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I don’t know what any of this shit is and im fucking scared

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 6h
the core of @vincemancini.bsky.social 's review of Godzilla (2014) was: "it's not high art, but then again, neither is your face". finest review in at least a hundred years and possibly ever
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h
It was brought to my attention that Meghan Markle did the Key & Peele thing at a public appearance with Harry today
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22h
This one?
We have guns, too
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-…
No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.
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Joshua G. Schraiber @jgschraiber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is straight up, plain and simple authoritarianism. This is the canonical impeachable offense
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 14/10/2026
This is incredible. And not in a good way at all www.irishtimes.com/culture/book...
irishtimes.com
Sally Rooney’s books will no longer be published in UK over her support for Palestine Action
Faber blames UK antiterrorism legislation for decision to stop distributing bestselling author’s works
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 13/10/2026
Because my job can be a real bummer, when I am searching for instances of sexual violence among men in a defined group, you don't search for "sexual assault," you search for "hazing." We have euphemized language because we really, really don't want to address this in any real terms.
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Truthout @truthout.org · 13/10/2026
Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.
truthout.org
Rep. Delia Ramirez Introduces Landmark Bill to Abolish DHS, ICE, and CBP
The Department of Homeland Security was established in 2002 as part of the Bush administration’s war on terror.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know this won’t be a popular opinion on here, but it’s time we all went back to Renner App. Yes it got bad on there after Jeremy was crushed to death by that snowplow, but now you’ll see far more celebrations of Jeremy’s life than discussions of the specific mechanics of his brutal pulverisation
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.
Sheesh, Rorschach, some of us are trying to eat.
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PATTI HARRISON
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden
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All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over
I’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies would always point out how stubborn I was—they couldn’t get me to budge on anything! But even the most...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
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social obligation
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watching the defending NBA champions play dogshit exhibition basketball is ecstasy
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vile.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026
remember that guy who got shot and they made an ai video of him forgiving the guy who killed him at the trial. if i die, please don't make a video saying it's ok the guy shot me
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Me: Stitch, you can no longer redeem your Regal Rewards points. You waited more than one year from the date which they were earned. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch: *basically just flipping the hell out. going ballistic
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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