Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 10hJazz messaging me as I’m describing the emojis in someone’s post I sent her led to uhhhh this 4374
Reposted by Samantha BurnsADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10hAUDREY 👏 II 👏 WAS 👏 A 👏 PLANT 2212
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 10hGod I love people unironically getting mad at this and saying “nobody’s antisemitic, they hate genocide and the Zionists!” And I term search their account and they literally have said Hitler was right to call Jews rats and Jews run the porn industry 8779
Reposted by Samantha BurnsLiz as in lizard 🏳️⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The thing is it is a fantastic movie but also this is a hilariously prominent part of an otherwise normal schlocky horror movie 0103
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was high when I watched it and it took me a second to realize what was happening and I was like “Oh… OH NO.” 7625
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s like where’s Waldo but for finding the woman! I found two so far in all of these photos 1493
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was very odd to be sat next to a white lady in a breezy shirt on my return flight. like so you’re just advertising you stan domestic abusers, hmmm? 2251
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026learning today that norman rockwell invented pogging 414529
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amelia was very excited to see that I’ve returned, she even smiled for me lol. She normally doesn’t smile for me, only other people 090
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What’s interesting is she told me that I’m not allowed to ask flight attendants for help… but I just googled it and literally by law, they are required to assist disabled passengers with carry ons This is literally from the transportation dot gov website on disabled travelers’ rights 3903
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I swear, being made to feel like shit at airports by the employees is so standard for disabled people. Whether it’s the time the TSA agent mocked me for being “lazy” for using a wheelchair when I offered to walk through the metal detector TO MAKE HIS JOB EASIER Or this 2470
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just had a really bitchy flight attendant snap at me when I asked for assistance with putting my carry on in the overhead bin because I pre-boarded for disability and there’s nobody around to help me I love being disabled in this fucking world 21033
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not even joking about this one, I knew which account Jazz was referring to but I was like “I have them blocked” so I had to go unblock them just so I also could mock their absolutely A+ arguments 1221
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026uhhhhhhh…. Does she *want* to blow Platner? 1220
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026IMMMIGRANT*👏VOICES👏MATTER *immigrant solely refers to Panda Express 0180
Reposted by Samantha BurnsNarrative Matters (@itsnarrative on Twitter) @narrativematters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026as it should be 031
Reposted by Samantha BurnsSamantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This place is so random 3545
Reposted by Samantha BurnsSamantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ah yes, my favorite Rockwell painting: Clown with a Loaf of Bread 7936
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026George Lucas museum is hilarious. You start off with just a bunch of Norman Rockwell art and like there’s no explanation as to why it’s there. It just is. And I mean it’s really famous pieces too which is cool, I just don’t know why they’re here 718710
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Screaming and crying and throwing up at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art upon the devastating news that truck Chris, sexpest, did NOT own a truck 7393
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026still thinking about how the universal guest relations office basically exists for people who need help to stand for an hour in a long line in the sun for someone to tell you ”fuck you, personally” with a smile 0121
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got my juke juice from the sinners-themed bar 1210
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sinners maze was definitely very cool. You can tell they knew it was gonna be popular 1100
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To anyone wondering if that person is doing a bit, if they are, they’ve committed to that bit across many MANY platforms for multiple years. 10551
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026this ride is WAY WILDER than guardians. YOU WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN WITHOUT SHOULDER RESTRAINTS FOR A LONG TIME 3161
Reposted by Samantha BurnsUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You equate Apple with Samsung, yet you provide no evidence. I don't have an L shaped couch, I find them gouche, but I would like to talk about the Uyghur genocide since you're so close to the China. 1511523
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Will say, could’ve used the CD cenobite from Hellraiser 3. They (wisely or unwisely, depending on your POV) excluded the cenobites from 3 except for like Doc and statue Pinhead 2181
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026they made us walk through harry potter to get here 3231
Reposted by Samantha Burnspolitiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Trapped in a burning building) Firefighter: do you own this property?? Me: (cough cough) what? Firefighter: ARE YOU OF THE LANDOWNING CLASS? ANSWER QUICKLY OR PERISH! FIrefighter 2: hey joe this place is about to come down, get that guy and let's go! Firefighter: forget it... he's a *renter*. 1279438
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it is fascinating seeing unironic Terrifier fans I knew they existed, it’s just… normally they get laughed out of horror communities 040
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally on par with airlines in terms of accommodating disability 2324
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026universal studios is LITERALLY THE WORST for any sort of accommodations 1171
Reposted by Samantha Burnsmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026fast & furious: hollywood drift 10/10 hoooooooooly shit 2182
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nevermind, they basically told me to get fucked or use a wheelchair 2788
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So cool how the solution at universal studios for “what if I can’t stand for extended periods” is go to guest services Except guest services’ line is absurdly long and requires me to stand for an extended period 2562
Reposted by Samantha BurnsThomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit 122604440
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Hijab-inspired secular accessorization” is killing me Literally just cultural appropriation, but leftistly lmaoooo 7705
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh god Jazz was apparently talking about krispy kreme and the entire time I was on Dunkin’ Donuts website really confused as to why none of what she was saying was lining up with what I was seeing 0351
Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ooh we’ve got a new contender for some of the worst resist nicknames for Trump and friends 4310
