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Frank A. Spring

@frankaspring.bsky.social
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finding and building stories at Undaunted Ventures. previously: various political stuff. nwu member. this world has its consolations.

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 2h
one of MAGA's distinguishing features from previous conservative political tendencies is that it requires *constant* performance. that doesn't leave much room for sincere interests, earnest quirks, or really much in the way of a personality. this helps explain why they don't know ball.
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23h
we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 23h
A lot of media personalities seem mixed up about the difference between a senator making an easily disproven criminal accusation under the shelter of the Speech and Debate Clause and an ordinary person choosing to repeat that disproven criminal accusation in public!
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the sad and sorry truth of this benighted republic is that the governing party DOES NOT KNOW BALL
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a sign of great organizational success and a clear, cogent communications plan when you're issuing statements that sound exactly like something trump would say
Bill Belichick says there's a 'plan in place' to do 'everything the right way' at North Carolina
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
TexAgs post by infinity ag titled “why not fire our coaches and use AI?”
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RANK NEW MEXICO YOU COWARDS
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yesterday on this website i posted a meme with an historical joke that requires some lateral-thinking in order for it to work, and as far as i can tell not a single person rolled up to issue a tedious correction. it’s like I barely know this place anymore
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Nils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why crises can be good for you!
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BAHAHAHAHAHA OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT IOWA DOES WHAT THEY DO BEST
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wolf Howling in Our Living World
Alt: Wolf Howling in Our Living World
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Florida pouring it on in the fourth Florida…pouring it ON, in the fourth… FLORIDA…POURING it on, in…THE FOURTH no matter how I say it it feels weird
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/howling continues, gets even louder and somehow melodious
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
naturally this was immediately followed by a long completion
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lobos football is built on three pillars: toughness, meanness, and disdain for the forward pass (applies equally to the other team‘s and their own)
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
physics do not seem to apply to jaden baugh, which is very nice for him
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this situation does not appear to have improved
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s John Mateer Time (neither derogatory nor complimentary but a secret third thing on the order of “it’s raining frogs again”)
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
john mateer 1-for-1 on TDs in the red zone so far
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
getting confirmed reports that it’s time to HOOOOWWWWWWL
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
settling my nerves by watching something normal like the university of florida jumping all over #4 ole miss wait what the fuck
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my team won and I am disgusted and livid, college football is BACK, baby
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
doing the postgame with Arch when Colin Simmons turned in one of the best and most decisive defensive performances in Texas history really illustrates how stupid this whole fucking thing is
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Colin Simmons should not be allowed
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chinga la migra and tiocfaidh ár lá, let’s get it, friends
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
first one started it, the second one sealed it
the character-creation-by-means-of-ludicrous-ethical-choices-and-also-alchemy sequence from Ultima VI: False Propheta scene in Ultima VII: The Black Gate where you can shout "murder" and "orphan" at an actual orphan, whom you can then recruit to your party, if memory serves
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"we've all made mistakes on the water" - Frenchman who looked cock-eyed at Horatio Lord Nelson
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
been served some bewildering pre-roll ads on podcasts lately. among them: 1) a grocery store offering me a single "meal pack" for a family of four for $35 (!); 2) boat insurance (?!), with an ad that begins "we've all made mistakes on the water" which is extremely @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social-coded
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christ this is good. a leader’s role is often to tell someone (or, more often, a group of people) why they are doing what they’re doing, how they should feel about it, and why they should feel that way - to connect quotidian action with its moral purpose. markey fucking nails that here.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 24/09/2026
What are three things I've had nightmares about failing?
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
made some strange choices in this remake of judge dredd
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve killed just about everything that walks or crawled, at one time or another. And I’m here to kill you, New Mexico State senior runningback Jalen Brown.
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when you didn’t see shit but the cops are sure you did and you have to give them a name
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 21/09/2026
From my personal experience people don't want to pay you to tell them they can't do anything about, eg, the very likely anti-Dem. midterm backlash in 2030 (or, gulp, 34). But it's true. So consultants make up stuff like "Kamala Harris would have won if she ran anti-trans ads"
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What an absurd and stupid ending, 10/10, perfect, cinema
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FIND A SECRET SECOND
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
disappointed by the late outbreak of scoring from minnesota, it’s unseemly and in my view unwarranted
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
/slaps roof of the most fucked-up wildcat you’ve ever seen this sweet baby’ll fit six
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is one of the stupidest professional football i’ve ever seen, both teams struggling not to lose more yards than they gain, absolute delight
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We made it fellas.
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
absolutely blood-curdling INT by Caleb Williams, professional quality turnover, marcel reed could learn a lot
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
well shit
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that’s it, we have our answer, the Void That Thirsts, The Creeping Nameless, the Beast of Kroger Field is definitely abroad, make what peace you can with any god that will hear you, all is lost, go cayuts
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Investing in the trenches is really paying off for Kentucky.” “It sure is.” ”And of course those regular sacrifices and rituals that Must Not Be Named, which they always make on moonless nights to the Void That Thirsts.” “That’s right, Jesse.”
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s it, I’m getting in on the ground floor of this thing: the Creeping Nameless of Kroger Field has broken contain and is AT LARGE, and i for one welcome our unspeakable and blasphemous overlord
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT FIELD GOAL, ALL IS LOST
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if The Creeping Nameless that sleeps beneath Kroger Field has learned to travel, none of us are safe
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