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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17m
RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 4h
Please read
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Free access to my essay in Current History: online.ucpress.edu/currenthisto...
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An Inheritance of Silence: Notes on Palestine
Silence can be inherited as surely as memory. A personal exploration of one Palestinian family’s hidden history uncovers unexpected connections across generations, revealing how private lives and poli...
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
By this logic, Jim Crow in the American South was no big deal, because in other parts of the US at the time, Black Americans could vote. I don’t think someone this well educated and intelligent really believes that.
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Veni vidi vici
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The problem with “Modern Africa vs 1939 Europe" is I live on the narrow land bridge between them
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Extremely Ottoman-coded
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey, when it's sunny out but it's raining, i say that's the devil telling his wife how much he respects her and views her as an equal
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Bob's Burgers illustrators love accurate buildings and infrastructure, down to the framing, plumbing, wiring. The boiler has an expansion tank. The power poles have transformers wired up just like they should be. There's a gas meter in the alley. The under-sink plumbing is detailed and correct
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Local news is so important, how else would we learn about beautiful 51 year old women who could be shot at us???
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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zoot car @bookhouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The same guy has been publishing the same "Ukraine should think about surrendering" article for more than 4 years now
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I still freeze when the UPS guy knocks and I know it’s the UPS guy and he’s delivering meds for my beloved cat, doesn’t matter, I freeze like an otter pop
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this was the device
Playskool children's tape recorder from 1995, a plastic child's toy with a red and white plastic microphone attached to a red and white tape recorder by a yellow telephone cord. This was used by millennials to record themselves singing the soundtrack to Aladdin or saying "fart poop butt" over and over again.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Threads is where the conversation is happening.
“If we came from monkeys, why are monkeys not turning to humans in zoo.”
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gandalf is not happy getting his nails clipped
A grumpy grey cat with long hair
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A roll of nickels would be even more affordable
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 14/10/2026
why are there several emoji for blood (🩸🅰️🆎🅱️🅾️) yet no emoji accounting for excesses of the other three humors? for phlegm, nothing. for yellow bile, nada. and for black bile, zippo. an astonishing oversight
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A 50 dollar bill
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
Alt: The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m guessing she doesn’t speak Hebrew
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"it's against the law for you to not love me" is the prevailing attitude among most people with actual power, and thus they beclown themselves at every opportunity
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/10/2026
this is a really novel and interesting approach to an opening statement in a televised debate
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
nicholas's relationship with rasputin is like. this classic, almost stereotypical case. in which the family desperate for anyone able to save their child gets taken advantage of by a conniving charismatic scammer. except that the family is literally the least sympathetic family on earth
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Treyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally unboxed the books I ordered from the Rabbinical Assembly, including this conversion book because it was on sale and I was curious. Original copyright was 1993 with a reprint in 2005.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
Ace Chemical Field (formerly Gotham City Stadium) ground
Post
rules: Pop flys that collide with helicopters or hovercraft remain in play. Balls that touch the Batwing are an automatic out for the
home team. If a ball in play touches a foreign substance sprayed onto the field, batter is awarded two bases if touching substance puts
fielder at risk of Jokerfication.
Fan interference will be met with ejection from the stadium. Fans who subject other fans to arcane, ironic, or vaudevillian punishments for fan interference will themselves be made
subject to a lifetime ban. Once lineup cards are exchanged, the umpire-in-chief alone decides whether a game will be delayed, suspended, or terminated due to supervillain interference. Masked vigilantes are not authorized to cancel games unless they can be held responsible for issuing the appropriate refunds to season ticket
holders.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No no, *my* community's embarrassing affiliation to a massive political movement with state power and a dark record should be judged by the diversity of its members and their intentions, *your* community's embarrassing movement is obviously judged by its actions only
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why do they call it "morning wood" instead of "the hard problem of consciousness?"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe the stuff they said about Roman emperors was real
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ROME (AP) — Vatican says Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and that the lower lobe of his right lung was removed.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shane Gillis broke the number one rule in controversial comedy, the joke has to be funny
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Was this entire country kicked in the head by a mule?
