Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 2hone of MAGA's distinguishing features from previous conservative political tendencies is that it requires *constant* performance. that doesn't leave much room for sincere interests, earnest quirks, or really much in the way of a personality. this helps explain why they don't know ball. 180
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23hwe must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! 010
Reposted by Frank A. SpringTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 23hA lot of media personalities seem mixed up about the difference between a senator making an easily disproven criminal accusation under the shelter of the Speech and Debate Clause and an ordinary person choosing to repeat that disproven criminal accusation in public! 010717
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the sad and sorry truth of this benighted republic is that the governing party DOES NOT KNOW BALL 000
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's a sign of great organizational success and a clear, cogent communications plan when you're issuing statements that sound exactly like something trump would say 000
Reposted by Frank A. SpringBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top... 956349
Reposted by Frank A. SpringJeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hell yeah brother 1864974
Reposted by Frank A. SpringPorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC! 542967
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yesterday on this website i posted a meme with an historical joke that requires some lateral-thinking in order for it to work, and as far as i can tell not a single person rolled up to issue a tedious correction. it’s like I barely know this place anymore 020
Reposted by Frank A. SpringNils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why crises can be good for you! 3107
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BAHAHAHAHAHA OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT IOWA DOES WHAT THEY DO BEST 040
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comWolf Howling in Our Living WorldAlt: Wolf Howling in Our Living World 000
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Florida pouring it on in the fourth Florida…pouring it ON, in the fourth… FLORIDA…POURING it on, in…THE FOURTH no matter how I say it it feels weird 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026/howling continues, gets even louder and somehow melodious 000
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026naturally this was immediately followed by a long completion 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lobos football is built on three pillars: toughness, meanness, and disdain for the forward pass (applies equally to the other team‘s and their own) 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026physics do not seem to apply to jaden baugh, which is very nice for him 000
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this situation does not appear to have improved 030
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s John Mateer Time (neither derogatory nor complimentary but a secret third thing on the order of “it’s raining frogs again”) 041
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026john mateer 1-for-1 on TDs in the red zone so far 020
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026getting confirmed reports that it’s time to HOOOOWWWWWWL 021
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026settling my nerves by watching something normal like the university of florida jumping all over #4 ole miss wait what the fuck 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my team won and I am disgusted and livid, college football is BACK, baby 270
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026doing the postgame with Arch when Colin Simmons turned in one of the best and most decisive defensive performances in Texas history really illustrates how stupid this whole fucking thing is 213219
Reposted by Frank A. SpringFrank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Colin Simmons should not be allowed 011
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026chinga la migra and tiocfaidh ár lá, let’s get it, friends 061
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026first one started it, the second one sealed it 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"we've all made mistakes on the water" - Frenchman who looked cock-eyed at Horatio Lord Nelson 220
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026been served some bewildering pre-roll ads on podcasts lately. among them: 1) a grocery store offering me a single "meal pack" for a family of four for $35 (!); 2) boat insurance (?!), with an ad that begins "we've all made mistakes on the water" which is extremely @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social-coded 140
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Christ this is good. a leader’s role is often to tell someone (or, more often, a group of people) why they are doing what they’re doing, how they should feel about it, and why they should feel that way - to connect quotidian action with its moral purpose. markey fucking nails that here. 050
Reposted by Frank A. SpringTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 24/09/2026What are three things I've had nightmares about failing? 0625
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026made some strange choices in this remake of judge dredd 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve killed just about everything that walks or crawled, at one time or another. And I’m here to kill you, New Mexico State senior runningback Jalen Brown. 020
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 22/09/2026when you didn’t see shit but the cops are sure you did and you have to give them a name 111811
Reposted by Frank A. SpringG Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 21/09/2026From my personal experience people don't want to pay you to tell them they can't do anything about, eg, the very likely anti-Dem. midterm backlash in 2030 (or, gulp, 34). But it's true. So consultants make up stuff like "Kamala Harris would have won if she ran anti-trans ads" 1330354
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What an absurd and stupid ending, 10/10, perfect, cinema 110
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026disappointed by the late outbreak of scoring from minnesota, it’s unseemly and in my view unwarranted 120
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026/slaps roof of the most fucked-up wildcat you’ve ever seen this sweet baby’ll fit six 030
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is one of the stupidest professional football i’ve ever seen, both teams struggling not to lose more yards than they gain, absolute delight 220
Reposted by Frank A. SpringButtadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We made it fellas. 911347103
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026absolutely blood-curdling INT by Caleb Williams, professional quality turnover, marcel reed could learn a lot 140
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026that’s it, we have our answer, the Void That Thirsts, The Creeping Nameless, the Beast of Kroger Field is definitely abroad, make what peace you can with any god that will hear you, all is lost, go cayuts 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Investing in the trenches is really paying off for Kentucky.” “It sure is.” ”And of course those regular sacrifices and rituals that Must Not Be Named, which they always make on moonless nights to the Void That Thirsts.” “That’s right, Jesse.” 020
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That’s it, I’m getting in on the ground floor of this thing: the Creeping Nameless of Kroger Field has broken contain and is AT LARGE, and i for one welcome our unspeakable and blasphemous overlord 040
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT FIELD GOAL, ALL IS LOST 010
Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if The Creeping Nameless that sleeps beneath Kroger Field has learned to travel, none of us are safe 040