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cyrus

@professorbutts.com

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area man - have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about? that’s what i’m talkin about he/him - cincinnati forever signal: professor_butts.99

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 16m

the only bear left from when i visited in 2003 is patches he’s the one who killed the other bear on camera in 2024 backpacks mom holly was there though!

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 2h

DANIEL STUDIO’S WHAT?!?!?

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 6h

how do you pronounce epoch

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 6h

mr butts rn just asked "why does it smell so bad?" while standing between the bathroom and basement door "well i dont go in there to take a rose..."

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Ian Bowers @iggdawg.com · 7h

Dewterium

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D. Glenn @donniet3.bsky.social · 7h

you miss 100% of the posts you don’t make

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18h

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 7h

what was his order though

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@GBDinExile @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 7h

deez posts

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~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h

a day without a post is like a day without sunshine

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Jeff Nye @jeffreynye.org · 7h

post twice, delete once

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ycats @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 7h

A feed is only as strong as its weakest post.

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 8h

a post a day keeps the doctor away

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 8h

ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 9h

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18h

i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad

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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 17h

Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
- you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster

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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 17h

Bro looks like every Manning family member combined and averaged

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Ra's al Gabbagool @buckybandido.bsky.social · 17h

look out guys, it's hairline mcgee

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h

Bro with the leopard print hairline

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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 17h

Merkin on his head

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 17h

dry dick

Senator aide

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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 17h

This dipshit: gimme the Wu-tang Barber: say less

Wu tang

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 17h

can’t believe i got to see in high def on live tv every single yankees fan not know ball

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ace @aceanbender.com · 17h

damn, it's been a while since i played rollercoaster tycoon

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 17h

when you get married, you throw rice when rice homers, you throw drinks - jason ‘plato’ benetti

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19h

half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 19h

who’s ready for red sox - yankees

elmo staring through death

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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 19h

Guy about to jump off a bridge: "there is no joy or laughter in my life"
Guy on the bridge: "you should go see the great clown Pagliacci"
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "but I am Pagliacci"
Now both guys are about to jump off the bridge

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Walker @wf423.bsky.social · 19h

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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 19h

just got back to shitposting time and you know that text said he was in section 109 which uhhhhhhhh you’re getting on tv so there’s def footage of him at the game lmao

Xfinity Center, Maryland
Maryland Terrapins vs Penn State Nittany Lions Only the media in front of you! Awesome seat!
109
SECTION
1
ROW
6
SEAT

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 21h

Okay, seriously, what the fuck is this?

The top of the Google results when I went looking to see just what Mamdani's tweet that mentioned the Talmud actually said (a search for "mamdani talmud"). This top search reasult appears to link to Mamdani's Twitter account ("NYCMayor" on "X"), then has a truncated header ("Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani on ...") and then it has a vile lying antisemitic screed that ABSOLUTELY DID NOT COME FROM MAMDANI and I can only assume is some typical-for-Elon's-Nazi-website antisemitism someone wrote *about* Mamadani's post, but it's presented in the Google search results as if it's from Mamdani.

(text of the screed below, if you want to read it)
The Talmud teaches that the best of Gentiles should be killed, Jesus is boiling in excrement, and that non-Jewish souls are inferior and impure.
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Mamdani's post, linked from that vile preview, in full (but a screenshot, so it doesn't include the video). Text below:

The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.

Together, we will ensure Jewish New Yorkers are safe and celebrated. We will invest in their protection, their history, and their future.

Our safety and our thriving are tied together.

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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pack it in folks, not gonna see anything better than this today.

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23h

OMG LOL

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23h

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23h

this is gonna be nuts if it happens

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23h

QUICK OUT

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23h

get your own bracket by liking the post i quoted lets get all 2048 out here and we can crown the bluesky perfect playoff bracket

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

pokemon go hack the federal government

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

obviously this is the outcome

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

sorry to all my atlanta people but i have to root for the phillies mike schmidt has taken my wife hostage and won’t release her unless i scream SAID after ever phillies good play. he has stuffed her in his mustache somewhere but assures me there is enough food for her to forage so she will not star

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

I am begging athletic departments to learn how to structure an email

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

got an email from the UC sports marketing team for the bearcat weekend report. you know what was in the subject of the email but no links anywhere in the body?

WWWWin Number Four For Football, XC Teams Battle, Documentary Coming Soon... > Inbox x
Cincinnati Bearcats <gobearcats@engage...
8:19 AM (6 minutes ago)
to me
:
C
|
THIS WEEK IN ATHLETICS
GET TICKETS
IMPACT FUND
SCHEDULE
SHOP GEAR

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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@torqpenderloin.bsky.social

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

don’t let him pass! i tried to tell you i seent it before

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

tush push with andy dalton what could go wrong

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

oh my god jalen hurts is now in tuesday

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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanks Mom

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

I NEED THE SNICKERS TWERK SKELETON