where the people are!" I was in fact in a farmer meeting at that very moment! So I live-texted him the meeting. They were complaining that they want indentured workers that they don't have to pay or feed.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This movie has the fucking juice
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thanks to GLP-1 I finally slimmed my ass down to where I can wear 5" inseam hot pants, and now this bullshit
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This goes beyond owning the libs and starts to brush up against losing a $60 million aircraft, a trained pilot, and a few dozen civilian taxpayers. High T, low IQ
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah the joke is tired, inaccurate, unhelpful. The targets have never heard it and wouldn't understand it if they did. Good intentions, but let's figure out a different joke here.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oof ouch owie
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Could I fine-tune this to retribution rather than revenge? "We are allowed to impose crippling fuel economy standards because you banned windmills." Median and low-info voters will credit this reasoning even though it's dumb (perhaps because it's dumb). And it's hugely important to reinforce.
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He finally committed to a position.
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