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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 15h

If the 1st rule of the courtroom is "Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to," the 2nd rule is likely "Don't smear a witness as a perjurer and a dirtbag because you don't know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes."

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 16h

Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy 77th to the Boss! What are your fave Springsteen songs? Mine: Tougher Than the Rest Janey Don’t You Lose Heart No Surrender Brilliant Disguise Trapped Promised Land Land of Hope & Dreams Out in the Street I’ll Work for Your Love My City of Ruins Sherry Darling The Rising

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I haven't written a Subtack piece in two years. So wrote one today. It's pretty light and breezy. It's about feeling seen. And it even employs a past, present, and future format for those of you who liken me to Dickens. Enjoy! bryanbehar.substack.com/p/5873aee7-d...

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's heartening when someone you admire is as gracious as you'd hope. Last night, I saw my favorite podcaster, Chris Ryan. He & his wife couldn't have been sweeter. It helped I looked like a CR fanboy: Husker Du t-shirt, carrying a Robert Caro book. I like when people you hope are nice really are.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Honored to lead our synagogue in “The Prayer for America”— especially on the 25th anniversary of 9-11. The entire day was a reminder that for a brief moment, we felt like 1 people, in it together. My wish is that it doesn’t take horrible events for us to feel a unity of purpose. Shana tova. 🇺🇸

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And now my other Father’s Day present: tickets to the first Bruins’ home game. New coach, new year, new attitude. I’ve got a very good feeling about the 5787 season. Shana tova and Go Bruins!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Could you imagine anyone else in the history of history, let alone the President of the United States, so blatantly defiling the memory of our fallen brethren? What a terrible, broken person.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Either he is 100% lying or he actually believes this happened. Neither explanation is an argument that you are mentally fit enough to be President.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This has to be my winner for “Most 2026 of all Pictures” and I refuse to believe there’s a plausible runner-up.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Do you really think there’s a single undecided voter in Texas who was like, “I was considering voting for a Democrat, but then some feeble, orange pedophile said ‘Talafreako’ and now I’m re-evaluating everything?” The press vastly overrates this weirdo’s power.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

6 UCLA rushing touchdowns tonight when the Bruins only had 8 all last year in twelve games. Coach Chesney is the real deal. Go Bruins!!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Today, 1 of my students— a senior— asked me if I was from Minneapolis. Me: “Why would you think that?” Him: “Because this week you’re wearing a Replacements t-shirt; last week you wore a Husker Du shirt.” I should just retire right now. It’s not getting any better than that.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Icon. Superstar. National treasure. Humanitarian. And one of the greatest songwriters we've ever had. What a profound loss.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Trump didn’t create the ideas of white superiority, nativist antipathy towards immigrants, or the scapegoating of “the other.” They’ve always been the dark underbelly of American thought. But no one has so unabashedly chosen to exploit those… 1/2

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I feel sorry for the catering cart.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Seeing his Heartland Rock brethren- Bruce & Petty- used to be a summer perennial. Last year, I saw his fellow “Outlaws” Willie & Dylan. But neither of us have ever seen JCM, aka John Cougar Mellencamp aka JCM. Until tonight! Can’t wait. We have 44 years of making up to do.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The same week we learned that Joe Biden’s cancer has tragically spread, this is how the President of the United States responded to the news. There is no bottom to Trump’s venality. Just the worst person I’ve ever witnessed.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Joe Biden is one of the most decent humans ever to inhabit public life in America. He deserves to hear our respect and affection. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

All I remember is Dr. Fauci saving the lives of millions and millions of Americans. Is that what MAGA is still so mad about?

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Until this week, I had never spent more than a night in New York City. Five days later, I'm strutting around with all the arrogance and possessiveness of the Dutch elite trying to keep the Vanderbilts out of the opera.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just so I understand modern political calculus, according to Trump, being anti-pedophile protectors makes someone a Communist. By all means GOP, you must run on THAT!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The heckler who called Trump a “pedophile protector” just did the work of 100 political consultants. Good on ya! You just condensed our midterm oppo message down to two words!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I know this take is super-obvious and about 380 years too late, but this New York City place is really awesome.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It’s about to turn midnight on the East Coast. That means 545 days of the 2nd Trump presidency have passed. And he still hasn’t released the Epstein files. Clock is still ticking.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Donning our Dodgers’ gear behind enemy lines. But it’s cool. I’m told Philly people are famously welcoming to visiting fans in rival colors. 😳😳

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Cheeto Hitler’s poll numbers have cratered. A Democratic midterm sweep would inevitably lead to House oversight & legal jeopardy. So, he does what he always does: sows doubt in our electoral system & democracy itself. Tired, hacky, embarrassing moves. And they’re not going to work.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Forget Sunday's World Cup final. Tonight you get the ultimate finale of the Sore Loser Olympics. Donald Trump vs. His own conspiratorial delusions. Projected winner: Anyone but the American people.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Remember that feeling when you 1st heard Barack Obama and thought, “I might be crazy, but that guy could be President?” Even though he’s a relative newcomer to the national scene. Even though others are the presumed frontrunners. Yeah, that’s how I’m feeling about Jon Ossoff.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Trump's giving a speech- in 2026- to declare the 2020 senate elections "illegitimate" has dragged me back in! This delusional, shell of a human can't accept he lost. And knows that suppressing the vote, is his only hope in the midterms. What a colossal, whiny baby.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Repping Dodgers Nation in San Diego tonight— our 3rd MLB park of the season, so far. But wait, there’s more. We’re coming soon to a National League city near you. Looking at you New York & Philadelphia. Go Blue!

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I haven’t missed a #USMNT match- tournament or friendly- since 2011. And I don’t think I could be more nervous even if was in the starting xi. Let’s go Yanks!! 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸🎸🇺🇸

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It’s weird watching an NBA Finals game without a racist pedophile President sleeping behind bulletproof glass.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Iran peace deal is coming any day now. Just after Infrastructure Week, the Trump health plan, and Mexico pays for the Border Wall.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m shocked by the number of people on my Facebook feed claiming that Spencer Pratt could only have lost via election fraud. Not that he was a wildly unqualified, MAGA-coded reality figure in one of the bluest cities in America. Note to self: get smarter Facebook friends. Or leave Facebook.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Shutting down NYC to get booed and sleep isn’t the flex that Donald Trump thinks it is.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If you were a foreign agent sent to destroy America from the inside, you couldn’t do a better job than this guy.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Could you have ever imagined a president suing his own government and receiving a 1.8 billion dollar slush fund & full tax immunity? Yes. In Hungary. But never in America.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It’s not every day a democracy sets aside a 2 billion dollar slush fund to bail out insurrectionists who tried violently overturning that democracy.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Ask yourself, why would Trump spend millions to drive off a GOP congressman who wanted to release the Epstein Files? The cover up may not be worse than the crime. But both are beyond odious.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

don’t know a ton about government financing. And even I know the President isn’t supposed to have tax immunity and his own government-funded slush fund. How is this happening in broad daylight?

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