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Worrier After Dark

@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.

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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not sure what level of bleak capitalist dystopia locking up ramen packets behind glass is, but here we are.
Ramen packets locked up in a glass cabinet at Walgreens
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sasha and the banshees @trashphalt.beauty · 06/10/2026
it's called surrealism, maybe you've absurd of it
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning, all you beautiful
A promotional picture of a purple monster dog toy. The brand is Spunksters.
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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A woman is outside and wearing sunglasses on a sunny day. There’s pink text above her head that says “I hope the next viral trend is critical thinking”.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s so beautiful. The kind of cake you cant help but leave uncut.
A photo of a Boko Castella Cake on Bake Street. Recipe: https://bake-street.com/en/boko-castella-honey-custard-cake/
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forget the Steam sale, I’ve got all the Ball x Pit I need on the TL this FCF.
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Locktober No Nut November Don't masturbate December No Jackinguary February March yourself to church April Abstinence Maybe don't jerk off Jorkless June Dry Dick July Abstinence August (it's different) Stop touching yourself September
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Free porn name
A keurig pod bearing the name “Major Dickason”
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bob from Bob’s Burgers walking a forest with orange foliage. Text next to him “call me Humpty
Dumpty the way I'm about to have a great Fall”
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
boi, are you one of the founding fathers bc you gave me syphilis
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 28/09/2026
youtube.com
FULL MATCH: Adrian Neville vs. Sami Zayn | NXT Title Match: NXT TakeOver R Evolution
YouTube video by WWE NXT
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turns out, Christ’s last temptation was the dark side.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge anti-ICE pasteup memorial in Minneapolis for those killed by ICE in the past year. The pasteup is in the Whittier neighborhood, on the same block as Alex Pretti's memorial.
Huge anti-ICE pasteup memorial for those killed by ICE in the past year.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All moved in, so I guess I can finally toss this.
“Remove after tops installed” written in black marker on thin piece of wood
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/09/2024
Rare photo of Andy Warhol's appearance on Supermarket Sweep. He received the lowest score in the show's history
photo of Andy Warhol shopping at supermarket, with shopping cart full of paper towels and arms full of Campells Soup™ cans
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hump Day isn’t just about enjoying butts, it’s also a time to reflect on the importance of traffic calming in your neighborhood.
Three yellow signs arranged vertically on a pole read “speed hump, ahead, 25 mph”
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People are on here talking wild reckless to trans people. And it is very annoying because trans people have done everything they needed to do. They educated the public about candidates who were against civil rights. They pointed people towards viable alternatives. They came through in primaries.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom holding a knife
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Construction of The Glizzy
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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A meme of bubbles in water with light shining through and the text “mama didn’t raise no bitch but she did raise a homosexual with anxiety”.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 17/11/2023
If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💵💰hee hee
A portion of a graffiti mural depicting the Pillsbury Doughboy holding a sack of money and an armful of dollar bills
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shop around, you can’t beat this price.
A thin, clear plastic bag holds several misshapen donuts and is labeled, “freaks! $5.25”
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You can do it, I believe in you ✨
A sticker on the cab window of a truck reads, “✨stay feral✨
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/08/2026
peter faulk in Columbo but the credits have been altered, I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY

COPYRIGHT © MMXXII BY UNIVERSAL CITY STUDIOS, INC.

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s beyond time people acknowledge that the bus arriving to the stop 30 seconds before I do is a crime against me, personally.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Dave Cobb 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐻 @davecobb.com · 25/08/2026
One of the best pieces of media ever created about Dolly Parton is this 9-part 2019 podcast from @wnyc.org It is an incredible, entertaining & enlightening listening experience; the finale is insightful & truly revelatory. I cannot recommend it highly enough. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
wnycstudios.org
Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From roughly 1981 to 1988 every American movie set in a city began this way.
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks, pubes
Black graffiti on a mural reads, “you have been embarrassed in your life & you are still coming 2 terms with it” -pubes
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Sophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Found a use for the 10 image upload.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wish this migraine would go be someone else’s graine.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nice day for it.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, squinting a bit on a  sunny tree line street
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bud in the group chat dropped this banger and I’ll be thinking about it all day.
A horse stands near an erupting volcano with a mane that is dramatic and styled like Lestat.

Icelandic horse near the volcanic eruption in the Reykjanes peninsula in Iceland, 2021 - by Gigja D.
Einarsdóttir, Icelandic
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/08/2026
Tom of Gotchi
Black tamagotchi superimposed over a Tom of Finland drawing
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