Reposted by ianGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just pretend I’m posting this in response to one of those ‘what is a tweet that lives rent free in your head’ prompts 733530
Reposted by ianAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 16/03/2026He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis. 15396132282
Reposted by ianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/02/2026gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all 1255161621
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Lady walking into spring lounge with a full on crucifix: like, do you know where you are? 000
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Tim Hardaway Jr. has the lowest career turnover percentage in NBA history. I don't know why but this should not be the case 000
Reposted by ianWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 20/01/2026"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company 182301441
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 12/09/2025bro if know the phrase 'touch grass' YOU are the one that is on social media too much 010
Reposted by ianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/08/2025this is from 2024. article from 2 months ago: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j... January to May 2025: 198 GW solar, 46 GW wind June 2025 alone: 93 GW solar, 26 GW wind maybe this slows if the price of panels stops cratering but it's amazing they're hitting 100 panels installed *every second*theguardian.comChina breaks more records with surge in solar and wind powerBetween January and May, China added 198 GW of solar and 46 GW of wind, enough to generate as much electricity as Indonesia or Turkey 1539648
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 22/08/2025these same people get so mad about 'people making everything political' yet have not considered that being on there sucks shit now and that people don't want to stay on twitter to 'persuade' people 020
Reposted by ianBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025china's shift to renewables is so fast that they are *building new coal plants* and it's still not stopping the share of renewables from growing rapidly. foreignpolicy.com/2025/08/21/c...foreignpolicy.comChina’s Decarbonization Is So Fast Even New Coal Plants Aren’t Stopping ItAdvances in clean energy are compensating for new construction. 1446989
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 21/08/2025imagine if there was a way to get 100% of your facts from wikipedia - a famously good website. that would be so beneficial to users 020
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 17/08/2025More and more believing that people all need to get campylobacter to realize it’s so much fucking worse than they ever could imagine. Will put a stop to this whole raw milk thing quick 010
Reposted by ianDamon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I hear we’re talking about the Manusphere? 713925
Reposted by ianMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/07/2025it’s almost like all the attacks calling Mamdani antisemitic were vapid bad faith bullshit created by politicians with no policy plan other than smashing the “scary muslim” buttonnewsweek.comZohran Mamdani scores 17-point lead with Jewish voters in NYC mayoral raceMamdani's support among Jewish voters comes after accusations from opponents and some community leaders that his criticism of Israel represents antisemitism. 594630981
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Guy who’s for forcing regime change in Iran also has other bad takes. More at eleven 020
Reposted by ianJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/07/2025ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it 416036629
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 10/07/2025No single product has done more damage to the average American psyche than the Lamborghini Urus 010
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Increasingly convinced that the only people who are going to make actual money off the AI boom are corporate lawyers 010
Reposted by ianAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/06/2025GET OFF THAT FUCKING WEBSITE AND TELL PEOPLE TO GET OFF THAT WEBSITE CHRIST 282570586
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Do you ever think ‘where would I be without the humble chickpea?’ Because i meditate on this idea daily 020
Reposted by ianThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast theonion.com/trip-to... 573422238
Reposted by ianCarson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary. 4760382176
Reposted by ianJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question 536898994
Reposted by ianRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I can’t watch the Rockets without thinking about Dillon Brooks’ unintentional Wikipedia tattoo 51023
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 01/05/202599.9% of people in the real world agree with me. That's why i was so successful when i ran for office. 082
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Why is this guy trying to look like milhouse on purpose now? 000
Reposted by ianlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/04/2025holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!! 1042216142
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"Is Dennis Schroder good?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate 030
Reposted by ianMicah @rincewind.run · 16/04/2025time to bring out this all time banger again 8382811214
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Has anyone noticed that the dude featured on both the first and last song on the new Skrillex album is the dude who made the Chapo theme song? Just me? 000
Reposted by ianActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS! 14558146
Reposted by ianmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/03/2025ELON MUSK: (being shown the China War contingency plan while so jittery eyed from stimulants he can't make out the words) ahh. ha ha. not uh no not it's well. rather rubimentary. one of th uhh one uh you have to to rememb keep on mind is, they're very sneaky. i mean, pearl harper 113428502
Reposted by ianjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025i hate LLM chat bots because we already have software for people who want to interact with a computer by typing to it. it's called THE TERMINAL 3280861
Reposted by ianChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Finally can upload this here. 272618675
ian @wooshingcont.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It's so fucking stupid that USC and UCLA are playing in the *Big Ten* title game right now. Conference heads will never see heaven 000
