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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14h
Isn’t Swarbrick the only party leader that currently has a positive net favorability? Bit of an own goal to be flipping out going “can you imagine if this popular politician was an important minister?!” (Especially if you yourself are one of the most despised) #nzpol
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 17h
The big three leaders of the ww2 allies
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 20h
The URL of sandwich
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool got an ad on YouTube encouraging Americans overseas to vote while abroad not creepy at all
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pharmussy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Letsss goooo
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Jugs of Navarone
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She meant the ac/dc guy
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Begging the MLB app to stop using the word top
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Thicker Man
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
dril: The wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could you betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.

dril: I drive off a cliff and scramble to rip the axle off my car and lift it above my head is a plummet towards certain doom. One last rep.

dril: as the guillotine slides towards my neck, I produce a tiny barbell I’ve been hiding in my mouth and lift it with my tongue. One last rep
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Peptide pods
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sick sick sick don’t resist
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Person the host of a travel show is talking to: in our culture we really hate food but but probably even more than that we hate family
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Console wars are dumb but it’s pretty funny how the Kojima Sony fallout has been a permission slip for some people to admit he’s a celebrity chasing pervert
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just laughed at my own post I don’t remember making
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
I have to defenestrate you baby I have to heave you like I should
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NFL season has started which is always my annual reminder there’s a reporter named Ben Baby
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Here it is, a monologue called “Shut The Fuck Up, Dario!” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline
podcasts.apple.com
Monologue: Shut The F*ck Up Dario!
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · September 18 · 8m
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.
nationalgeographic.com
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting back into the weights. I’m going to workout 8 days a week
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LRT WTAF
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Liz @doomedhippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.the-sun.com/entertainmen...
the-sun.com
Ed Sheeran reveals burial chamber at Suffolk mansion as part of private chapel
IT has been four years in the making but, praise be, ED Sheeran’s private chapel with its own burial chamber is finally finished. My exclusive photo shows the impressive flint structure complete wi…
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Liz @doomedhippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are you telling me that the guy who built his own tomb in the backyard of his gigantic estate is out of touch with having empathy and knowledge outside of himself??? Wild.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
“Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wandering around some cave while a king’s ghost offers exposition about the realm’s ongoing civil war.” — Rudy Kelleher, local gamer
theonion.com
Video Game Prologue Still Going
CONCORD, MA—As he expressed alarm at still not having reached the title’s open world, local gamer Rudy Kelleher confirmed Tuesday that the prologue of his recently purchased video game was still going...
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAL
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep seeing that Ed sheeran tattoo photo and I don’t understand how he achieved that physique he’s somehow doughy without being fat. Almost an impossible lack of muscle definition.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can sympathize with Ed Sheeran it’s tough to try to pick sides when it could affect your livelihood and you’re only worth an estimated 300-400 million
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They Joker gassed McConnell
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That is DE-stroyed
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Inexplicably globular food
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A phrase forever stuck in my head from an old twitter post is “Joe Burrow’s lesbian drip”
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who Dey
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve got my fingers crossed you’ll catch something baby Cause I just threw myself at you
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Drunk on public transport on a Monday evening. Glorious feeling.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the moonlight their scars flash like jewelry
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The new CRL stations are incredible and getting home from town without the 400 minute trek trough Parnell is going to be so much quicker
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The goth kid has a hearse
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Miss her more than possible
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
News organizations are still doing that democracy dies in darkness please give us money thing ten years later even though their coverage is like the president just signed an executive order ending women’s suffrage here’s what that could mean for the midterms
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your back ain’t strong enough For burdens double fold They’ll crush you down Down into nothin
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The bayou tapestry depicts the events leading up to the cooking of the first jamabalaya
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been officially diagnosed with the blues
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
soul nate
@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
me: what's crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11

teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it

me: ok no, but i see how you got there August 30, 2023 at 10:57 AM
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You’ll notice that as ever, the annoying dirty hippies called the War On Terror correctly and all the smart, Sensible important people dived into it with both hands giving everyone the finger and screaming insults, and now it’s just another One Of Those Weird Things That Happened.
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