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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 10h

“We saw you from across the bar and liked the shape of your skull…”

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 12h

rewatching Tremors and seeing Fred Ward and oh yeah that's why I've always had a thing for older men

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13h

Not bothering with that Atlantic people should want to be plumbers thing but just mentioning whenever one of the Good Blue Collar Union Jobs opens up in this city they get like 900 applicants

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 13h

who are your top 9 tops

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 14h

Bags with threatening auras

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Argomenti degli ultimi 30 minuti 🧭: 1. Buongiorno 🆕 2. Venerdì ⬆ 3. Vannacci 🆕 4. Capisce 🆕 5. Cuore 🆕 6. Vuoti 🆕 7. Latte 🆕 8. HoleNextDoor 🆕 9. Lavorativo 🆕 10. Migliorato 🆕

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 14h

this is one of those things about that spate of "elevated horror" that fell flat - when your thing is directly overtly specifically about one thing, well, that's it

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 14h

ever have thoughts? this shit sucks

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 20h

you’re telling me this relationship didn’t last?

Elon Musk in a k-hole playing with utensils at dinner table while Shivon Zillow stares uncomfortably

More of Musk balancing his utensils and Zillis watching, Karoline Leavitt is also there looking impressed for some reason

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 18h

"avengers: doomsday to be one of the darkest movies ever" yeah we know, hire a gaffer

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h

A truly bipartisan effort and the main result is that now more people know about Hasan

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23h

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20h

‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 21h

it's a choose your own cock day this #fcf

my torso and cock facing the camera at an angle

me laying in bed holding my legs up showing my hole and caged cock

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 21h

dressing up like the swedish chef for borktober

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

one of the funny things about the 2010s twitter post is that i'm fairly sure a non-negligible amount of reminiscing are post 2020 twitter events

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026

Aaron Rodericks the man can block whoever he likes, but Aaron Rodericks the head of T&S for a pretty well-funded startup (please shut the fuck up about how much of a little guy you are) should probably not prevent large swathes of users from seeing posts that are official site policy

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

King Puig’s response here is so like Superintendent Chalmers saying he’s from Utica.

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Despite all my rage because my cock is stuck in this cage” -Billy Corgan

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

nearly thought about maybe possibly lifting a finger

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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 01/10/2026

Something every guy needs to learn is that if you want to meet girls, you go to them. That means doing girl stuff. Be like all of the cool people and do choir and theater and girl stuff, meet girls, then become one yourself.

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

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Tommy Rae @ellameno.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

trans rights motto / Twin Peaks reference in the background of Remedy's CONTROL: RESONANT promo image, happy pride :')

chaotic promotional image of player character on the city streets using their powers against supernatural enemies

theater showing an ad for something called "Fix Your Heart of Die"

scene from Twin Peaks of Gordon (David Lynch) talking to Denise (David Duchovny) with the captions "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Locktober No Nut November Don't masturbate December No Jackinguary February March yourself to church April Abstinence Maybe don't jerk off Jorkless June Dry Dick July Abstinence August (it's different) Stop touching yourself September

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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 19/09/2026

Paul Robalino's SMARTEST presentation yet on Smartypants 😭

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every day is "spooky season" when you've an anxiety disorder #woke #halloween

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

jump into an ocean for jacquestober

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

put your penis in another penis for docktober

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i can't believe trust and safety broke multiple site wide functions by blocking 350,000 users. a second time.

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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

whoa drunk history is back? in youtube form? and i get to see my husband derek waters once more

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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gotta make a master of keys deck for locktober

The Master of Keys
{X}{W}{U}{B}
Legendary Enchantment Creature — Horror
Flying
When The Master of Keys enters, put X +1/+1 counters on it and mill twice X cards.
Each enchantment card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card’s mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast cards from your graveyard for their escape cost.)
3/3
Illustrated by Wisnu Tan

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maxine Waters please finish the job

Michael Tracey
@mtracey • 3h
If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
Michael Tracey
@mtracey • 7h
Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.

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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 29/09/2026

It’s really funny that executives cannot accept that what people liked about heated rivalry wasn’t the romance and hockey but it was explicitly the copious amounts of gay sex!!!

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Recently discovered the slur climate change deniers use for climate change believers

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I never read people's handles I just look at their avatars, andI think only one person should be allowed to use a given image as their avatar. It doesn't have to be you, but nobody else can use it. Oh you want to use that Max Headroom image? Too bad, it's taken. Pick something else.

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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 28/09/2026

you’re bored on bluesky? Okay show your ass and dick off idk. Make some drama. Fight with another popular gay dude. I’ll help.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stop lying, this Avengers movie was once called “The Kang Dynasty”

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.

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