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I'm your mom. But better. Mom @ fuck . it And how cool is that email?

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“And by truly elite, I mean truly white.”
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why I cant click your substack links. Please move your blog.
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump administration suggests Canada is meddling in U.S. midterm elections: Ham The Fartful Codger is going to try to use Canada as a scapegoat for his bungling when he loses the midterms bigly. He will try to use the military to do it.
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Trump administration suggests Canada is meddling in U.S. midterm elections: Ham
U.S. political analyst Eric Ham discusses new rhetoric coming from the White House signaling that Canada will be blamed if the GOP loses midterm elections.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Latest AI safety guy to quit and issue a dire warning about the risks and the fecklessness of those in charge:
theatlantic.com
I Quit OpenAI Because Its Culture Is Broken
The industry’s approach to safety will guarantee more failures unless something changes.
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 04/10/2026
In a year or two: *video opens with Matt sitting on a couch in some basic-ass house.* “Well, got some bad news today…”
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mom is sad tonight. Even weed and memes aren't helping. My kids (late teen and young adult) aren't healthy and I just hate seeing them struggle.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it is hilariously fucking stupid to turn someone's job into a Survivor elimination challenge
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god. I can't keep explaining to people that Trump is uniquely crazy. Recognizing that is not the same as saying Canada should trust the US ever again. But building fossil fuel infrastructure that will last decades because of Trump's temporary threats is stupid and short sighted.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This or Ryan Reynolds "But why?"
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Hank Hill Says No
Alt: Hank Hill Says No
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god all sympathy to sarah for this ordeal. and BA was clearly a nightmare. the only thing I really miss about old twitter was the ability to tag an airline or business and actually get a response because they were afraid of going viral in a bad way. musk fucked that up.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dammit I hate this
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Setting my dry herb vaporizer to an angel number temperature (222C)
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ooooh.... noo......... I never even considered "chatgpt crispr biohacker" type of guy oh nooooooo
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good eye! You've noticed something important and you were right to call me out for that mistake—and honestly? It's impressive you can still type with the dyskinesia 😅
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I took up piano.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I remember that day very well (an online friend died there), and Trump was on TV all day. He sure as shit wasn't at Ground Zero.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm old enough to have never heard of any of these people
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, you don't like AI, the stochastic parrot that's encouraged multiple people to kill themselves, is destroying the environment, creating CSAM, and making the internet itself unusable? Well what if I remind you that people used to call TV 'the idiot box'? Bet you feel pretty different about AI now.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
US : we're putting tariffs on Canada because they're poop heads who are mean and don't recognize america first Canada : ok we'll put the same on you guys US : this is outrageous, unforgivable, this unprovoked economic warfare will not stand, we are just a little guy, and its our birthday
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh is bluesky dying again? who fuckin cares
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know you're not supposed to judge people based on looks and you can never "know" a person at a glance, but c'mon. I would cover *my* drink around this man. This guy looks like he graduated from a fast track course on sexual assault and verbal abuse. People can see this shit, right?
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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can say with a high degree of confidence that Dale Earnhardt would have HATED the cybertruck
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 01/08/2026
Dear Daily Mail, I have also had someone on Bluesky suggest that I consider the impact of my actions on other people. It was horrific.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Russian hacker thing on here might explain the weird uptick in blocks I've caught that were from accounts with 2k followers and no posts or replies.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My group chat are all talking about how paranoid you are
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Containers Of Mice and Men
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Dirty Old Man And The Sea
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
did LeBron choose the 76ers because that’s how old he is
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
only darth kelvin deals in absolute zeros
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
david_blue

Andrew Tate is what happens when an unlicensed "Testosterone Supplement" made purely of weevil farts gets its one wish to be an adult man who looks like if a 7-11 hot dog was left in the sun under a urine spigot.

But "less fun."
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Set aside 20 minutes to read the longest roast of any human being I have ever seen 🧵 He chose his target well.
Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 1d
My man looks like he's selling patent medicines out of the trunk of a Buick Park Avenue

My man looks like he exposed himself to a crossing guard

My man looks like he has a subscription to Seventeen
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/07/2026
"At first, I didn’t comprender what the announcers were saying. Except “¡Gooooooooooooool!” which is like the americano word for “goal,” but más grande. After a few días, I started to understand más y más. Los announcers on Telemundo were muy excited about fútbol! ¡It was contagioso!"
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I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymore
“Hola, Chad aquí, de Greenwich, Connecticut, a muy blanco área of los Estados Unidos. A few weeks ago, I decidir to watch Estados Unidos vs. Paraguay in fútb...
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 20/07/2026
All Tom had to do was comply with the constitution and international human rights laws and we wouldn’t have to try him at The Hague and exact extremely severe punishments against him. Sadly, he failed.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
wow fuck you asshole
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I remember when my Saturday nights used to be fun. Now I've been scrolling for 3 minutes and have been subjected to the photo of those Tate fuckfaces 12 times. Good fucking christ, people! Start sharing photos of your fucking sandwiches again.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Casually threatening mass rapes
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Any of my mutuals catch the Trumporrhea?
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good news for once
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This bot is doing a major service for my pelvic floor. Kegel hint my pt taught me: breathe out with the squeeze and in with the release. I was doing it backwards.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh, look! Two countries that commit war crimes don't like being held accountable. Who'd have guessed?
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good money. Like, half the rent money.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
England gets a cable-aided goal, then nullifies a Norway goal with a flop
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some dumb fuck put my alt on a list called Vatniks and Bots. I'm getting hate. FFS. Can someone tell me how to make lists, because I'm gon make a retaliation list called "dumb fucks who can't read"
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How about this one
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Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
ALT: Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
FFS. follow @splendidhobo.bsky.social you people. do i have to do all the thinking around here?
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Blah blah blah, says the man dismantling all our laws on climate while half the country is in a heat dome, western canada is flooding and the forest fire season is already started. Calgary’s air is set to be unbreathable half the summer just like last year. who needs air? www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Carney says Trudeau-era climate plan was 'too expensive' and 'divisive' | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney echoed critics of the previous Liberal government's climate plan in a video posted on Tuesday, saying the plan he inherited was too expensive and divisive.
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WeedMom @your420mom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif C'mon! 🤣
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Marge Simpson Smoking Indifferently
Alt: Marge Simpson smoking a big joint
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I firmly believe Mark Carney would sell out our planet to hostile aliens if they were sufficiently capitalist, because he's sure as shit selling us out to every hostile human who meets that requirement.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is the correct response 🩵
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