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Zev زيف זאב

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The king can die the monkey can die Jerusalem Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online ✡️🍁🦅🕎

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 19h
I don’t think the roman helmet guys on musk’s csam emporium know this one (from josephine quinn’s how the world made the West)
By now the Roman imperial economy depended heavily on African agriculture, manufacturing, and trade, much of which was in the hands of Africans themselves. At the same time, local landowners attained great power and status in Rome: by the 180s CE nearly a third of Roman senators were of African origin.[33] These were men like Septimius Severus,
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 20h
if you think Jewish peoplehood is an artificial construct invented in 1902 then kindly block me ahead of time so i don't have to see your posts
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'an artificial sense of unity among Jewish people across the globe' go fuck yourself
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Punctuations marks in Hebrew are relics of a brutal colonial system” that “turned Hebrew into a spoken language” thereby creating “an artificial sense of unity among Jewish people from all over the globe” and thus led to Zionism/Israel/genocide. Well, it’s certainly a creative chain of reasoning.
“This ambition inevitably leads to overreach. If punctuation played a role in everything, what about, say, the war in Gaza? Hazrat finds a link. “Punctuation marks in Hebrew,” she explains, “are relics of a brutal colonial system that is far from over.” Adding punctuation turned Hebrew into a spoken language, “paving the way for an artificial sense of unity among Jewish people from all over the globe, encouraging them to move to the land that already had people—a people made to suffer and bear the brunt of European anti-Semitism in the most horrendous ways for generations.” It seems (the reason is not altogether clear) that, had Yiddish been the official language of Israel, atrocities might have been avoided.

Zionist complicities aside, Hazrat is a punctuation enthusiast, though there are a few marks that she is not very fond of”
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, I'm not even upset because she just fabulously stupid:
Squirrel rejecting 9/11 trutherism while also saying she doesn't mind it because it's based on conspiracies about Mossad. Squirrel claiming that Schindler's List is the most evil movie in history on par with Triumph of the Will and Birth of a Nation
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 01/10/2026
Every time I open twitter I’m hit with absolutely rank antisemitism *from the left*. This guy is a correspondent for the fucking Nation.
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I challenge you to show me material proof of systemic/procedural antisemitism in New York.
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It's funny that one loud camp is (predictably) saying that Mamdani's antisemitism plan is not Zionist enough, while another is claiming it's (somehow) too Zionist. What both overlook, because neither really care, is the project of fighting antisemitism in NYC o...
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone on twitter got into the zei squirrel discord and damn they are a full on nazi
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 01/10/2026
Andy Bernard, Cornell icon
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
back in the day if you needed a coat you could just go to The Coat Store and talk to the Coat Guy. but now a days the Coat Store also has to sell whiskey stones
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is possible to be propagandized by things which are true.
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In terms of actual damage done who’s the most evil member of the cabinet? RFK Jr, Hegseth, possibly Musk?
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever anyone says "watching a genocide in realtime," i know that they're one of the people who made a virtue of watching the eqiuvalent of LiveLeak videos and boiled their entire brain
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like if they’re spewing conspiratorial crap or simply genuinely seem disappointed the plane didn’t crash 🚩
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone lucked the hell out on the terror attack today where the co-pilot stabbed the pilot, passengers took down the attacker *and* there seem to have been two off-duty pilots who were able to land the plane safely. Could have been one of the worst attacks for a while otherwise.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry, i don't yet understand what happened on the plane to Israel either but if your kneejerk is that this is a perfidious Israeli false flag you are just absurdly cooked and you need to change your life
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The man wearing this has the most incoherent political opinions you’ve ever heard
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Eventually all our graves go unattended”
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok but why did Madewell take fashion inspiration from the Jewish stoner in your high school class who found God on a trip to Tzvat?
A white robe-like wrap from the brand madewell with white fringe and blue stripes around the bottom and around the arm holes
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twitter is not being normal about Zohran quoting the Talmud
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My two favorite insane I/P takes recently are “settlements are bad because it’s YIMBYism” and “Hamas is evil because they’re landlords”
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so, uh, over on Twitter this guy who first became prominent as an anti-Zionist Jewish Israeli expat is now explicitly claiming the Blood Libel was real, that Ashkenazi Jews did kill Christian children to use their blood in Passover matzah & that Jewish historians have been covering it up.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 29/09/2026
person talking to computer, saying "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
computer replies ">you got it, boss"
person replies "oh my god."
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*cries* Mamdani has turned to talmudism!
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re discoursing “ya’ll” at the other place
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/... Lawrence Shenkin is a mensch and a believer in peace who is being directly, unconscionably, and illegally screwed over by the Israeli government because his menschlichkeit is offensive to those in power, and everyone should know his name
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Israel freezes aliyah for two Jews over activism protecting Palestinians
In both cases, the protective-presence activists, who did not know each other, had their passports photographed by a soldier or settler. These are the first known cases in which Israeli authorities ap...
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a genre of youtube videos that is basically "sovereign citizen successfully argues minor traffic infraction into 45-day sentence for contempt of court"
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Americans might tell you what state they’re from but New Yorkers will tell you they’re from a specific two and a half blocks of Queens
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel famously does have one of the cooler Santas
Santa on a camel next to the walls of Jerusalem
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Maggie Koerth @maggiek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot Take: I think we need to RETVRN to a time when everyone just wrote English however the fuck they wanted with no grammar or spelling rules and your own name could be spelled three different ways depending on how you felt that day.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOW, RCP polling average has Trump less popular than he was right after Jan 6 (which, to be clear, was *extremely* unpopular)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
month-ago me booked a 7am flight with no regard for today me, who'd really like to kick month-ago me's ass right now
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s going to take the credit for saving the Sunkist Jewish throwing candy
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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Zev زيف זאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Scroll of Estherer
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In awe of the main character from the Last Ditch Lesbian Bar story grappling with a *Hamas are bad because they're landlords* take.
"Nothing will radicalize you against Capitalism more than learning that Palestinians have to pay rent on the tiny patches of land they put those tents on."

"The concept of Hamas, a political party, being every landlord in Palestine is frying me. Genuinely need to ask people who believe that shit how much rent they pay to the GOP/DNC uniparty."
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grayscale image, originally from XKCD, showing a complicated structure of rectangular blocks all stacked on top of each other, with a single thin rectangle hidden in the corner holding the whole thing together. The structure is labeled "All American Jewish culture," and the thin rectangle is labeled with an image of Sunkist Fruit Gems.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Dragonite is a cool guy because he’s unpretentious. Like, he can kick your ass if he must because he’s a dragon but unlike Salamence, he doesn’t make his personality. He’d rather have a beer on the porch, you know?
A big goofy orange dragon
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