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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 8h
Until we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barely 24 hours ago, he was wrestling in Chicago... Insane how fast this happened...
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wife sent me this from her group chat after we all saw Primetime this evening
"Does anyone else feel like rpatz had Simpsons' teeth"
"Wat"
"Lemme illustrate it bold on"
(Photo of Bart and Lisa Simpsons laughing which shows all of the teeth)
(Photo of Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen screaming loud enough to show most of his teeth)
"I'm so sorry”
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 24/09/2026
There he is. #AEWCollision
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The feeling of deleting Teams off my phone hopefully forever:
A man breaking the chains of Microsoft Teams, the worst chat program ever created. He is now free to live his life, unburden by a "quick call" or a total stranger messaging "hey." He no longer has to sit through a meeting compromised of 137 faceless non-humans, as they all watch a presentation on something that could've been conveyed in an email within five minutes. No longer does he have to feel the pain of AI being injected where it is neither needed nor desired, while a nasal congested representative from a sham AI corporation lies their way through, claiming that the future of tech is here and embracing a predictive algorithm masquerading as a functional brain is the only path forward. He is free. They have done him a service.
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🔞 LadySaytenn | The One From The Bible 🔞 @social.ladysaytenn.art · 22/09/2026
Image of an asteroid hitting the earth used in the trout population meme. Impact text reads "THIS MEANS THEY CAN FINALLY WORK ON BANJO KAZOOIE :D"
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your grandad might've fought in the war, but I got a Teams call while listening to Easy Lover, it's basically the same thing.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cast Alan Ritchson as Doctor Who
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katie @earthbound64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
redrew this thumbnail i saw
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK @algoestowork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goldeneye 007 N65 crossed with the Dire Straights "Money For Nothing" music video
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Liam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The message included with this proto dump is rad
Today, I’m releasing the SNES proof-of-concept alpha of Project Dream, the proto-type that would go on to become Banjo-Kazooie.

I’ve held on to this for years, it was fun to have something that only a handful of people had, and as I am several people removed from how it got out of Rare to begin with, I didn’t want to risk that it could somehow get someone else in trouble, (so how I got it is a story I don’t plan to share.) I will just say that I got it from someone who got it from someone, who got it from somewhere.

But with the current state of the industry and Microsoft's current heartless gutting and mismanagement of Rare and other companies it controls, plus with how long it's been, I feel it's more important to make sure this is properly preserved, and the ROM dissected by people with far more knowledge on how to do such things.

I hope by releasing this, that it also inspires other people to release what they have as well. I know the Twelve Tales Conker 64 prototype is out there somewhere, but sadly, this is the only thing that I have.

There is little joy left in the industry, as it relentlessly marches towards AI, layoffs, l anti-preservation and ownership tactics, and, in Microsoft’s case, the support and approval of literal genocide in Gaza.

Let’s get the last beautiful things hiding on our hard drives out there for everyone. That's all we have left.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026
this is so fucking funny
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026
"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dude
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Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'
The singer and guitarist spent several minutes asking fans to download his Fallout 4 'True First Person' mod after another modder criticized it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I fully support the brave dedicated journalism of Pablo Torre until it involves a team I am a fan of
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wife: Who is Hasan Piker Me: Punter for the Packers Wife: Really? Me: No, but it doesn't really matter
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sAm @samdrawngame.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why the hell is the first thing YouTube shows on your subscription feed is an ad now..? Please tell me this is a bug or something. Refreshed the feed, closed the app, restarted my phone, and ads still load first. They can't actually be THIS far gone that they're shoveling in ads like a ROM site.
A screenshot of the YouTube subscription feed, showing a large ad at the very top, instead of any videos.
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Sonic The Hedgeblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will Ospreay vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at Wembley Stadium | @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn #London #GameBoyCamera
Will Ospreay lands a counter on Kenny Omega and plays to the crowd.Fisheye wide of the the All In set within Wembley StadiumThe video boards loom large over the ring where Kenny and Will are competing.Will Ospreay has his hand raised by referee Paul Turner after winning the AEW World Championship. The crowd erupts.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kyle Fletcher as Donquixote Doflamingo!
Kyle Fletcher as Donquixote Doflamingo!
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AEW has a lot of traditions they rigorously follow, like going to the same venues for certain big PPVS or having audio issues during every damn show. Why are we hearing commentary through the PA...?
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nearly every character comments on how large he is and it never gets old. This show rules for all the reasons it should suck.
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now That's What I Call Music logo edited to read "Now that's a horrible night to have a curse".
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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cody collins @azoosart.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Halo could be saved if they renamed it Gaylo and made Master Chief queer send post
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Christian Whitehead @cfwhitehead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It is now 9 years since Sonic Mania came out 😱... another trivia nugget: at one point we had a screen that showed you the animals that were inside the Heavies giving them their personalities! It didn't make the cut (maybe didn't comply with brand guidelines or there wasn't enough time IDK)
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good morning to everyone except whoever made level 57 in Bubble Bobble.
The 57th level in the NES version of Bubble Bobble, where you must get from the bottom of the course to the top to pop all the enemies at the top. This feels impossible. Shoot me.
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Rook @rookiebalboa.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
incredible video please watch the 2nd half
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Whomever invented bread had to come up with a whole ass recipe and still gets shown up by the person who said cook it again and invented toast
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We're always very ontop of trends on 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, which is why we played a soccer game a month after the World Cup. Join us for slide tackles, electric fences, lots of shouting, and so much more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJP...
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Super Mario Strikers | Slide Tackle | Brett's Friend Carson
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We're always very ontop of trends on 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, which is why we played a soccer game a month after the World Cup. Join us for slide tackles, electric fences, lots of shouting, and so much more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJP...
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Super Mario Strikers | Slide Tackle | Brett's Friend Carson
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Darío @dariosamo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Somebody asked me on Reddit why people who use AI to generate Recomp projects are currently being rejected from the communities and what they can do to fix this. I might tweak parts of this to be a more general blog post at some point, but this should be of help to anyone in a similar situation.
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looney Tunes been awwwwfully quiet since the Dodgers started losing... Just like they were in '94 during Michael Jordan's retirement. Not saying they're connected but....
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 03/08/2026
I just purchased a Nintendo Switch 2 for $449 because of this btw. I recommend you buy one now while it's $499. It's a great deal right now at just $599 and if you don't buy it now for $679, you might end up paying over $800.
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tobey Magobey crying: UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED?

Dying Uncle Ben with extremely badly blurred face: 60 fps interpolation

Diagram showing how 60 fps interpolation takes sub 60 fps footage and generates fake frames between the original ones resulting in loss of detail and extremely ugly smeared frames
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ヴェルメイユ 🐉 @vermeildx.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
SONIC 35TH ANNIVERSARY
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We hop on the Speed Power Gunbike on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Brettzky didn't have time for a thumbnail so I spent many ones of minutes in Paint. Join us for wide U-turns, awkward controls, road rash and more, on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmmb...
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Speed Power Gunbike | Dead Ends and U-Turns | Brett's Friend Carson
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We hop on the Speed Power Gunbike on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Brettzky didn't have time for a thumbnail so I spent many ones of minutes in Paint. Join us for wide U-turns, awkward controls, road rash and more, on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmmb...
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Speed Power Gunbike | Dead Ends and U-Turns | Brett's Friend Carson
YouTube video by Expansion Pack
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