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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 1h

that’s like less than 2 days worth lol

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 15h

the ones where i tried are way worse, anyway.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 15h

i accidentally took a cool looking photo of chat pile

a photo from the audience where the people standing in front of me in the foreground are blurry while the background is more still. the band members look like theyre seen in double vision.

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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 15h

being alive is so scary

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

check out this weird cat-shaped hole in my couch

squid, a black cat, laying in the exact center of my pale minty green couch

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

trying a new apple: lucy glo. it tastes really good and the inside is pink/orange. however, i can’t explain it but the skin kind of feels like human skin

the outside of the apple is green with a kind of red internal glowing

the half eaten apple, showing its pink insides

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/10/2026

imagine he has just eaten your baby toe

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i don’t know what i expected but the food situation at this work conference is dismal. they tried to do charcuterie i guess, but it’s just a tray of meat so im eating pepperoni with my hands.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when you love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture

squid snuggling on a (freshly washed -_-) agriculture shirt

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i have a lot of questions about the whale movie. like where is the light coming from inside the whale

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/10/2026

starting a rumour that there's 30g of protein in continuous consent

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

personally i take motorola 68000 aspririn

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i’m sure it’s a cut and paste message but it’s very disheartening when i’ve been working my ass literally off

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

nothing like getting a doctors note that i need to eat more vegetables and cut down carbs and exercise when ive been religiously doing those things for over 6 months and they’re acting like ive never seen a carrot before

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they’re injecting testosterone into the chatbots

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i tasted a new and old one side by side, and i think people who say they’re different/worse now are like people who start smoking after a year long break. just fucking drink a pack and then you’ll be fine.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man you ever just get lost in absolute wonderment at the invention of PrEP within our lifetimes? Like that's insane, right, how far treatment and prevention for HIV has come?

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i’m curious what that data will look like

The Education Department intends to use IRS data to determine students' salaries four years after they graduate and compare them to those of people similar in age who just have high school diplomas. If they're below that baseline, that degree will be ineligible for loans.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they’re going to end up cutting loans for education degrees since teachers get shit pay, and then no one will be around to teach the topics they think are ‘valuable’ let alone anything else.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ty for the work you put into it, it def helped me explore new music

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no sadly, i was just an online reader

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

also founder of astral noize?! that’s badass

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh i wasn’t gonna really, just pointing out the meaninglessness of insulting an entire generation

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

what gen are you so we know which blanket insult to throw back

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i don’t like the protein fad but equating all forms of it is pretty dumb. this reminds me of when my dad was on a diet and said a grape and an m&m have the same amount of calories so he was just going to eat m&ms.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yeah fuck all those fish and bean pushers. trying to sneak me some nutrients. this is the same as protein twinkies too me

exerpt from a NYT article:

And the government's latest MAHA-coded dietary guidelines increased the levels of recommended protein by more than 50 percent.
Americans should "prioritize protein foods at every meal," according to the guidelines.
The food industry is happy to oblige, even if the science says that too much protein can lead to problems, including heart disease, kidney issues and weight gain. They sell us yogurt and cheese as the answer. Eggs, too, and salmon and tilapia, beans and tofu. They wrap little salamis in packaging that declares them "protein packs." Protein is everywhere.

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ywbl ☎️ @ywbl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hawk Choosah‼️ Texas on that thang‼️

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the cat grass is on the mantle and he’s just sitting intently like this

ham staring up at the cat grass as if he thinks hard enough about it, it will come down for him

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

guys if things we made up can feel pain then we really owe the looney tunes an apology

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when i interview job applicants, for the first of a series of Trials, i place an iced coffee with their name on it in the waiting room and watch them on cctv. if they pick up the iced coffee, it activates a trap door and they fall into my ooze pit.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026