Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is so stupid but the solution to stopping doom scrolling is literally just reading a book 1121
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026interesting color palette here. if you’re an artist or designer and would like to use this as a color story inspo, please contact me. 071
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the masculine urge to have 6 jars of half eaten salsa in the fridge 6924
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026really beautiful that home made pickles always taste better and chicory will wilt if you try and cut it and put it in a vase 040
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026how long is it gonna be until they invent a meal pill so we have no excuse to take lunch breaks anymore 030
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i’ve been really wanting cat claw nails and anime lashes but am unfortunately only surrounded by taylor swift salons 020
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i get two drinks in me and all of a sudden it’s the perfect time to buy tickets to fraggle rock live 160
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026literally every single thing has been pissing me off these days 020
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026imagining a world without plants and food and i’m smiling. that sounds so awesome 060
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the should study the fact that i make a typo in virtually every post i make 010
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026it brings me not joy putting a stupid ass surveillance camera in my yard but a guy stole stuff from us and a week later we had to stop him from beating the shit out of a young guy in front of our house. i’m being forced into the karensphere 050
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026suspicious character trespassing on my property. the police have been notified 050
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026just unlocked the gun in pokemon go. let’s do this 020
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i’ve been such a good consumer recently that they’re letting me tour the murder factory for 50 cents off!!! 041
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026one of the most frustrating things about living in vermont is that our proximity to canada creates a higher likelihood of canadian coins being involved in my sorting process 250
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i need influencers to stop holding their clip on mic up to their mouths when the do voice overs. i do not need to hear your tongue moving around when you fucking speak!!! 040
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026might write an article about the potential of another pandemic 010
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026went to two places today. i don’t leave the house a lot. and got complimented both times. i love women 040
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026these are packing peanuts covered in artificial cheese. this is how we solve the styrofoam environmental crisis 090
Reposted by Bastard RileyMK @wormskeletons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026spent weeks making this guy. he definitely deserves to relax a little 4215
Reposted by Bastard Rileywhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We all have that homie whose primary caregivers didnt model healthy relationships 014032
Reposted by Bastard RileyMK @wormskeletons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Show announcement! Come see what we made. Rutland, VT September 5-October 5. Video by smalltimeclown on instagram. 001
Reposted by Bastard RileyMK @wormskeletons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just needs pupils, lashes, and hair! 141
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026new couch and everyone has their curious tails up 090
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026someone needs to be mark zuckerberg’s best friend and make sure no harm falls upon him ☺️ 150
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026found some lettuce in my fridge pre-outbreak. looking forward to having my first worry-free salad in weeks! 0100
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026got a weighted blanket for the first time and it’s really nice 😌 160
