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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 8h

This is just a Mad Libs of a headline.

Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 13h

New York Magazine: Try stuffing your clothes with old newspapers to keep warm!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 17h

Asked the managers today why we need to use the convoluted inventory system I described in this article and the completely unironic answer I got was "because they put it on our performance evaluations".

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 20h

Online recipes be like: Step 1: Preheat oven to 425° Step 2: Mix all spices in bowl, set aside. Fineley dice one onion, large dice another. Peel and core apple, slice into 1/8inch slices. Bring 2 cups water with 1tsp soy sauce to a boil. Poach two eggs, set aside. Rub 3/4 of spice mixture into....

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guys, things are really getting scary out there. I think we've officially lost October to the Christmas season. #WarOnChristmas

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Kash Patel walks into the kennel.

A dog paw putting a coaster onto a drink.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They call me Michelangelo the way I'm paintin' ceilings.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of the most important things in retail is hitting your arbitrary sales goals. It's really the only motivation that works. theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/the-arbitr...

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The Arbitrary Numbers Don't Arbitrarily Lie

Manager Congratulates Staff on This Month's Arbitrary Numbers Being Higher Than Last Month's Arbitrary Numbers

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thinking again about how Boomers didn't have autism as my dad starts up another train video.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hate to be the one who says this, but I really thought this was satire when I saw it.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Mario IS a dick!

Mario: "It's time to put and end to your evil plan, Bowser!"

Bowser: "Fuck you, Mario, stop beating up my son, you dick!"

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@brynnrosect.bsky.social: I put the Gwen Stacy lego in her spot for Dan.

A shelf with a Lego Daily Bugle Marvel set on it. Gwen Stacy is way far down on the floor.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A wedding is a beautiful and joyful event. That is, if the stuckup bride can stop herself from making herself the center or attention all damn night. theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/bride-and-...

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Bride and Narcissist

Wedding Guests Annoyed Bride is Making Day All About Herself

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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Pretty in pink, one in the stink.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@doc-hammer.bsky.social @jacksonpublick.bsky.social: There's a debate going on Reddit, can you help out and let us know who some of these new characters in the Order of the Triad were going to be?

The Order of the Triad from The Venture Bros surrounded by a bunch of new characters.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For your future use

The quoted image of Bobby Hill standing in front of a board that gives the pros and cons of having a carnival but with everything erased except the words pros and cons so people can use it as a template

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Onion's "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" is the modern day equivalent of "A Modest Proposal".

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rice Krispies gives kids the energy they need for child labor!

A paperboy drops his bag of papers on the table and demands that cartoon cereal mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop make him breakfast so he can get to work.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lol, Gremlins wasn't even a kids' movie and it got its own cereal! What a decade!

Gizmo from Gremlins eating a bowl of Gremlins Cereal

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A generation of Millenial furries were born here.

Sexy humanoid cats from Hethcliff and Friends.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just watching some of this randomly, and holy shit were we racist in the 90s.

Barney Rubble donning a costume as an Asian karate guy

Barney now doing karate moves in front of a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles

Barney now letting the Asian mask slip as he eats Cocoa Pebbles with chopsticks

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Leaving a concert and people are trying to force their way to the front instead of waiting. One pickup truck douchebag tries to cut-in in front of us from the grass and ends up next to us. My wife rolls down the window and says "Hey, let's have a conversation about why you're a motherfucker."

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cause of plane crash: furry wolf gloves unable to grib steering wheel.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"We saw you from across the blood boy and liked your vibes. Wanna get out of here and share some stem cells in my walk-in freezer?"

That biohacking rich guy who looks like Data crossed with the "Somebody That I Used to Know" singer and his rich biohacking girlfriend who looks like a cross between Mila Kunis and Olivia Munn.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

American Pie 2 didn't have the fuckin' balls to have Shitbreak fuck Stifler's dad.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My wife has apparently been laughing at this all day.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When that clipboard comes out you know you're fucked. theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walking-sc...

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Walking Scrawl

Uh-Oh! Manager is Walking the Sales Floor, and He's Taking Notes!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Post something stupid from your phone.

A sticker that says "The World is a Vampire" and it's a picture of Nosferatu (the slilent movie one) in JNCO jeans.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"fart left" is what I do in bed because my wife is to my right and I'm a considerate husband.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I can't wait to get my dick wet!" - Me trying to get to the bathroom because I really need to pee

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Lumas in Mario Galaxy are really weird. It's like what they want most in the world is to gorge themselves and then die by transforming into platforming puzzles.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me when the manager asks me stay a little later and help close:

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When I found my cat Gladis at the shelter:

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@nanadude.bsky.social

In front of everyone I'm saying you're the one I will make happy. You're the one I will make a home for.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If I posted this image even two years ago suggesting it's something that could happen I'd be laughed off the Internet.

Jake and Logan Paul speaking from the Pentagon press room. Or something. They're in The Pentagon is what's important.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's a testament to how much Ed Sheeran sucks that the right hasn't embraced him as a victim of cance culture yet.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My wife put sensors on the trash cans so we know when the trash gets picked up so it doesn't fill with rain water. Anyway, here's a free reaction image to use when you piss off a blue waver:

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These guys are called "Chets" by the way.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think it's time to finally bury the "Karen" stereotype and start focusing on the REAL worst customer to have to deal with: Masculinity-fixated men in their late 40s and early 50s. Stop making your hormonal changes everyone else's problem!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Murder Arch: An all new movie event premiering this fall on TNT!

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