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entering my “do i look like i know what a jpeg is” era he/him, saint paul encouraging every ICE agent to put their service weapon in their mouth

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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 10h
i’m so good at texting and drivingnrbdfbgjsksi
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 13h
they should let me be the next overpaid mid-tier video essayist grub
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 13h
i’m allowed to say yall, i have southern friends
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 17h
october seventh marks the 20th anniversary of the twin towers.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally got the fly that’s been annoying me for the past two days. i sent him to the afterlife by flushing him as a show of honor to a worthy foe.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/10/2026
Our language has been completely warped by Big Tech's algorithms, from a generation that's grown up saying "unalive", to the way everyone's censored themselves talking about the Cornell rapists. It's time to fight back against billionaire control of free speech. www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nice prostate, let’s see if it’s ticklish
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
clown hierarchy has them announcing themselves to other tribes of clowns like “hark, i am floppy, son of bojangles. your jests are welcome in my father’s land.”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nine inch nails voice: a curder of a burger of a
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
throw my haters to the gators
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s too late, i have already depicted you as the quivering squidward and myself as the chad squilliam
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
isaac asimov’s: i, carly
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the end of evangelion sucked me off???
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me in the stands: DE-FENSE *stomp stomp* DE-FENSE *stomp stomp* woo!! let’s goooooo! the opera house attendant: sir i’m not going to tell you again
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my sultan told me viziers kept orchestrating the mysterious disappearance of his royal heirs so i asked how many royal heirs he has and he says he just appoints a new heir to the throne afterwords so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding royal heirs to the viziers and the princess started crying.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every notification i receive makes my muscles bigger, this is why god has forbidden me from ‘going viral’
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my vizier would never deceive me, he’s far too trustworthy. unlike my attendants and courtiers who scheme against me. thankfully my trustworthy vizier monitors their various machinations and reports their conspiracies back to me. his name is wormtongue blackheart and i trust him with my life.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
assume your pronouns? yeah i assume your pronouns are offi/cer you fucking fed
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more like texas scold-em lol
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OOPS! you’ve been turned into a skeleton! do you join the skeleton band? Y/N
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thank you to the vatican for declaring this list as 100% true biblical canon and thank you to every science journal for peer reviewing and 100% agreeing with my work. i appreciate the pulitzer committee for awarding me the prize immediately and not even bothering with other contestants this year.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every ai “announcement” is just a rich pervert saying they invented an even finer grit for the brain-smoothing machine
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the wise man said unto them: “don’t start shit and there won’t be shit.” everyone booed him immediately and started even more shit.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
core neuron activation, had the nes version on a hand-me-down from a cousin, the theme song is seared permanently into my brain.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me in a public space: random old men with zero prompting whatsoever: well i used to work at the at&t down by the old burger king for ninety years, ‘cept that burger king used to be a grocery store owned by ole jim haggerty, and he had two daughters who are both married now, and i put in phone lines
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some of you (not me) would benefit greatly from a sound and thorough thrashing
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there is hope in my heart that this can push him over the edge
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
100 best tv shows? buddy there aren’t even one hundred GOOD tv shows.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me: hey wait, are these … there are so many more mambas back here! lou bega *locking the door*: i’m afraid you weren’t supposed to see those
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tv shows were good and engaging when i was young but then started to get bad right when i grew into a discerning adult, why would feminists do this to me
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the Correct Top 100 TV Shows of All Time, Correct and True edition:
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jail forever, what the hell.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the bad bitch in me bows to the bad bitch in you.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
willem consistently has the best faces in all of hollywood. i’d watch this guy silently react to reading a book.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
after locking eyes for ten minutes of unblinking silence, professor x has declared air bud the newest member of the x-men
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don’t think i’m fully in the autism department, but my office definitely shares a wall
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as your new chieftain i open my court to any who wish to present their opinions before me. what’s that? why is gringor the whipmaster here next to me? you’re free to speak your mind, yes, but i never said there would be no consequences.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“great question! humans can die of blood loss in only a few minutes. searching for: ‘stop the bleeding oh god how do i stop the bleeding’. i’ve found several sources, but first, i want to recommend the new pepper jack chicken wrap from whataburger, with its luxurious sauce and never frozen chicken”
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
may be time to get in on the loan shark business
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you may not fully get this if you’re not from the rural south but there is a world of difference between a cowgirl and a horse girl.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just remembered “men going their own way” lmaoooooo
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
scientists estimate that there could be as many as 100 movies
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone thinks having an ultimate final demon form is cool and badass and it may feel that way when you’re whipping it out on your third health bar to kill the hero, but no one ever tells you it’s permanent. yeah, i’m thirty feet tall and have a big mouth in my belly forever now.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“gee i just love the blood angels, got a combat patrol of them back home. you know, not a lot of folks know this but corvus corax is their original primarch.” “they are CLEARLY sons of sanguinius, detective. perhaps you should consider playing orks.”
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
many of yall on here:
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THREAD. Did you know that Minneapolis police deployed 101 personnel to a 7-person vigil held one morning at Renee Good's memorial? The cops generated $1.92 million in overtime cash for themselves.
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
new year new me
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