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I found my new favorite podcast
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+972 Magazine @972mag.com · 12/10/2026
The +972 Magazine team is saddened by the passing of Ori Goldberg, and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his family and friends. Ori was a valued contributor to +972 and you can read his writings at the link below. May his memory be a blessing. www.972mag.com/writer/ori-g...
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Ori Goldberg Archives - +972 Magazine
Ori Goldberg is an independent Israeli analyst and commentator. He holds a PhD in Middle Eastern Studies and has taught and lectured at universities worldwide. He is the author of four books on Shi‘i ...
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
speak for yourself, my ancient traditions were invented between 1570 and 1759 in Tsfat
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
רַבִּי יוֹחָנָן מִשְׁתַּעֵי: זִימְנָא חֲדָא הֲוָה קָא אָזְלִינַן בִּסְפִינְתָּא; וַחֲזֵינַן הָהוּא כְּווֹרָא דְּאַפְּקֵיהּ לְרֵישֵׁיהּ מִיַּמָּא, וְדָמְיָין עַיְינֵיהּ כִּתְרֵי סֵיהֲרֵי; וּנְפוּץ מַיָּא מִתַּרְתֵּי זִימֵיהּ כִּתְרֵי מַבָּרֵי דְסוּרָא. רַב סָפְרָא מִשְׁתַּעֵי: זִימְנָא חֲדָא הֲוָה קָא אָזְלִינַן בִּסְפִינְתָּא; וַחֲזֵינַן הָהוּא כְּווֹרָא דְּאַפְּקֵיהּ לְרֵישֵׁיהּ מִיַּמָּא, וַהֲוָה לֵיהּ קַרְנֵי וַחֲקִיק עֲלָיהּ: ״אֲנָא בְּרִיָּה קַלָּה שֶׁבַּיָּם״; וַהֲוֵינָא תְּלָת מְאָה פַּרְסֵי, וְאָזֵילְנָא לְפוּמָּא דְלִוְיָתָן. אָמַר רַב אָשֵׁי: הָהוּא עִיזָּא דְיַמָּא הוּא, דְּבָחִישָׁא וְאִית לַהּ קַרְנֵי.

Rabbi Yoḥanan relates: Once we were traveling on a ship and we saw a certain fish that took its head out of the sea, and its eyes had the appearance of two moons, and water scattered from its two gills like the two rivers of Sura. Rav Safra relates: Once we were traveling on a ship and we saw a certain fish that took its head out of the sea, and it had horns, and the following was inscribed on them: I am a lowly creature of the sea and I am three hundred parasangs long, and I am going into the mouth of the leviathan. Rav Ashi said: That is the goat of the sea, which searches through the sea and has horns.

(Talmud Bavli, Bava Batra 74a)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reading is kinda gay. Oh you’re experiencing the interiority of another guy? Pause.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World” has intense proxy pro-natalist vibes.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reminder: Columbus was not Jewish, no matter what you think you read/heard recently
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
once again, you're *supposed* to signal virtue, while also attempting to *possess* it.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
holy shit www.tmz.com/2026/10/12/r...
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'Breaking Bad' Star RJ Mitte Dead at 34
1:42pm PT -- RJ's reps tell TMZ ... "It is with profound sadness we share the tragic passing of beloved actor, philanthropist, and passionate disability rights advocate RJ Mitte."
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Using way too many candles, those things cost money!
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out Rainbow Capitalism is good because the alternative isn’t Rainbow Communism
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shifty faves of grady
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m officially 36, an adult most of my life
Partial selfi with happy birthday headband
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Archaeologist: Heinrich Schliemann and dynamite.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
one of the wildest stories we don't know the slightest thing about is the story of Phoenician mariners from Beirut seeking out, and eventually finding, the source of their tin in Cornwall
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